can't i just use my hand and squeeze the fruit for free?

Next item up: Sham-WOW 2-pack...

rlecour wrote:It's been thrown, and buried over, and unburied again.

Would that make it a refurb holy hand grenade???

Respiffed? It's probably a . . . wait for it . . . lemon.

*rim shot*

bovinekid wrote:Does this one have the salsa dispenser on the bottom?

Verily I say unto you, the economy is angered.

carol2bs1grl wrote:LOL, but then how am I going to get my sink fixed???

You won't care about it anymore. Problem fixed!

YouCantWootThis wrote:Next item up: Sham-WOW 2-pack...

sham-wow's are actually quite impressive!

YouCantWootThis wrote:Next item up: Sham-WOW 2-pack...

God I hope so...those things can clean anything!

Aren't juice oranges different than the regular navel oranges in the grocery store?
It would be pretty expensive to use those for juice! Where would you but juice oranges?

undertow976 wrote:LOOK AT THE BONES!

Argggg! I went and took a shower and this thing is still here!!!

I already got one, its a very very nice!!

hall-a-yeesy praise the jeezy, someone out there in la la land is buying these so if we pray a little harder they will be gone in no time, hahaha!!

YouCantWootThis wrote:Next item up: Sham-WOW 2-pack...

More Spam please!

kippyj wrote:You won't care about it anymore. Problem fixed!

So true!!!! Dang....come on, lunch break...I need to head to the store, pronto!!!

culexor wrote:Don't even get me started on plumbers....

I'll tell you the story anyways.

For about 2 years the toilet in our middle floor bathroom did not work. We finally decided to hire a plumber (handyman, really) to fix it. ...

So, you're bitching about a plumber who's not really a plumber....

Kinda like complaining about how the landscaper did such a lousy job on your car's transmission.

Maybe next time you should hire a real, licensed plumber. Or do it yourself, plumbing ain't rocket science. The only time I've hired a real plumber is when pipes in the wall needed repair. I'm not brave enough to work with a torch inside the wall.

kikcolon wrote:can't i just use my hand and squeeze the fruit for free?

thats what she said

amdgjmj wrote:Argggg! I went and took a shower and this thing is still here!!!

You sound shocked...

So it takes about 4 medium sized oranges to make a single 8oz glass, 32 for 1/2 gallon of juice. At $0.25/orange this is $8. Oranges aren't in season year round so the quality will not always be that great. Or, you can buy a 1/2 gallon of Simply Orange or other juice for $3.50, save the money of buying a juicer and oranges, and save the money of juicing and cleaning....

BUT will it chaff!?!

ingram622 wrote:Buy 3 of these and you will be happy...Hurry

I don't have that kind of money! I just had to pay for a bad handyman's work and a sink!

culexor wrote:Don't even get me started on plumbers....

I'll tell you the story anyways.

For about 2 years the toilet in our middle floor bathroom did not work. We finally decided to hire a plumber (handyman, really) to fix it. He showed up to fix it about a month after he said he would, but he needed to order some parts. About 2 months later he came and fixed the toilet. He decided that the sink needed to be replaced as well (don't know why, it worked just fine). So he came and put a brand new sink in, but the problem was that the sink stuck out too far, so the door couldn't clear the sink. (keep in mind, the bathroom is about a 4x5 square. yeah, its tiny) Thus, leaving the bathroom door stuck open. Well 2 months later, he comes back with a new sink, that fits. So after about 6 months of waiting, our toilet was finally fixed. Along with a brand new sink that we didn't need. I'm thinking we should have called someone else and had just the toilet fixed considering it would have taken maybe 3 days instead of 6 months.

Wow! Next time your toilet doesn't flush, call me; I'll sell you a new roof and have you replace the electrical wires...

tob64 wrote:Would that make it a refurb holy hand grenade???

1, 2, 5!

Juliewest wrote:Great Dane is now bathed and not happy about it. And there are still some left... seriously...

I still may have time to bath mine then...

beckerj42 wrote:Respiffed? It's probably a . . . wait for it . . . lemon.

*rim shot*

(slow clap)

This is funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD64OhbG4ps

Makky wrote:BUT will it chaff!?!

also...thats what she said

mjsheldon wrote:So, you're bitching about a plumber who's not really a plumber....

Kinda like complaining about how the landscaper did such a lousy job on your car's transmission.

Maybe next time you should hire a real, licensed plumber. Or do it yourself, plumbing ain't rocket science. The only time I've hired a real plumber is when pipes in the wall needed repair. I'm not brave enough to work with a torch inside the wall.

In the walls... would require a carpenter?

I just buy my juice already squeezed... then I tell my old lady "Get in the kitchen and fix me some juice, woman!" Works every time.

I would buy this, but it seems to be fruit only. Jack Lalane can reduce anything to juice!

adamsfam5 wrote:
1, 2, 5!

3 sire

zguinness wrote:I just buy my juice already squeezed... then I tell my old lady "Get in the kitchen and fix me some juice, woman!" Works every time.

Like it sweet, do you?

chris4132 wrote:So it takes about 4 medium sized oranges to make a single 8oz glass, 32 for 1/2 gallon of juice. At $0.25/orange this is $8. Oranges aren't in season year round so the quality will not always be that great. Or, you can buy a 1/2 gallon of Simply Orange or other juice for $3.50, save the money of buying a juicer and oranges, and save the money of juicing and cleaning....

If you can afford this you can afford to buy oranges. I will stick to the box of OJ

jfreak921 wrote:On eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-WOOT-USB-Powered-WOOT-OFF-Lights-Monkey_W0QQitemZ220382184380QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item220382184380&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

Geez now I forget what my screaming monkey & woot lights cost when I got them here... and get this - the seller is throwing in a FREE 2009 Woot calendar!

Wowsers!

And can you believe that they only had six of these to sell off in the first place???

superwang88r6 wrote:I still may have time to bath mine then...

I'm sure you do. And now our pit bull is walking around nervous that it is her turn. He he he.

Just hand squeezed a few Pigeons....lots of goodn juice...mmmmmm pigeons

YouCantWootThis wrote:Next item up: Sham-WOW 2-pack...

No. We are on a kitchen gadget kick.

Up next.....Slap Chop!

http://wondermark.com/217/