KenandAlison


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nathanharig wrote:The stock market has dropped about 100 points since this item was first put up.

Save the stock market, buy a roomba!



Woots not a public company...

othatdavid


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ScottyStyles wrote:Plan to world domination.

Ingredient:
3 Roombas
6 RC Helicopters
3 Badgers
1 Roll of duct tape
1 set of protective leather

Strap the live badgers to the top of the roombas using your duct tape. Make sure to wear the leather so the badgers don't hurt you *too* much. After that, attach the "robo-badgers" to the RC Helicopters - 2 helicopters should be able to carry 1 robobadger.

Deploy one robobadger to France via air assault. After causing tremendous damage, the robobadger will most likely be killed, but it is an acceptable sacrifice. After the robobadger dies, immedietly send in your other two robobadgers. The French, being French, will assume robobadgers are like hydras, and if they kill the two... 4 robobadgers will show up. They will then forfeit.

After that, you force the French into slave labor making Robobadgers, and you proceed to take on the rest of the world with your army of robo-badgers.

After all is said and done, every Roomba on Woot will have been bought, and we can proceed to the next woot-off.



Impressive first post. You will do well here. Now, say something juvenile and misspell at least one third of the wurds. Add some sexual innuendo, and you'll be a star!

chris4132


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tangeemct


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raebee wrote:No then it'd be 17... and it's never gone that's why I'm so happy!



That's what HE said

Tangee Wilson

martinchill


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10% left...

chevelleguy


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ready for a Bustin' out chainsaws.

BuyCrapOnline


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cupcake, cupcake...my kingdom for a cupcake!

graymatterz


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Just put the rest of the Roombas in the Boxes of Chorizo and call it good.
On to something I need to buy, so I can get rid of this white box.

Blah Blah Blah!

raelalt


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raebee wrote:16 inches here yesterday, it'll be gone by tomorrow... hopefully.



It's 60 degrees right now (10:10 am) and is predicted to get past 70 today. Not a cloud in the sky. I love California!

Ever had one of those days where you just felt like:
BadDay

*** 6/1/2007 Bollocks Of Cthulthu ***
Nyah, nyah, na-yah, nyah!

kreegah


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vseven wrote:

Bought one....hopefully it helps with all the animals.



Which? Your pets, or here on the forum? :D

REDLINEVUE


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kippyj wrote:

At least we still have humor!



I do what I can do... when I can do it.

ccomes


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hayfarmer wrote:Guess I got bad info about box of chorizo status, sorry.



I told you....

hayfarmer


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ready go box of chorizo!

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

The pain is almost over... thank you romba god's

classact0427


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will it go over the raised, wood strip between two rooms where it transitions from tile to wood flooring? And what about the occasional electrical extension cord running from one area to the next?

bpeterson82


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Do not put this comment on the main page as a Quality Post.

Thanks.

MelanieMarie


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kippyj wrote:Hats off to you, goddess! My energy is starting to wane...lots of good peeps here, but too many are still MIA...

They're letting us have a FRIDAY, and after six hours of trying, I STILL can't get any real innuendo going...(sigh).

At least we still have humor!



Aww, poor Kippy! SI friday is here. Let's rock it!

too much time and too much money spent here... yet, I can't look away!

joe43wv


quality posts: 14 Private Messages joe43wv

Almost goooneee...

kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj
MelanieMarie wrote:KIPPY! They put you on the main page!



Huh? What? When? You mean again, or back in December '07? I was probably just younger and prettier then. (giggle)

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

nathanharig


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KenandAlison wrote:Woots not a public company...



But the roomba, it is evil for the markets! Can't you see! Its just like this rock, this rock keeps away tigers....

carol2bs1grl


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eq52515 wrote:-What...you want them to blow?




What man doesn't? None that I've ever met!

elfman99


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Where's the BIG OBAMA CON

All Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go

smrt1


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ScottyStyles wrote:Plan to world domination.

Ingredient:
3 Roombas
6 RC Helicopters
3 Badgers
1 Roll of duct tape
1 set of protective leather

Strap the live badgers to the top of the roombas using your duct tape. Make sure to wear the leather so the badgers don't hurt you *too* much. After that, attach the "robo-badgers" to the RC Helicopters - 2 helicopters should be able to carry 1 robobadger.

Deploy one robobadger to France via air assault. After causing tremendous damage, the robobadger will most likely be killed, but it is an acceptable sacrifice. After the robobadger dies, immedietly send in your other two robobadgers. The French, being French, will assume robobadgers are like hydras, and if they kill the two... 4 robobadgers will show up. They will then forfeit.

After that, you force the French into slave labor making Robobadgers, and you proceed to take on the rest of the world with your army of robo-badgers.

After all is said and done, every Roomba on Woot will have been bought, and we can proceed to the next woot-off.




I love you

nunyadamnbizness


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raebee wrote:No then it'd be 17... and it's never gone that's why I'm so happy!



You don't look so happy in your picture...???

ThunderThighs


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Staff

HURRY UP! I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

Gatzby


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Staff

DA59 wrote:HURRY UP! I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!



Cross your legs!

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

ICEPICC


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cloudwarz01 wrote:wooters.us or mywoot.net



THANKS

yay 1 min left

Proud member of the:
* I'll Never own a Roomba Club.

* I'll Never own a Dyson Club.

* I'll Never Again own a Refurbed Camera.

jbfineartpa


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toddatwsu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages toddatwsu

Yay it's over!

kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj
mark0805 wrote:There's sunlight in other parts of the country? I thought California had a claim to all sunlight in the states... my mistake



I have a loved one that I've been missing...seeing her will be just as good as sunlight, but she assures me it is sunny most of the time now.

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris

BuckNekid


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raelalt wrote:It's 60 degrees right now (10:10 am) and is predicted to get past 70 today. Not a cloud in the sky. I love California!



Until the winds blow the fires to your doorstep.....

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 312 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

Gatzby wrote:Cross your legs!

They are.

Thank goodness. That detour should take a while.

othatdavid


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Sold out?! Darn it!! I can't believe I missed it again!

KenandAlison


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nathanharig wrote:But the roomba, it is evil for the markets! Can't you see! Its just like this rock, this rock keeps away tigers....



Looks more like a rechargable pet rock...

MelanieMarie


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MelanieMarie
kippyj wrote:Huh? What? When? You mean again, or back in December '07? I was probably just younger and prettier then. (giggle)



No, now. Go look. They said you were getting into trouble again. That got me to come in to chat. After all, it is SI friday.

too much time and too much money spent here... yet, I can't look away!

jonahan52


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toddatwsu wrote:Yay it's over!



Yay detour!

epeterson


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Can this Roomba clean more than one room?

rbhedden


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pbutlerj wrote:One of the funniest skits ever. I loved the women running away from it, looking slightly panicked. Good Times.



Wow! Thanks for replying!

KenandAlison


quality posts: 4 Private Messages KenandAlison

Wine O Detour.... Sorry my stupid local Gov't does'nt want me to drink and be happy...

kippyj


quality posts: 12 Private Messages kippyj

F. Scott...are you folks evilly planning another wine.w00t detour for our next selection??? I have a funny feeling about it.

Or that could be the Xanax kicking in...

No, no...I think I smell a detour!

"I love your red hair. It's not very common and YOU are FAR from common." Tom Harris