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Speed to First Woot:
59m 58.000s
First Sucker:
dadave
Last Wooter to Woot:
birdboy06
Last Purchase:
5 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 14% of Woot.com Woots
Top 8% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 0% of Woot.com Woots
Top 0% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 31% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

21%
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1%
3%
1%
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23%
6%
1%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Random guppy
$3.00 + $1000000.00 Shipping
Condition: Crappy

Product List:
- 3 Random guppy

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

uski


quality posts: 2 Private Messages uski

Here it is! The Random

jasommers


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jasommers

Bustin' out chainsaws ... whoo hooo!

p8ball4life


quality posts: 1 Private Messages p8ball4life

HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR... Almost got me

jawnsixteen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jawnsixteen

they got me!!!!!!

jjohan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jjohan

is the shipping a joke?

doml


quality posts: 1 Private Messages doml

Reviews for this product seemed crappy.

daverandomster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages daverandomster

$1,000,000.00 shipping.

It's a steal.

bah

snkakadia


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snkakadia

The breadsticks need marinara!

cybertron3


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cybertron3

Shipping is a tad much ey woot?

jon98gn


quality posts: 20 Private Messages jon98gn

Does it ship by 24k limo?

heykelley


quality posts: 0 Private Messages heykelley

very funny :P

mikehidro


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mikehidro

what the hell @ shipping

jawnsixteen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jawnsixteen

they got me!!!!!!

MSIGuy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MSIGuy

You got me Woot... I was all sweaty palmed about getting my frist box of chorizo... Way to go.

perry243


quality posts: 1 Private Messages perry243

lolwut

squinky86


quality posts: 1 Private Messages squinky86

Shipping kills it.

SmokeyFalls


quality posts: 7 Private Messages SmokeyFalls

I want a million and 3 dollar guppy of bags!

xmmx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages xmmx

Good show, woot. YOu got me and ALL of my friends.

jayjay72


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jayjay72

Ha! It'd better be here yesterday for that much shipping.

bryanjmatthews


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bryanjmatthews

got me...hahaha...thanks woot

Crlaozwyn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Crlaozwyn

Seriously? I knew it was April fools, but you almost gave me a heart attack - twice!

beowulf828


quality posts: 11 Private Messages beowulf828

can i lend a million from anyone?

forbas1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages forbas1

Happy April Fools Day everyone!!! No C R A P for me today!!!! LOL

a1z2i


quality posts: 1 Private Messages a1z2i

1000003 bucks...

yorksolutions


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yorksolutions

april fools, ha ha ha, Yes I fell for it

pheonix28


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pheonix28

I've got a few mill to blow, I'm in for 3!!!

KarenMarie


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KarenMarie

so, what happens when you buy?

what is the total price?

ramyb


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ramyb

How cute- I'm not sure if I should just try to order one anyway and hope for the best :P

HYPEractive


quality posts: 0 Private Messages HYPEractive

DAMMIT. After all these years, I thought I'd FINALLY get a box of chorizo!!!

wootgoat


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootgoat

what? without a wootoff! wooooow, this is history in the making.

IcedPenguin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages IcedPenguin

I was going to get this, until i saw the shipping costs.

lighthazard


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lighthazard

im still buying one.

-The Light Hazard

kikcolon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kikcolon

it would be cheaper if i went and picked it up myself.

akabaloo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages akabaloo

woot.com
The only company that makes April Fool's day a paid holiday.

katpanda322


quality posts: 0 Private Messages katpanda322

never bought the random stuff before, what are some things that you get? (for people who have gotten it before...)

qunzNrosez


quality posts: 0 Private Messages qunzNrosez

Er...oops. I went all through and ordered one...Better um...cancel that. >.>

equazcion


quality posts: 65 Private Messages equazcion

Coupon code for normal shipping is SNAIL, I believe.

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

johnsonshaw


quality posts: 0 Private Messages johnsonshaw

Nice one. I'm in for three.