killingtime wrote:

I have my moments... A friend shoplifted a small teddy bear with my name embroidered on it when we were kids, she never gave it to me...hmmm... I returned a Phil Collins record that wasn't mine...

So, is the greater crime that you returned a Phil Collins record or that it wasn't yours?

NeoLuddite wrote:

I did one of my HS book reports on "God Bless You Mr. Rosewater". Teacher was not impressed by KV.

huh, we read Time Quake my senior year... liked it, and wouldn't mind reading another of his, but i've never done it... i have so many books i'd like to read...

jqubed wrote:

you are truly a terrible, terrible person...

I never killed anyone...hit a doctor on a bicycle once...slight bump...he admited he was at fault...

Skipped some classes in college...

Had a live-in boyfriend...surreptitiously, of course...

Got escorted from a concert arena once and snuck back in...

Other than that, not so terrible...

killingtime wrote:

How did you come upon it?

I don't even remember now, but I think it was linked off an Ask Yahoo! question one time for some reason...

anyway, they put a new topic up twice a week, and a week later they'll post that topic's 10 funniest entries... and i made it to #4 on the 1,000th list... the first time i made it on!!! *does backflips*

*weak wrist gives out and fails me*

*lies in crumpled heap*

jqubed wrote:

huh, we read Time Quake my senior year... liked it, and wouldn't mind reading another of his, but i've never done it... i have so many books i'd like to read...

I like most of his earlier stuff...was cynical but funny. Now mostly just seems mean. But he revels in being a curmudgeon.

NeoLuddite wrote:

So, is the greater crime that you returned a Phil Collins record or that it wasn't yours?

It was on the counter of the record store with the receipt...the cashier asked if it were mine...I don't know why I said it, but I said, "yes." I waited 2 weeks and returned it for cash...probably bought a Culture Club record with it.

killingtime wrote:

I never killed anyone...hit a doctor on a bicycle once...slight bump...he admited he was at fault...<snip>

i drove over my sister's foot once... er... twice on one occassion... unintentionally, but still...

jqubed wrote:

I don't even remember now, but I think it was linked off an Ask Yahoo! question one time for some reason... anyway, they put a new topic up twice a week, and a week later they'll post that topic's 10 funniest entries... and i made it to #4 on the 1,000th list... the first time i made it on!!! *does backflips* *weak wrist gives out and fails me* *lies in crumpled heap*

How many entries do you submit, typically?

jqubed wrote:

i drove over my sister's foot once... er... twice on one occassion... unintentionally, but still...

Twice, that's evil...

jqubed wrote:

i drove over my sister's foot once... er... twice on one occassion... unintentionally, but still...

My brother was mad at me because I got the front seat one time. He kicked the back of the seat so hard it released and my head shattered the VW's windshield.
Didn't feel a thing. Mom was pissed (about the windshield, anyway).

NeoLuddite wrote:

My brother was mad at me because I got the front seat one time. He kicked the back of the seat so hard it released and my head shattered the VW's windshield. Didn't feel a thing. Mom was pissed (about the windshield, anyway).

LMAO! Damn you, Neo for breaking the windshield...you must have a solid head, there...

killingtime wrote:

How many entries do you submit, typically?

maybe 1 per 1.5 topic, but i've been trying for a few weeks now...

killingtime wrote:

LMAO! Damn you, Neo for breaking the windshield...you must have a solid head, there...

Indeed, the thread house picture portrays it accurately made of stone.

jqubed wrote:

maybe 1 per 1.5 topic, but i've been trying for a few weeks now...

You should print it and frame it.

NeoLuddite wrote:

Indeed, the thread house picture portrays it accurately made of stone.

Better than headless!

edit: and small...t's

killingtime wrote:

Twice, that's evil...

no it wasn't really, i thought i was still on her foot, so i didn't want to finish the job and run over undamaged foot, so i put the car in reverse and...

turns out i wasn't sitting on her foot...

but the evil part was when i drove off once she finished getting her backpack out and closed the door... not that i was trying to be evil... i just didn't want to be late to school myself...

NeoLuddite wrote:

Indeed, the thread house picture portrays it accurately made of stone.

thread house picture?

killingtime wrote:

Better than headless! edit: and small...t's

you've lost me on the edit...

jqubed wrote:

but the evil part was when i drove off once she finished getting her backpack out and closed the door... not that i was trying to be evil... i just didn't want to be late to school myself...

I never want to be on an island with you...you have cannibal tendencies!

jqubed wrote:

you've lost me on the edit...

Josephus portrays me headless & "flat" in the remodel

As in no mountains...

As in no speed bumps...

get it? yet?

oh, lord...

in training???

brb...

killingtime wrote:

I never want to be on an island with you...you have cannibal tendencies!

nah, that causes something like mad cow disease...

killingtime wrote:

Josephus portrays me headless & "flat" in the remodel

i don't know what remodel you're talking about...

jqubed wrote:

nah, that causes something like mad cow disease...

In my case, mad, yes.

jqubed wrote:

i don't know what remodel you're talking about...

Josephus' new pic makes me have no...head or...hills...

get it now?

oh well...joke is long gone, now...

jqubed wrote:

i don't know what remodel you're talking about...

See page 1 of the thread...after being nicely decorated, a pyromanic lemming got possession of a weed killing flamethrower and burned down the old thread (with a little help, I might add)...
But it was nicely redone in a rustic log cabin motif, showing some of the misfitian inhabitants. Hence the picture, which apparently failed to display all of kt's ummm, assets...

I wonder how Josephus chose Lynnie's pic?

NeoLuddite wrote:

See page 1 of the thread...after being nicely decorated, a pyromanic lemming got possession of a weed killing flamethrower and burned down the old thread (with a little help, I might add)... But it was nicely redone in a rustic log cabin motif, showing some of the misfitian inhabitants. Hence the picture, which apparently failed to display all of kt's ummm, assets...

Thanks Neo!

I also wondered why everyone else has long sleeves and I'm in a spaghetti strap?

edit: can't tell if you, Neo, have sleeves?

killingtime wrote:

get it now?

are you the legs? or the torso and arm? or lady by the fire? ...i'm guessing off your comments you mean the torso... but that's not bad, really, and besides, to me the face is most important... though your face seems nonexistant...

I like my arms...

jqubed wrote:

are you the legs? or the torso and arm? or lady by the fire? ...i'm guessing off your comments you mean the torso... but that's not bad, really, and besides, to me the face is most important... though your face seems nonexistant...

Tall4agirl is the legs...not sure why Josephus has her lying down...perhaps Freudian?

Headless is okay...but I look tense...my shoulder is really high...near my neck...

More...hilly would have been nice...

jqubed wrote:

are you the legs? or the torso and arm? or lady by the fire? ...i'm guessing off your comments you mean the torso... but that's not bad, really, and besides, to me the face is most important... though your face seems nonexistant...

Maybe she was the model for AlienResearchGroupHome's "cheese girl" in the last contest...