Must be a lower Manhatten lodge . . . doesn't kick it til late in the evenin' . . .

AZGman wrote:

Must be a lower Manhatten lodge . . . doesn't kick it til late in the evenin' . . .

on occasion I wonder what goes on here while I am away. I can read a post like htis and puzlle for a looooong time.


Anyway, I hope each of you has a nice Thanksgiving with your friends and family. We certainly will. and I promise not to stop making jokes at Jason and the Wootonauts!

"we are small men" hoo hoo hoo! I still can't believe he wrote that!!

Josephus wrote:

on occasion I wonder what goes on here while I am away. I can read a post like htis and puzlle for a looooong time. Anyway, I hope each of you has a nice Thanksgiving with your friends and family. We certainly will. and I promise not to stop making jokes at Jason and the Wootonauts! "we are small men" hoo hoo hoo! I still can't believe he wrote that!

J'phus . . . you and yours have a very Happy Thanksgiving!


(I'll just be over here puzzling over your post.)

AZGman wrote:

J'phus . . . you and yours have a very Happy Thanksgiving! (I'll just be over here puzzling over your post.)

AZGman - please take the same spirit directed at others and utilize it to enjoy YOUR Thanksgiving...

//sets fire to shot glasses

dreamaster wrote:

AZGman - please take the same spirit directed at others and utilize it to enjoy YOUR Thanksgiving... //sets fire to shot glasses

Why does the lemming's voice sound roboticized?!?!?

AZGman wrote:

Why does the lemming's voice sound roboticized?!?!?

Domo arigoto lemming roboto?

AZGman wrote:

He's pretty! In a grotesque, unsure of his manhood sort of way!!

Hey, he is pretty. He has really nice eyes, lips & hands...not to mention an great mind.

And yes, he's married...

dreamaster wrote:

so I've been prepping the cave for the family visit - Drowning the frozen turkeys to revive them, so that two of them meet their briney fate tonight, when I talked to Mom. She asked what to bring. I said well, I'm doing three turkeys, and the potatoes, and the mushrooms. So she's gonna bring pie, and salad, and wine. And some other stuff - when we get into the discussion of how i'm prepping the turkeys. One will be dry rubbed tomorrow with some herbs and smoked in the smoker, another will be in a honey brine all night for the smoker, and the last will get a garlic salt brine for the preprep for a rub and then into the turkey fryer. She said she didn't like sweet foods. I said, that's why I'm smoking two turkeys, then she reminded me that last years brined turkey came out of the fryer black, and I said that's because of the apple brine I used last year for the fryer (the sugar carmalized in the heat) , I'm not making the same mistake again this year. It went on in a circular conversation for like five minutes because she kept mixing up what bird went where. I was sorta amused cause she genuinely seemed upset I was honey brining one of the turkeys. I'm sure my dad and my nephews will love it. Happy thanksgiving every one, and watch for the smoke cloud in the midwest as the flamethrower kicks into gear, and i single handedly try to change the environment with the massive smoker!

3 turkeys? That's impressive. How many people are coming?

killingtime wrote:

<snip> And yes, he's married...

So, he has someone to pick out his make-up for him? Or just uses hers?!?!?



(I'm jokin' with ya, of course.)

killingtime wrote:

3 turkeys? That's impressive. How many people are coming?

How many lemmings does it take to eat three turkeys?

Josephus wrote:

on occasion I wonder what goes on here while I am away. I can read a post like htis and puzlle for a looooong time. Anyway, I hope each of you has a nice Thanksgiving with your friends and family. We certainly will. and I promise not to stop making jokes at Jason and the Wootonauts! "we are small men" hoo hoo hoo! I still can't believe he wrote that!

What was up with the ab-tilter reference?

AZGman wrote:

J'phus . . . you and yours have a very Happy Thanksgiving! (I'll just be over here puzzling over your post.)

Can't you all just say what you mean and mean what you say?

AZGman wrote:

Why does the lemming's voice sound roboticized?!?!?

Too happy for my taste...

killingtime wrote:

Too happy for my taste...

Then again, everything is too happy for my taste as of late...

czardastx wrote:

Domo arigoto lemming roboto?

Not bad...

AZGman wrote:

'Fraid not this year, mister!

killingtime wrote:

Can't you all just say what you mean and mean what you say?

I mean what I say; I don't always know what I mean!

AZGman wrote:

So, he has someone to pick out his make-up for him? Or just uses hers?!?!? (I'm jokin' with ya, of course.)

He actually has some kind of arrangement with "Mac" makeup of the UK, I believe...he has a specific lipstick and eye makeup made for him.

killingtime wrote:

Then again, everything is too happy for my taste as of late...

Are you subject to holiday season depression?

killingtime wrote:

He actually has some kind of arrangement with "Mac" makeup of the UK, I believe...he has a specific lipstick and eye makeup made for him.

What a coincidence! So do I!!!

AZGman wrote:

I mean what I say; I don't always know what I mean!

Being brave enough to admit it is good enough for me.

AZGman wrote:

What a coincidence! So do I!!!

LOL
You, too?

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

LOL You, too?

Actually, I get my make-up from the same mfr. as Tammy Faye Baker . . .






. . . Dutch Boy . . . .

I don't like make up used in a metrosexual type of way...

AZGman wrote:

Are you subject to holiday season depression?

Does aging count as seasonal?

killingtime wrote:

I don't like make up used in a metrosexual type of way...

I don't even know what the hell a metrosexual is supposed to be . . . besides new-age psycho-sexual-babble . . .

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

LOL You, too?

I wonder why we never see each other there?

not that we'd know...


BTW, I never say what I mean...I try to, but it never, ever turns out that way!

I can just see the lemming head sticking up from inside the cavity of the turkey, bright eyes looking out from under that grease-covered fur...wishbone between the teeth.

AZGman wrote:

I don't even know what the hell a metrosexual is supposed to be . . . besides new-age psycho-sexual-babble . . .

I knew a fellow at Hopkins who was pretty clearly a metrosexual.

married, has a kid now, but very urban chic, all PC, drives an Accord, satellite radio and all, but only drives it to and from work. very earnest. just, metrosexual as all get out!

Josephus wrote:

I knew a fellow at Hopkins who was pretty clearly a metrosexual. married, has a kid now, but very urban chic, all PC, drives an Accord, satellite radio and all, but only drives it to and from work. very earnest. just, metrosexual as all get out!

Clear as mud. What does any of that have to do with sexuality?

AZGman wrote:

Clear as mud. What does any of that have to do with sexuality?

Unless it's just a new millenium yuppy with superior sphincter control!!!

killingtime wrote:

Being brave enough to admit it is good enough for me.

Enter now or regret it forever.

AZGman wrote:

Unless it's just a new millenium yuppy with superior sphincter control!!!

LMAO

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Enter now or regret it forever.

Are we playing the "or" game?

killingtime wrote:

Are we playing the "or" game?

-Genjo Sanzo, Gensomaden Saiyuki

Does that help?

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

-Genjo Sanzo, Gensomaden Saiyuki Does that help?

Perhaps I should have applied a touch more red.

AZGman wrote:

Clear as mud. What does any of that have to do with sexuality?

NOTHING. That is the whole weirdness of metrosexuality. It is all really just new day of yuppiedom, except that they stayin the city.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

-Genjo Sanzo, Gensomaden Saiyuki Does that help?

But it doesn't present an "or" situation.
Just an "is."

Josephus wrote:

NOTHING. That is the whole weirdness of metrosexuality. It is all really just new day of yuppiedom, except that they stayin the city.

Pretty much what I thought . . . condos and brownstones instead of suburban McMansions . . .

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Perhaps I should have applied a touch more red.

Look...

Just there...

Like it's been wiped on the sleeve.