Josephus wrote:

ya think? hahaha. I just would like them to pick winners who are on the topic they suggest. I edited out most all of my diatribe before posting this, FYI. I guess they might not have even understood my joke about posting late. sigh. >:^(

I thought your "late" entry (+ excuse) was great!!

Josephus wrote:

Truly, though, this was really a good contest. I'd like to do the same contest again; I don't usually think that. I thought several of the winners weren't on topic, and there were quite a few really funny ones that got no mention. The one by Ashemon about cutting the grass to make the mailbox look longer was really funny. and the sh*t-faced moose by Proteus Crow was terrific. I thought lip's mutated fly was funny too. it was very 'killingtime' in execution. (hmm...could lip be a secret identity?)

It was a good contest, but not a lot of Photoshop work (for most people).

You know what the response to the "not on topic" thing is right? "Our panel of geniuses can and will make stuff up as it goes along..."

I didn't see Ashemom's. What page was it on?

The moose was classic.

No response about Toon's redundancy huh?

Re: lips' identity...he/she is not me, there can only be one "killingtime." I think that is all the world can handle.

What that really a photo of McGuffy on page 4?

killingtime wrote:

It was a good contest, but not a lot of Photoshop work (for most people). You know what the response to the "not on topic" thing is right? "Our panel of geniuses can and will make stuff up as it goes along..." I didn't see Ashemom's. What page was it on? The moose was classic. No response about Toon's redundancy huh? Re: lips' identity...he/she is not me, there can only be one "killingtime." I think that is all the world can handle.

I know their defense, "make stuff up", but then they complain about people being off-topic. It isn't like there aren't funny on-topic entries to pick from. pout.

ashemon on -page 9, just below one of yours (ok, 2 entries down) I'm laughing just thinking about it. has to really burn.

redundancy response-
Yeah, maybe there was, huh?

Oh, well, I'm gonna go home early, I have to stay home to watch for kids while wife takes kids out T' or T'ing. We have one pirate girl and one devil boy, with a baby dinosaur/dragon. They had halloween parties at school today, and no school tomorrow. They'll be nicely wired up by bedtime!

AZGman wrote:

I thought your "late" entry (+ excuse) was great!!

I was so happy somebody actually replied to me that I was 12 hours too late! (I don't think he ever 'got it' that it was a joke.) It was just perfect to set up the joke. not that I have any practice making excuses like that!

Josephus wrote:

I know their defense, "make stuff up", but then they complain about people being off-topic. It isn't like there aren't funny on-topic entries to pick from. pout. ashemon on -page 9, just below one of yours (ok, 2 entries down) I'm laughing just thinking about it. has to really burn. redundancy response- Yeah, maybe there was, huh? Oh, well, I'm gonna go home early, I have to stay home to watch for kids while wife takes kids out T' or T'ing. We have one pirate girl and one devil boy, with a baby dinosaur/dragon. They had halloween parties at school today, and no school tomorrow. They'll be nicely wired up by bedtime!

re: pg 9 - personal joke btw you & the missus?

I was looking for an entry with literally a mailbox and grass.

Wired or puking...

killingtime wrote:

re: pg 9 - personal joke btw you & the missus? I was looking for an entry with literally a mailbox and grass. Wired or puking...

thankfully, no. :^o

mom's too good to let them get to the puking stage. not like MY mom!

I'll check back in later. got to drive for an hour to get home.

Me too...I have to get out the candy and bowls...do a quick vacuum...for the Trick or Treaters

bbl...

Josephus wrote:

thankfully, no. :^o mom's too good to let them get to the puking stage. not like MY mom!

LOL! So, she "rations" them off, huh? What is the fun in Halloween if you can't eat till your sick? (Could never do it ever again, but I remember the good 'ol times. *sigh*)

*Waiting for the 1st trick or treater to come*

Got the first 2...a "Bob the Builder" and a "Pumpkin"

*sigh* My first costume was Casper the Ghost...those boxed Halloween Outfits with the thin plastic masks that would crack or create condensation on your upper lip and nose...*fond memories*

Like this...mind you there are no nose holes...

killingtime wrote:

Like this...mind you there are no nose holes...

Don't let Flamedemise see this . . . it's calling s/he's retarded.

AZGman wrote:

Don't let Flamedemise see this . . . it's calling s/he's retarded.

LOL! I guess you are what you wear!

AZGman wrote:

Don't let Flamedemise see this . . . it's calling s/he's retarded.

so coolly phrased...
FLAME RETARDED: YOU ARE BELONG TO US

Josephus wrote:

so coolly phrased... FLAME RETARDED: YOU ARE BELONG TO US

?? ALL YOUR HOLLOWED WEENS ARE BELONG TO US ???

The White for Nite part isn't that cool, either

AZGman wrote:

?? ALL YOUR HOLLOWED WEENS ARE BELONG TO US ???

ALL HOURS HOLLOW E'ENS ARE BEGAN WE US.

Josephus wrote:

ALL HOURS HOLLOW E'ENS ARE BEGAN WE US.

WE BE HALLOWED WEENIES

killingtime wrote:

The White for Nite part isn't that cool, either

I think that is a safety attention grabber, not well phrased for todays world.

I had a pirate a few minutes ago...he fell on his ass when I was coming to the door.

Perhaps, I scared him?

killingtime wrote:

WE BE HALLOWED WEENIES

WE R CHLDRUN

Josephus wrote:

I think that is a safety attention grabber, not well phrased for todays world.

I am trying to think what other characters I was...I think I was Wonder Woman once...Princess Leah...

Josephus wrote:

WE R CHLDRUN

CHURN WEE CHLD

killingtime wrote:

I had a pirate a few minutes ago...he fell on his ass when I was coming to the door. Perhaps, I scared him?

Are you dressed as a witch? Or do you always wear black?!?! LOL

AZGman wrote:

Are you dressed as a witch? Or do you always wear black?!?! LOL

LOL...Now that you mention it, I am dressed in black.

killingtime wrote:

I am trying to think what other characters I was...I think I was Wonder Woman once...Princess Leah...

I can't recall any costumes that standout . . . I do remember the flimsy plastic masks though.

I have an interesting factoid about Witches...which I may reveal at some other point.

killingtime wrote:

I have an interesting factoid about Witches...which I may reveal at some other point.

Need some Prep H for that factoid?!?!? BOL

AZGman wrote:

I can't recall any costumes that standout . . . I do remember the flimsy plastic masks though.

The flimsy masks that would never stay up and the elastic would either inevitably break or stretch too much.

AZGman wrote:

Need some Prep H for that factoid?!?!? BOL

LOL...again with the Prep H...I still don't know much about it...and how it works...

I get the general idea, though...

killingtime wrote:

The flimsy masks that would never stay up and the elastic would either inevitably break or stretch too much.

Always had to slide it to the top of your head between houses cuz they made ya sweat and ya couldn't breathe!

AZGman wrote:

Always had to slide it to the top of your head between houses cuz they made ya sweat and ya couldn't breathe!

I wish I were that smart, but I weren't...

killingtime wrote:

I wish I were that smart, but I weren't...

^sends k'time to remedial h'ween mask wearing class . . .

Wow, we had like 7 or 8 that last time...lots of light sabers....

killingtime wrote:

Wow, we had like 7 or 8 that last time...lots of light sabers....

Luuuuuuuuke . . . use the doorbell, Luke."

AZGman wrote:

Luuuuuuuuke . . . use the doorbell, Luke."

We have the full size bars...and even then, they try to take 2!

Skittles and starburst seem to be the most popular...

*Pure Sugar*

killingtime wrote:

We have the full size bars...and even then, they try to take 2! Skittles and starburst seem to be the most popular... *Pure Sugar*

Ahhh. . . the craving of a true heroin addict . . .