Drats.

Don't worry - I'll help .

//bakes cake

Ok, here's a cake with a file in it. good luck..

Oh, and it's a file on baking recipies, it's all I could find in the kitchen.

AZGman wrote:

//trips; arrested for public intoxication

//charged for loitering with no valid i.d.

Josephus wrote:

//charged for loitering with no valid i.d.

well he was seen ignoring a fire too...

dreamaster wrote:

well he was seen ignoring a fire too...

//jailed
//denied 'puter access

AZGman wrote:

//jailed //denied 'puter access

Coming for visit...

drops det cord in cell.

//floods jail basement with combination napalm , liquid nitrous, and carbon wax catelyzer

AZGman needs a new wardrobe for his regretable sentence.

seems like KT would have better friends, don't it? I mean, jailbirds...come on!

Josephus wrote:

AZGman needs a new wardrobe for his regretable sentence. seems like KT would have better friends, don't it? I mean, jailbirds...come on!

Nope. I am her friend.
*smile*

You know - now that he's a jailbird - we can explain all those unexplained fires.

Like who's gonna believe a convict?

dreamaster wrote:

You know - now that he's a jailbird - we can explain all those unexplained fires. Like who's gonna believe a convict?

It would explain a lot. the public drunkenness, the wallet at the fire, loitering...

I'm convinced!

(whew!)

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Nope. I am her friend. *smile*

exactly. (triumphant in my illogic)

Josephus wrote:

exactly. (triumphant in my illogic)

LMAO

Josephus wrote:

It would explain a lot. the public drunkenness, the wallet at the fire, loitering... I'm convinced! (whew!)

So when KT get's back that's the story we use then.

Azgman was doing it all along and blaming us.

//practices innocent look

dreamaster wrote:

So when KT get's back that's the story we use then. Azgman was doing it all along and blaming us. //practices innocent look

she'll HAVE to believe us. After all, We're not in prison. ;^)

Josephus wrote:

she'll HAVE to believe us. After all, We're not in prison. ;^)

Yup, Pure as the driven snow.

No record, No prison time, No mile long rapsheet.

Why , we're humanitarians!

what a bunch of bad boys you are

KT makes this nice place for you to come hang out and look what you do....fires and explosions and now one of AZ's in the slammer.....tsk tsk

yep..they got him downtown...and he's singin like a canary....rattin out the rest of ya's....

CAn't prove a thing, and I got the surveillance video of him ignoring the fire.

He's gonna ride ole sparky...

dreamaster wrote:

CAn't prove a thing, and I got the surveillance video of him ignoring the fire. He's gonna ride ole sparky...

ya but ya gotta remember....he's got friends in high places.....he's Gman

and just what do you have to say about this pic? whose whiskers are silhouetted against the flames?

And when I innocently fry in ole sparky, I'll have friends in even higher places.

Yeah - I can hear him now;


"NO REALLY, He's about an inch and a half tall, and runs around with a flame thrower.

Yeah, he's a lemming, and He blows stuff up!. No, I'm not on drugs.

No, He's short - High pitched squeeky voi..

Hey He BAKED me a cake with a File in it!


No - I wasn't trying to esca... No, that wasn't my det cord, that was Joe..

Well Yeah, the lemming wrapped it around the bar.. No I DID NOT BLOW up the first bar with det cord. Yes I KNOW I have det cord but Joe.."

what about the lemming DNA that was found on everything?

Lynnzoi wrote:

what about the lemming DNA that was found on everything?

heh - -I'm bio engineered. My DNA is a slurry. They'll think I'm a gerbil, and I happened to drop one off this afternoon in azgman's home...

Lynnzoi wrote:

and just what do you have to say about this pic? whose whiskers are silhouetted against the flames?

That could be anyone - like Azgman's pet gerbil.

well ya gotta watch out for them gerbils...they squeal (or is that squeak?) on their friends.......

esp lemmings who try to frame em

Lynnzoi wrote:

well ya gotta watch out for them gerbils...they squeal (or is that squeak?) on their friends....... esp lemmings who try to frame em

You undersetimate the fanatacism of my minions.

We will inherit the eath, no matter how many throats we have to gnaw thru.

dreamaster wrote:

You undersetimate the fanatacism of my minions. We will inherit the eath, no matter how many throats we have to gnaw thru.

I got 8 cats and two dogs who think catching and eating small critters is their job....

don'twantaname wrote:

Hi KT, I have been enjoying the pictures! There is a rule of life that you need to know...never ever leave boys home alone...once two or more boys, of any age, get together they lose all ability to reason. What if they burn the photo album?

hopefully she has that saved to disk...or printed on asbestos paper :)

Lynnzoi wrote:

I got 8 cats and two dogs who think catching and eating small critters is their job....

And I have close to three billion lemmings ready to swarm.

dreamaster wrote:

And I have close to three billion lemmings ready to swarm.

I dunno.....there's an awful lotta cats in this world.....

Lynnzoi wrote:

I dunno.....there's an awful lotta cats in this world.....

Cats mostly hunt alone.

but add the squirrels, Mice, rats, hampsters, minks, ferrets, badgers, beavers, marmostes, koalas, wallabies, and other furred brethren, you might begin to understand the forces I command.

dreamaster wrote:

Cats mostly hunt alone. but add the squirrels, Mice, rats, hampsters, minks, ferrets, badgers, beavers, marmostes, koalas, wallabies, and other furred brethren, you might begin to understand the forces I command.

Are you sure you're not from Utopia Rodentia Shipyards?

dreamaster wrote:

Cats mostly hunt alone. but add the squirrels, Mice, rats, hampsters, minks, ferrets, badgers, beavers, marmostes, koalas, wallabies, and other furred brethren, you might begin to understand the forces I command.

um....not really...cats hunt in cooperative effort when they can.....

as for the other furred minions.....I have some connections in that world as well....

Lynnzoi wrote:

um....not really...cats hunt in cooperative effort when they can..... as for the other furred minions.....I have some connections in that world as well....

We'll keep the medics alive.

dreamaster wrote:

We'll keep the medics alive.

beware the blue juice

Gone the sun, my day is done.
This Wednesday's race is finally run.

It's time to read, and when I deem
I'll dark the light, so I may dream.

dreamaster wrote:

You undersetimate the fanatacism of my minions. We will inherit the eath, no matter how many throats we have to gnaw thru.

i don't think you'll ever defeat the cockroaches...

jqubed wrote:

i don't think you'll ever defeat the cockroaches...

Defeat?

Are you kidding? A little butter saute with some salt, and wwe're talking good eats!