pblgov


quality posts: 15 Private Messages pblgov

That was not chicken you just ate

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

You would prosper in the field of wacky inventions.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

cjimenez4


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pooflady wrote:You would prosper in the field of wacky inventions.



he who is blind cannot read this.

this is a test. if you can read this then you have reached the end of my post.

lplady


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lplady

Confucius says show-off always shown up in showdown.

Numbers are...18,14,45,30,26,1
to be played on the 196M powerball. Be funny as hell if another wooter hit with me but not funny if a hundred of them did.

BTW: fortune cookie stale

arcsus


quality posts: 4 Private Messages arcsus

"You can prosper in the field of computers"

wonk ot doog

lplady


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lplady
lplady wrote:Confucius says show-off always shown up in showdown.

Numbers are...18,14,45,30,26,1
to be played on the 196M powerball. Be funny as hell if another wooter hit with me but not funny if a hundred of them did.

BTW: fortune cookie stale



Now I know why they are called fortune cookies and not lucky cookies. Not one number after two nights playing. l o l

Draw Date Winning Numbers Payout
05/27/2009 5 6 12 16 21
Powerball: 7
05/23/2009 19 23 34 52 57
Powerball: 21

faughtey


quality posts: 20 Private Messages faughtey

Staff

You will enjoy doing something different this coming weekend.
Hmmm, don't know if that will happen, but the Szechuan Chicken was great!

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

killingtime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages killingtime

From 6/5/09 - Hanabi's

whatsthis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages whatsthis


Show me show me show me How you do that trick

killingtime


quality posts: 1 Private Messages killingtime
whatsthis wrote:Show me show me show me How you do that trick


<3

want to marry me?

edit: hopefully you aren't female OR ugly...heh

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

Seek out the significance of your problem at this time. Try to understand.

___________________________________________________________________
Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
killingtime wrote:<3

want to marry me?

edit: hopefully you aren't female OR ugly...heh



Picky, picky, picky.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

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"You haven't lived until you've seen an owl giving you the Stink Eye from a cardboard box."


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Not sure if you should post that? This slightly-nsfw-flowchart will help.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 570 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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I've been collecting them and forgetting to type them in. Here they are:

Your hard work is about to pay off.

Good things come to those who wait. Be patient.

You will receive unexpected support over teh next week. Accept it graicously.

You will be recognized nd honored as a community leader.

People admire you for being such a charmer.

Your Talents will capture you the highest status and prestige.



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whatsthis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages whatsthis
killingtime wrote:<3

want to marry me?

edit: hopefully you aren't female OR ugly...heh




old ugly females are my favorite !
they don't tell they don't swell
and they are greatful as hell

Turken


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Turken

"Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable."

(except in bed)


AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman
DA59 wrote:I've been collecting them and forgetting to type them in. Here they are:

Your hard work is about to pay off.

Good things come to those who wait. Be patient.

You will receive unexpected support over teh next week. Accept it graicously.

You will be recognized nd honored as a community leader.

People admire you for being such a charmer.

Your Talents will capture you the highest status and prestige.



. . . in bed.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 570 Private Messages ThunderThighs

Staff

AZGman wrote:. . . in bed.



L O L



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coffeenogrumpy


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ThunderThighs


quality posts: 570 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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Two in one cookie:

A romantic mystery will soon add interest to your life.

Your goal will be met in two months.

*snort* to the first
Second would be interesting if I knew the goal.



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coffeenogrumpy


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epsiblivion


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Lynnzoi wrote:best way to read 'em is to put the words 'in bed' after it



in my experience it might even be funnier by saying "except in bed"

faughtey


quality posts: 20 Private Messages faughtey

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Running with the wolves may result in howling at the moon.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

coffeenogrumpy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages coffeenogrumpy
faughtey wrote:Running with the wolves may result in howling at the moon.





WanderingRaccoon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages WanderingRaccoon

"What makes an apple fall from a tree?"

Which was a fail on all levels, as not only is it not a fortune, but it's not even an intresting philosophical question.

coffeenogrumpy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages coffeenogrumpy
WanderingRaccoon wrote:"What makes an apple fall from a tree?"

Which was a fail on all levels, as not only is it not a fortune, but it's not even an intresting philosophical question.


i'm sure it was just the translation that was the fail

faughtey


quality posts: 20 Private Messages faughtey

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WanderingRaccoon wrote:"What makes an apple fall from a tree?"

Which was a fail on all levels, as not only is it not a fortune, but it's not even an intresting philosophical question.



The tree lets go?

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown

cjimenez4


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cjimenez4

"What makes an apple fall from a tree?"

I'm going to attempt to make some kind of philosophical link.

the apple is like a child to the tree, the tree however must know when it is time to let go of the apple so that it may eventually turn into a tree. similar to how parents have to allow their children to grow by letting them go so that they may explore the world on their own.

did I do good?

this is a test. if you can read this then you have reached the end of my post.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

Your courage is like a kite; big wind raises it higher.

????????



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
pooflady wrote:Your courage is like a kite; big wind raises it higher.

????????



mabe saying you can talk up your courage? dunno.

or flatulence does it, mabe.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

The mother cat yowls in the night.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
cjimenez4 wrote:"What makes an apple fall from a tree?"

I'm going to attempt to make some kind of philosophical link.

the apple is like a child to the tree, the tree however must know when it is time to let go of the apple so that it may eventually turn into a tree. similar to how parents have to allow their children to grow by letting them go so that they may explore the world on their own.

did I do good?




Lots of apples get plucked and eaten. Some get harvested, skinned, cored, sliced up, seasoned and then baked in a crust. If we did that to our kids, I endeavor to say some of us would get locked up for a long time!

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

The best one I've ever had:

Ignore previous cookie.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

Bad luck and misfortune will haunt your tortured soul for all eternity.

("Damnit, not again...")

olcubmaster


quality posts: 30 Private Messages olcubmaster

Saved this one from dinner Saturday evening:

A difference, to be a difference, must make a difference.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

hot72chev


quality posts: 11 Private Messages hot72chev

"The company will foot the bill for your education."

I got this one about 30 years ago, shortly before I won a full scholarship sponsored by my mom's company. True story.

jawsuser


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jawsuser
hot72chev wrote:"The company will foot the bill for your education."

I got this one about 30 years ago, shortly before I won a full scholarship sponsored by my mom's company. True story.


I wish.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn



Not mine, but worth sharing.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

olcubmaster


quality posts: 30 Private Messages olcubmaster

The fortune you want is not in this cookie.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home