Jason Toon


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Today marks the release of yet another Woot Cellars wine, Triacipedis the White. But while we adore the typically geeky wizard-themed packaging, we're feeling like it's time to expand our customer base. Now that we're approaching saturation of the "Internet boozehound with pretensions to class" demographic, we ask ourselves, where can we turn next? Then we realize we don't know anybody but Internet boozehounds with pretensions to class. So we're asking you:

Show us the label for a new Woot Cellars wine designed to appeal to a not-previously-Woot-friendly demographic.

Seventh-Day Adventists. Inner-city seniors. The burgeoning Icelandic-American community. There's market share just waiting for us out there if we can find it. Or rather, if you can find it. We'll wait here.

Post your entry here by 11:59 AM (central) on Monday, June 22, 2009. Prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of volunteer judges can and will make stuff up as it goes along. Use Photoshop, linoleum blocks, pastels, MSPaint, cave painting, tattoos, tribal scarification, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. As we are fond of saying, try to keep your maximum width to 550px. If you need a place to host your pictures, try www.imageshack.ws or www.photobucket.com. We have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use. And if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post links to your source images. The more sure we are that you did your own work, the more likely we are to consider it for a prize.

 

olpmcg


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are you trying to force us to design your new logo?

Lol ok give me a while...

FedUpOldHag


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fractalVisionz


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Sometimes, you just need to lure the competitors into a drunken stupor for them to shut down. Is it wrong, yes, but we won't hate you for it.

Wine Bottle

databit


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Watch out for the barbed wire and the neighbor's rotweiler when picking the grapes.

Click to embiggen

ActorTom


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rosacola


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ActorTom wrote:



Wow, how'd they get thta wrench in the bottle?!

sTyLeS


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rosacola wrote:Wow, how'd they get thta wrench in the bottle?!



You'll have to buy the wine containing the bottle-stretcher in order to get the wrench out. Dastardly marketing.

DarthJay


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My entry for this week...



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devzero


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source: vest

edw6buffalo


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links:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/454701176_7b4dd3bf07.jpg (woot box)

http://www.cricketworld.com/assets/images/articles/44851_FVCabernetShiraz300dpi.jpg (wine bottle)

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/31yX3i65KLL._nfl-fan-gear_.jpg (baby bottle)

(baby buggy/frame = my creation)

rsjaffe


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thomasofhunter


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toby8915


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For the die hard soft drink drinkers

TomW


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devzero


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source: Kim Il-sung

FedUpOldHag


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FedUpOldHag


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devzero


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FedUpOldHag wrote:




Is that a guy emerging from under the nun's (nun on the right) robes?

DarthJay


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devzero wrote:Is that a guy emerging from under the nun's (nun on the right) robes?



That nun IS smiling bigger than the other nuns...

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stunnard


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danuebler


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edw6buffalo wrote:

links:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/454701176_7b4dd3bf07.jpg (woot box)

http://www.cricketworld.com/assets/images/articles/44851_FVCabernetShiraz300dpi.jpg (wine bottle)

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/31yX3i65KLL._nfl-fan-gear_.jpg (baby bottle)

(baby buggy/frame = my creation)



Hilarious!!!! I want to make the world a safer place for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex! Looks nipple-rific!

Xexus


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Xexus


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rosacola wrote:Wow, how'd they get thta wrench in the bottle?!



I heard they started with a baby wrench and just kept feeding it til it got bigger.

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Xexus


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toby8915 wrote:little bug



I really dig the little bug. I thought it was real for a moment there.

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mrwolfe00


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Bottle

monkey

with every bottle you also get a set of closed Fire Burned Sticks. After a bottle of desperate monkey you will basically get whatever you want.

-me

turrets11


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stunnard


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xtinaftw


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REDNECK 2009-

Convenient camouflage for trips to the deer stand or to hide it from your buddies who will make fun of your taste for the finer things in life.



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rsjaffe


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If you find that hard to read, here's the translation (the original is in the Deseret alphabet).

Woot Wine
with caffeine

Of course, the side deal would be Marlboros.

And, yes, this means I'm going to hell.

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edw6buffalo


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https://www.gatoradeforless.com/images/P/10gal_Cooler.jpg (cooler)
http://images.marthastewart.com/images/content/pub/blueprint/2006/bp_fall06_backyard_jogging_l.jpg (jogger)
http://greytcoats.com/sitebuilder/images/text_bubble_1-459x298.png (TEXT BUBBLE)
http://www.femtalks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/eisch-breathable-wine-glass-1.jpg (GLASS)

wildwolf11


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Sources: 1, 2, 3

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fyrefall


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Xexus


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the mice

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crzyjournalist03


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sources:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Empty_Wine_bottle.jpg

http://toxicsteve.net/images/bag_of_crap.jpg

Richboy455


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Xexus wrote:
the mice



This is awesome. Love it!!

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