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Reflecting the latest crazy developments since our story yesterday...
Exploring new highway initiatives.
Crying for my Argentinian
Enjoying a special Fathers Day
Overseeing International Affairs
The South Has Indeed Risen Again
Banging some Argentinian Tail.
ripprsoul wrote:Overseeing International Affairs
while simutaneously overseeing "Internal Affairs"... hehe
Can you add:
Using tax dollars to get it on with my mistress.
Doing some offshore drilling.
kjacquemin wrote:Doing some offshore drilling.
Laying a new Intercontinental Pipeline.
Drill Baby Drill!
Ooh, ooh - being unfaithful to my wife. Oh wait, euphemisms, right. How about:
Navigating the Panama canal.
Was in Pinamar, Argentina renegotiating Myrtle Beach sister city deal
Swimming in Lake Titicaca...
I Gary Hart her
Loving tan lines and curves of hips
getting in bed with the wrong people
working on annexing southern south carolina
A Frolic in the Pampas
He was more concerned with his own stimulus package than SC's
burrito of chorizo-Less Woot-Off.
Plowing the Andes.
Dismantling weapons of mass distraction
Piece keeping mission(ary)
Hiking The Falkland Islands
getting his package stimulated
kbergen wrote:Touching base.
Diving into 3rd Base
Sliding into Home Plate.
Solving a problem like Maria.
kulhaha wrote:getting his package stimulated
He finally accepted the Stimulus Package.
He was "raising the terror alert level"
Don't cry for me (I'm in) Argentina.
AT - that's the country code for Argentina, right? And you thought it meant Appalachian Trail. Silly you.
Replacing the Federal stimulus program with my own.
It's a tradition of my people to go walk-about.
Ever since I was a little boy, my momma told me I was special, so I do special things.
Putting the bang (!) in email.
Poor guy; he was just getting away to do some writing.
I can not believe no one said:
He was 'Stimulating the Base'
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