Iceback


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added some new tunage I picked up in Canada to the 'ol Ipod. I love that gadget

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taternuggets wrote:I like everyone.

Well. not you so much.



Don't make him even more grumpy.

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Iceback wrote:better you rent a truck then



You have a fallout shelter? Because you might need it when she comes back.

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Iceback


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dontwantaname wrote:You have a fallout shelter? Because you might need it when she comes back.



lol...I got a good head start it would take her almost an hour to drive over here.

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taternuggets


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dontwantaname wrote:Don't make him even more grumpy.



He is just longing for additional testosterone here to combat some of this estrogen.

I'm here to help.


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Mavyn


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What, do you sell shots of it?

I'm pretty sure that's what jager is--testosterone mixed with alcohol.

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taternuggets


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Mavyn wrote:What, do you sell shots of it?

I'm pretty sure that's what jager is--testosterone mixed with alcohol.



And cough syrup.


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Night all.

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taternuggets wrote:And cough syrup.



I'd rather do shots of cough syrup. Hurts less coming back up.

Night, d'name


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taternuggets


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Mavyn wrote:I'd rather do shots of cough syrup. Hurts less coming back up.

Night, d'name



And can suppress coughing.

And if you drink enough of it, you can have closed eye visuals.

Don't recommend.


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taternuggets wrote:And can suppress coughing.

And if you drink enough of it, you can have closed eye visuals.

Don't recommend.



I'll make note.

Cherry soda + chocolate vodka is pretty tasty, though.

Can't say if suppresses coughs, since I don't have one right now.

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pooflady


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Good evening all. Lost my shirt in blackjack tonight. One of the stupid dealers had four blackjacks in a row! Hmph!

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

taternuggets


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Mavyn wrote:Can't say if suppresses coughs, since I don't have one right now.



Sounds like it worked to me.


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pooflady wrote:Good evening all. Lost my shirt in blackjack tonight. One of the stupid dealers had four blackjacks in a row! Hmph!



Strip blackjack?

Interesting!

taternuggets wrote:Sounds like it worked to me.



Suppressing != prevention. Well, not really.

It's like suppression in advance.


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tennisplayer121


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Mavyn wrote:I'll make note.

Cherry soda + chocolate vodka is pretty tasty, though.

Can't say if suppresses coughs, since I don't have one right now.



So not a fan of hard alcohol, or cherry mixed with chocolate. I'm pretty open to trying new things, but I'm not sure I could be convinced to try this.

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pooflady wrote:Good evening all. Lost my shirt in blackjack tonight. One of the stupid dealers had four blackjacks in a row! Hmph!



Aww, I'm sorry. I'm telling ya, that game is evil

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tennisplayer121 wrote:So not a fan of hard alcohol, or cherry mixed with chocolate. I'm pretty open to trying new things, but I'm not sure I could be convinced to try this.



It started with wanting a hard version of Sonics cherry limeade. Cherry vodka + lemon vodka + club soda. Then Cherry-limeade martini's.

And then we started looking at other flavored vodkas.

Pineapple is good (great, with grapefruit juice), and Skyy Ginger vodka is sublime with just about everything.

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taternuggets


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tennisplayer121 wrote:Aww, I'm sorry. I'm telling ya, that game is evil



Don't split tens.


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tennisplayer121


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Mavyn wrote:It started with wanting a hard version of Sonics cherry limeade. Cherry vodka + lemon vodka + club soda. Then Cherry-limeade martini's.

And then we started looking at other flavored vodkas.

Pineapple is good (great, with grapefruit juice), and Skyy Ginger vodka is sublime with just about everything.



Now, a hard cherry-limeade could be interesting. I absolutely love cherry-limeades. The amazingness that is a cherry-limeade would probably counter my distaste for hard alcohol.

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taternuggets wrote:Don't split tens.



I'm pretty sure there are some occasions where splitting tens is advantageous. The problem though is that without counting, I'm pretty sure there isn't a way to play in a +EV manner, so the long-run will always get ya. I have too much of a poker-mindset I guess.

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taternuggets wrote:Don't split tens.



I believe I did that this evening. Why not?

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

taternuggets


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tennisplayer121 wrote:I'm pretty sure there are some occasions where splitting tens is advantageous.


pooflady wrote:I believe I did that this evening. Why not?



Oh my.


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tennisplayer121 wrote:Now, a hard cherry-limeade could be interesting. I absolutely love cherry-limeades. The amazingness that is a cherry-limeade would probably counter my distaste for hard alcohol.



the cherry lime martinis were tastiest. And pretty. ingredients were 1/3 cup cherry vodka, 1/3 cup lime vodka, shaken over ice with barely a drizzle of vermouth, add a cherry and a lime twist.



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pooflady


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Night all. Tomorrow.

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

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taternuggets wrote:Oh my.



http://tamburin.casinocitytimes.com/article/readers-blackjack-questions-1325
http://tamburin.casinocitytimes.com/article/splitting-tens-1315

It is never correct to split tens unless you are a card counter and know that the remaining undealt cards have a high ratio of high to low cards. The bottom line--if you are a basic strategy player, don't split tens!



oh my... I'm not even a blackjack player and I realize that there are some occasions where splitting tens is advantageous.

(quote is from the first link because it's short and sweet, second link is a lot more thorough)

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tennisplayer121 wrote:oh my... I'm not even a blackjack player and I realize that there are some occasions where splitting tens is advantageous.

(quote is from the first link because it's short and sweet, second link is a lot more thorough)



Lets play cards.


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tennisplayer121


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taternuggets wrote:Lets play cards.



Math doesn't lie... especially when it comes to gambling.

I prefer hold'em. I've put in 250k hands so far this year. It's much easier to make money off bad players than it is to beat a casino without getting into trouble.

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taternuggets


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tennisplayer121 wrote:Math doesn't lie... especially when it comes to gambling.

I prefer hold'em. I've put in 250k hands so far this year.



Math doesn't lie if you are the house.

Unfortunately, for myself, I can't quite play that way.


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taternuggets wrote:Math doesn't lie if you are the house.

Unfortunately, for myself, I can't quite play that way.



Therefore, if math doesn't lie if you are the house, it also doesn't lie if you are the player.

Why is that?

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taternuggets


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tennisplayer121 wrote:Therefore, if math doesn't lie if you are the house, it also doesn't lie if you are the player.

Why is that?



Typically, the house can outlast a player to where the mathematics will ultimately fall in their favor.

In my experience, my bankroll will not allow me to see how things would ultimately shake out in the end.

I chose to not employ my weblinks.

You win. Split those tens.


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taternuggets wrote:Typically, the house can outlast a player to where the mathematics will ultimately fall in their favor.

In my experience, my bankroll will not allow me to see how things would ultimately shake out in the end.

I chose to not employ my weblinks.

You win. Split those tens.



I'm by no means saying "split those tens", but I am saying that the math justifies at least one situation where it's more EV for the player to split than not to split. Therefore, in a very few limited situations, you should split tens, but most players will never even know how to properly utilize that math (including me). Your initial reaction to my saying that I was pretty sure there were a few situations where you are supposed to split tens just wasn't mathematically correct, and since we were starting to enter a discussion where math is crucial, it was just worth noting.

A few more thoughts, there isn't a requirement for duration of time required for the house to outlast a player for the math to fall in the houses favor. It's almost always in the houses favor. The only real exceptions that I can think of is card counting situations in blackjack/cheating.

I realize that a savvy gambler can pick up on +EV situations for him/her in other areas, but this doesn't mean the favor still wasn't to the house. One such situation would be progressive jackpots. This only happens though when the progressive jackpot reaches a point where the odds vs payout rewards get to be in the current players favor. However, for this to happen, many other players have had to lose more money to allow the jackpots to build to this point. An easy example of this is the powerball. I calculated it one day and I don't remember the exact number, but it was something like, when the jackpot reached $180,000,000ish+, you could "expect" a return on your $1 investment that would be larger than $1. But for the jackpot to have gotten that large, so many other people have lost more money in it, so the favor hasn't shifted to the player from the house, it's just a situation that now yields a positive expected value from other people's lost money.

With the above example though, you can't realistically expect to put in enough volume to see an expected value and results value be close to each other, and after cash option deductions/taxes etc, it's pretty hard for it to actually remain a +EV situation.

Sorry this is so long, but I'm going to add a few more things to try to fully articulate what I'm trying to say about the "house outlasting for the odds to go in their favor".

Take the martingale system for example. This is the system players will try to use to "beat the house". In this system, a player playing a game like roulette will start with a minimum bet, then if he loses, he will double the bet. He continues this thinking something along the lines of "the odds of the ball landing on not my choice 8 (or any large arbitrary number) times in a row are really small, so I can beat the house". This isn't what the math says though.

The payout is even, so a $1 bet that wins receives $2 (for a net win of $1). A loss obviously loses the $1. If there were no non black/red parts on the table, it would be even money all the time. However, the 0 and 00 places also lose for the player betting on red or black. So now the odds of wining are 18 in 38, or roughly 47.37%. If you were to place a single $1 bet 10,000 times, you can expect a return of $9473.68. Or you are essentially losing $0.0526/play. Now with the martingale system, you only speed up the rate of losing money. This is because with a $2 bet, you can expect to lose $0.105/play. Then with a $4 bet you can expect to lose $0.211/play. Then with your $8 bet, you'll lose $0.421/play and so on. This is because the edge is always in favor of the house. It doesn't matter what you bet, the house doesn't need any time for the "math to be in their favor". It always is. With blackjack, sure, the decks go through the hot streaks and cold streaks, but the same principles apply (with the exception of card counting). It's always going to be in favor of the house, or the house would not offer the game (at least for very long at all if for some reason something was miscalculated).

There is no need for the statement "ultimately fall in their favor." The math just is in the house's favor. Sure the house's profit will see ups and downs, but the results don't matter here. The math either is or is not in the house's favor, and I believe I've showed enough now for it to be reasonable to understand that the math favors the house.

All right, I'm finished. All of the above is why I can only justifiably play poker. The house always has the rake there, but other players enjoy giving away money, and it is possible to put yourself in more +EV situations than the rest of the field, allowing a positive long-term expected return on your investments.

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Good morning all

Have a safe trip Daj and son.

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Mornin'.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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Good morning. Not looking forward to the day. We're taking three grandkids to the festival this afternoon. Rides and games. Supposed to be close to 90. We're out of our minds.

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use algebra once.

taternuggets


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tennisplayer121 wrote: Your initial reaction...



was my surprise that people split tens. While your well explained position defending the mathematics of occasionally doing this is sound, I would never do this.

Experience shows me this is often throwing away a sure winner, and is also a quick way to get lynched by other players.

Morning everybody!


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No Cruzer yet?

Nobody here?

Come on people, hubby is still working. I need something to do.
Guess I'll end up back at the pet store open house thing again.

Watch Rusty smell dog butts.

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tennisplayer121


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taternuggets wrote:
Experience shows me this is often throwing away a sure winner, and is also a quick way to get lynched by other players.



Do you count cards? If you don't, I'm not sure there is any way for you to know the proper time to split tens. I'm also pretty sure it's such a rare event when it is correct that you would not be making the correct play to split unless you knew the composition of the remaining decks well.

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dontwantaname wrote:
Guess I'll end up back at the pet store open house thing again.

Watch Rusty smell dog butts.



Have fun.

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Morning!

Slept late, ate the last of the cereal for breakfast, and am motivating to set up the crates for the cats so they can get used to them.

My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.

tennisplayer121


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Just bought a desk and hutch. Normal price was $380, discount brought it to $200. Now as long as everything goes smoothly when I go up to actually pick it up at the store, I'll be pretty happy.

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