At some point in the probably not-so-recent past, we asked you to show us a movie poster for a classic (non-superhero) film transformed into a superhero movie. Thank you for not showing us this in your chops. Or this. Or, this.
First Place - $100
wildwolf11 - Dances with Wolverine
Kicking Bird says Knives for Fingers is bad-ass.
Second Place - $50
ositopolar - Wonderful Matrix
What pill do you take to stop seeing the giant bunny?
Third Place - $20
mwiseman - Elephant Man
How do you call this superhero, on your elephone?
FedUpOldHag - Benjamin Button
Wait a sec, my fly is open--crap I hate button-fly jeans!
bradcrc - The Bucket Men
I really hope nobody kicks the buckets. Or shocks the monkeys.
CabooseGT - The Exorcist
Out, demon of poor colormatching! Away, too sharp pasted-devil!
taipan - Babe Ruth
This will only spur on those conspiracy theorists who believed he was really a robot.
toby8915 - Streetcar
Yeah lover, I'm on the street / Gonna go where Marlon Brando / And the steep city meet / With a red bell / On fire / Desire
Monkey Prize - snackbot
My hands! Where are my hands!? Stupid molten lava!
Money winners, please email your Paypal info to firstname.lastname@example.org. Monkey Prize winner, please email your shipping address to email@example.com. Then get out your Woot Monkey that you bought from Woot fair and square, and play super hero with that for a while. He has a cape and a mask. What else do you need? Honorable Mentioneers may use coupon code HONMEN-FS for free shipping on a future order. Until next time remember what the always very wise Jack Handy said, "I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away." Yup, he's always thinking.