italianemperor


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It was been since July 22nd since a woot off... that is way too long.

Gatzby


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brutherford wrote:$50.00 to take the big guy that smells like bacon (Kevin)



But does he taste like bacon? And can we bacon wrap kidneys?

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KevinatWoot


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Gatzby wrote:But does he taste like bacon? And can we bacon wrap kidneys?



No

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Gatzby wrote:But does he taste like bacon? And can we bacon wrap kidneys?



Fool, if you sell the kidney, you will have enough money to buy all the bacon you want!


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Sylus


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dontwantaname wrote:Fool, if you sell the kidney, you will have enough money to buy all the bacon you want!



Please sir, may we have some more woot off?

chris12345


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53 days. Ugh.

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jason7637


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The West thanks mrileyatwoot for clarifying the pacific time zone 10 o'clock, we were starting to feel lost, confused, and left out for a second.

So from what I've read, the next woot-off will consist of bacon, kidneys, and kevin. Oh and hopefully Bag of *insert explicative here* with unwanted 50 dollar bills, sounds pretty good to me.

But the best thing about woot-offs is the flashy lights, it plants a tiny seed of hope within us all. Since flashy lights are the equivalent of awesome, I'm yearning for my dose of awesomeness and indeed it has been too long.

Sylus


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if i break kevins legs can we have a woot off?

faughtey


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No violence! Woot staff likes
XOXOXOXO instead.

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faughtey wrote:No violence! Woot staff likes
XOXOXOXO instead.



I will accept flowers. My favorites are tulips and daisies. I may also laugh at hurting Kevin, but that's it, dude.

You should know that I have no say in these matters and probably know about as far in advance as you all do.


PSuperstud


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italianemperor wrote:It was been since July 22nd since a woot off... that is way too long.



So tonight or tomorrow nite then?

wootietootoot


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Sylus wrote:if i break kevins legs can we have a woot off?



I think it would take longer if Kevin's legs were broken. Just a thought.

faughtey


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agingdragqueen wrote:I will accept flowers. My favorites are tulips and daisies. I may also laugh at hurting Kevin, but that's it, dude.

You should know that I have no say in these matters and probably know about as far in advance as you all do.



For you





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faughtey wrote:For you



:D
*smitten*


Ascended


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The last two Woof Offs sucked anyways. Both were short and didn't have a Boggy Old Creature. Then we had the crazy stock market Boggy Old Creature fiasco. Things are just falling apart. If the Raiders had won last night I would have really thought the end was near.

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Ascended wrote: If the Raiders had won last night I would have really thought the end was near.



They really had a chance!

Sylus


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Hmmm what if I just crack his jaw a little? Or maybe dislocate his shoulder? Maybe rearrange his kneecaps?


No? Nipple twisters ok then?

carolmka


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I'm thinking tomorrow. It just feels right.
Then again I don't trust my feelings. Nevermind, now I need to go to therapy to find out why. Sigh.

wootietootoot


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Sylus wrote:Hmmm what if I just crack his jaw a little? Or maybe dislocate his shoulder? Maybe rearrange his kneecaps?


No? Nipple twisters ok then?



Any type of pain/harm that would preclude Kevin from working may take longer. However the threat of nipple twisters, swirlies, wedgies, or wet willies may speed up the process.

raebee


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Can I beg for a Bag on my birthday? It's this Friday and I would oh so much love a woot-off!


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jtresham


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raebee wrote:Can I beg for a Bag on my birthday? It's this Friday and I would oh so much love a woot-off!



I was actually relieved when one didn't start this afternoon...Wednesday afternoons seem to be a popular woot off starting time. I have a job interview 250 miles from home on Friday and won't have access to internet. Please hold off on the woot off and wait for me to get home! Amuse yourself by beating up on Kevin.

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italianemperor


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What was/is the longest period of time between woot-offs ever?

Slydon


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jtresham wrote:Amuse yourself by beating up on Kevin.



The customer's always right!

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

teamcoltra


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Slydon wrote:The customer's always right!



Well if the customer is always right, then I say tomorrow there shall be a woot-off!

jtresham


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teamcoltra wrote:Well if the customer is always right, then I say tomorrow there shall be a woot-off!



I'm home from my job interview and ready for the woot off to begin

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CalcMonkey


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today is my birthday... it would be awesome to end my birthday with a woot-off!

Anyways, by my mathematical calculations we should have a woot off within the next week

SuperMEL511


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Some one told me there was a *ding* or some sort of notice that popped up on ur computer when there was a woot off... is this true? If yes, how do i turn this feature on? If no, a notification like that would be awesome

Slydon


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teamcoltra wrote:Well if the customer is always right, then I say tomorrow there shall be a woot-off!



we'll need proof of purchase before we can do anything

you know, to be sure you're a customer

we can't be too careful these days

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Hey, I kinda like the little dude Kevin. He's cute in a prankster sort of way! And he's great in those product durability testing videos too!

Ascended


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I think Woot is about to go under. They haven't had anything good for sale in a long time. They're just selling off the last few items they have before calling it quits. That's why there hasn't been a Woot Off, there's not enough merchandise left to even make it through one. Not even anouther short one day deal.

Gatzby


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Ascended wrote:I think Woot is about to go under. They haven't had anything good for sale in a long time. They're just selling off the last few items they have before calling it quits. That's why there hasn't been a Woot Off, there's not enough merchandise left to even make it through one. Not even anouther short one day deal.



Don't you know that we're an indicator of the economic upturn?

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If they run it like last year, it should be coming up soon. There was no August '08 woot-off, and the Sept. '08 one didn't start until the 23rd.

**Note to woot-staff** - If you can wait till the 24th to start it, that'd be great since that's payday. I can waste all of my money on leaky frogs and bacon salt before my wife takes it all (the money, that is, not the bacon salt).

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Ascended wrote:I think Woot is about to go under. They haven't had anything good for sale in a long time. They're just selling off the last few items they have before calling it quits. That's why there hasn't been a Woot Off, there's not enough merchandise left to even make it through one. Not even anouther short one day deal.



OR...they could be stockpiling scaffolding in the warehouse so they can have plenty for they quickly approaching holiday season. I would guess (similar to previous years) there will be Woot-Offs a plenty in the upcoming few months. But I like your theory better. Crazy theories seem to work well around here, and yours is top-notch.

jtresham


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Shhhh...do you hear that? I'm sure I heard something coming. Yeah, it's coming, it's coming...I predict 2:00 PST Tuesday.

What does Kevin say?

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faughtey


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jtresham wrote:Shhhh...do you hear that? I'm sure I heard something coming. Yeah, it's coming, it's coming...I predict 2:00 PST Tuesday.

What does Kevin say?



Kevin does not seem to be very talkative. I think when someone broke down woot-offs awhile back they noticed a pattern. Many start on a Tuesday around the 20th of the month. Tonight?

Edit- Nope, not tonight.

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Kevin was found unconscious in a bathtub full of ice in Mexico with his kidneys missing...

So he will be no help to you now.

Gatzby


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brutherford wrote:Kevin was found unconscious in a bathtub full of ice in Mexico with his kidneys missing...

So he will be no help to you now.



Early reports confirm that he was delicious with bacon.

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jtresham


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brutherford wrote:Kevin was found unconscious in a bathtub full of ice in Mexico with his kidneys missing...

So he will be no help to you now.



LOL

...so that got me thinking of funny things woot could sell. Kevin's kidneys could even be a Tuesday special.

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shawnURBN


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how do you know if their is a woot-off? is a woot-off the baby of the cosmos?

KevinatWoot


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Gatzby wrote:Early reports confirm that he was delicious with bacon.



Help, i'm stuck in Monterrey, send cash and a dialysis machine!