InFrom wrote:Or you could just get one of these:

Unless there is no electrical outlet in the stool area, like ours is...

Flush light: the wootoff killer

cobraman61 wrote:Well this was a great Woot.I got my first bag for the year,so this makes three craps in four years,not great odds,but I will take it.I also got my monkeys.My wife thinks Iam crazy because now I will have around twenty,inclueing the key chain monkeys,but you all know its a badge of honor to display your screaming caped monkeys.

'grats, dude. Your wife wouldn't think you were crazy if you were the one who ended up with something really freakinfantastic, would she?

As a wife, I'm pretty sure I'm correct, although I don't know YOUR wife.

P.S. No offense, but dictionary.com may be a good friend for you. A thought.

P.P.S. w00t has actually sent giant TVs to w00ters. How would she feel about that?

I just love my Roomba, btw.

honestjoe68 wrote:Not to be vulgar.. but I found this funny and had to ask if anyone else thought the same thing? I read the description and at the bottom under (Features) I swore the last thing listed read "Hidden d ick release" LOL and I thought.. wow that is truly "Automatic" or just plain Lazy! Just got a chuckle and wanted to share! Peace Out

Welcome to your first w00t-off.

I just ate seven pounds of Vermont cheddar.

kippyj wrote:You sound like somebody I'd enjoy shooting the s h i t with...I have some youtube relatives, as well. Huh. Plus, I'm bound to like anyone who can use "mayhap" in a sentence (besides me) and get away with it...

This thread begs two questions. What's a "youtube relative" and what is "mayhap"?

firing Rocket Number 9 flush light. I put in a order for 3 flying monkeys and it clocked for like 35 mins. NO MONKEYS... Very upset. I wanted a flying monkey. Maybe next time..

Damn you woot. Damn you.

This was a great Woot









TO POOP ON!!!!

kippyj wrote:
P.P.S. w00t has actually sent giant TVs to w00ters. How would she feel about that?

I just love my Roomba, btw.

I'm looking forward to falling in love with my Roomba and of course the Xmas morning feeling of opening my elusive box of chocolates from woot. Oh yeah, and geeking over the other junk I bought over the last couple of days. Ha!

If the lighted handle would only flash the words, "Put down the seat!" every married man in America would buy one!

Wait. Did I miss Boggy Old Creature?

i still cant go onto shirt.woot. says sever too crappy. anyone else have that problem? i know the shirt is sold out but still. also, everyones color is white.. something is strange.. is it just that woots server is messed up right now, or is it cause i downloaded too much P0rn

How hard is it for woman to make sure there is no pee on the toilet seat (in doing so she knows the seat is down too) sheesh! Dames.

kdccrosby wrote:Gatzby is still here. (he posted in EBW the other day, or maybe today?) Seems like Superspryte was modding a woot-off or two ago?

I don't know. It was such a sucky w00t-off that I didn't even post a comment until today. I wish I knew where they are and what they're doing, and I could probably find out with a phone call...but that's out of bounds in my world.

Anonymity is the way w00t was intended, if I remember correctly (don't bet that in Vegas!).

Flushing the toilet is appropriate after the past 3 days.

Honey, If you read that last comment, someone obviously hacked into my woot site and spouted off. Of course I always tinkle sitting down. Love you schnookums.

brettflan wrote:Not to be confused with a fleshlight?

LOL i was thinking the same thing. $.49 for a fleshlight would have been the best deal compared to any of the items in the wootoff

YouCantWootThis wrote:This thread begs two questions. What's a "youtube relative" and what is "mayhap"?

I can answer them both easily, but I'm surprised you had to ask. I pegged you differently, and you know it (pardon the change in tense, but it was intentional).

Your move.

[quote postid="3476977" user="cmangel518"]I'm looking forward to falling in love with my Roomba and of course the Xmas morning feeling of opening my elusive box of chocolates from woot. Oh yeah, and geeking over the other junk I bought over the last couple of days. Ha!

YAY...enjoy. You should have bought the pistachios, though. They're safe now.

so the woot-off is over ? and it ended with that last razer gaming mouse?

Swirl swirl glug glug

It's not really 50 cents its 5.50 honestly. oh i did get one. We needed a new handle... why not? I love woot! I think it does embody woot.com it's useless yet wanted, techy yet toilety. Complete fit. I can honestly now die happy. This was really all I needed. Thank you.

No, thanks.

At night, I conserve water. No need whatsoever for such a device.

kippyj wrote:

YAY...enjoy. You should have bought the pistachios, though. They're safe now.

Couldn't justify the price and still leary even if they say they are safe. Although picking up pistachio shells from the carpet (think old school Lone Star) would have been a pretty good initiation for the dirt dog!

theredlines wrote:No......we wanted the fleshlight not the flushlight!

That is funny in so many ways.. Can you imagin that being on woot...

What a crappy woot to flush away a crappy woot-off.

chippychip wrote:How hard is it for woman to make sure there is no pee on the toilet seat (in doing so she knows the seat is down too) sheesh! Dames.

Lived in house of all men ( hubbie ,two sons) and then all their friends... so I wanted that seat left up was easer for me to let down and back up than one of boys forget to lift

hard....too.....resist....

57 MINUTES LEFT I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MY SELF

56 NOW

Some people will buy anything.. I don't think soooooooo.

Woot is 'flush' with great ideas ;)

Just ordered 3. Couldn't help it.

And 16% of woot-offer's lights must not spin all the way around. They ordered 1 instead of 3 at this price. Morons!!

sfrsteel wrote:That is funny in so many ways.. Can you imagin that being on woot...

Hey, I have an idea... Instead of a flush light how about radioactive glow-in-the-dark tidy bowl blocks? That way the bowl water could glow a nice shade of green when I need to use the toilet.

What the FLUSH!!??