While we weren't paying enough attention to Jason's wandering mind, he proposed the following contest: Show us a former Woot product's Facebook page (or a detail from their home page, or some other page from their account). We immediately asked ourselves: why a former Woot product? Why not a Woot product in the current rotation? How do you know if it's a former Woot product? Does it go by the acronym TPFKAAWP? And then we thought maybe we were overthinking the issue. What do you think?
First Place - $100
TomW - Bacon Salt
Well now what do we do, TomW didn't even make a Facebook page, he made a Spicerack page.
Second Place - $50
toby8915 - Roomba
Oh lawd how I don't miss Roomba High.
Third Place - $20
phedhex - AAAHAAHHAAAAAAHAAAAA
I can't stop laughing. This is better than the real thing. Maybe Bo will post something on the wall!
mrwolfe00 - Bacon Salt
She likes long walks on the beach, sea water, and vegetarians named Steve.
ActorTom - Poor Friendless Sansa
I got nothin'.
fyrefall - VersaWrench
VersaWrench spends a leeetle too much time on Facebook. FreakaLeak and SwingJingle mght have to have an interwrenchion.
md1088 - Bob Bobson
So, Bob, you're married to Vince? How's that political conservatism workin' out there, fella?
boredbabe90 - Centon SD
Oh, here's something! I think someone should tell Sansa up above that Centon is totally crushing on her and photoshopping her into his pics. Can you say "restraining order"?
theangrybuddha - Candi
"After this song" huh, Jim...riiiight. You know how much you like Candi.
Money winners, please email your Paypal info to email@example.com. Monkey Prize winner, please email your shipping address to firstname.lastname@example.org. Don't worry, someday your prince will come. Soooomeday. Yep yep. Annnny day now. Whew, waiting's fun isn't it? Honorable Mentioneers may use coupon code HONMEN-FS for free shipping on a future order. Until next time remember: Any Woot castoff can get a Facebook page these days. Even Hip Hop Hippies.