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Pretty much everyone at this point knows and accepts that the internet is a Geiger-esque wasteland of fetishes, conspiracy theories, and crockpot recipes. For every research site, every safe chat room for kids to hang out, and every scanned painting of Picasso's there are probably 40,000 sites dedicated to someone pooping on it.

So it's a rare moment in this day and age to stumble across something on the internet that genuinely, truly shocks me.

The following video is SFW, in the sense that there is no nudity or curse words.

However it bears mentioning that the only thing more disturbing than, "man/unicorn in a bikini dancing with a sword while the creepy Buffalo Bill song plays in the background" would be walking in on someone sitting at their desk, slack-jawed, watching a man/unicorn in a bikini dancing with a sword while the creepy Buffalo Bill song plays in the background.

So close the door or something.

 

 

    

 

      

zilla81


quality posts: 5 Private Messages zilla81

I feel like I've been rick-rolled or something. Bikini-horse-rolled.

smsung


quality posts: 9 Private Messages smsung

Very disturbing, yet I watched the whole thing. Did you make a Freudian slip in your blog? You wrote "bares mentioning" instead of "bears mentioning." Maybe the unicorn man was a little too undressed for your taste?

dmax801


quality posts: 8 Private Messages dmax801

OK. I made it to the 0:30 mark. For that, I deserve 3 BOCs. You know my address.

faughtey


quality posts: 19 Private Messages faughtey

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Unicorn man looks like he works out. He had tennis shoes on all four hooves!

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houseofpearl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages houseofpearl

What the...oooh...wow, there really are no words for that.

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jfedell


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jfedell

Well, that's 1 minute and 11 seconds (couldn't make it to the end) of my life that ain't comin' back.

robbysalmon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages robbysalmon

I can't believe none of you can appreciate the artistic flair and sheer courage it takes to dress up like a horse, except be practically naked, wearing unicorn mask and hoof-shoes. Yes, wielding a sword could be dangerous to the passerby, but this man is communicating through the arts at a level rarely achieved by ordinary people.

Auntie Em...Auntie Em!!! Where is my medicine Auntie Em?!?!?!?!?

However, I do think we should try to hook this guy up with the Pouchy Panda girl who wears tightie whities backwards.

llandar


quality posts: 32 Private Messages llandar
smsung wrote:Very disturbing, yet I watched the whole thing. Did you make a Freudian slip in your blog? You wrote "bares mentioning" instead of "bears mentioning." Maybe the unicorn man was a little too undressed for your taste?



Uh, subtle twist of words. Yep. Definitely on purpose.

madcow217


quality posts: 0 Private Messages madcow217

Where in the hell do you Woot guys find this stuff?!?!?!

badboypolar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages badboypolar

I just lost 15 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

rscabell


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rscabell

I know YouTube cracks down on song copyrights these days, but he really should have had Echo and the Bunnymen's "Bring on the Dancing Horses" as the background music.

So I said, hey buddy, your car was already upside-down when we got here, and as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!

5 Bandoliers and counting...

breaker119


quality posts: 0 Private Messages breaker119

There are no words for this

ElanorRigby


quality posts: 13 Private Messages ElanorRigby

Wow...my eyes. I was so creeped out by that I got chills. Not good chills, though. The kind you get when you wake up in the middle of the night and you think someone might be in your house. Now, it will always be "I think that creepy unicorn/man might be in my house, posing randomly in my dining room..."

Thanks a lot, Woot. Really.

Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...

cindyscrazy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cindyscrazy
madcow217 wrote:Where in the hell do you Woot guys find this stuff?!?!?!




I saw this at http://pictureisunrelated.com/

I think it's easier to bear if you have the music off. Still extremely disturbing lol

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crackley


quality posts: 1 Private Messages crackley

I don't know what is worse, the video or the fact that I watched the whole thing. Why Woot? Why did you have to post that?

trshome


quality posts: 0 Private Messages trshome

Oh come on, not that bad, a new choreographer, new music, this finely chiseled pony could go far!

SawahBear88


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SawahBear88

Hahaha i thought this was sooooo hilarious AND DISTURBING BUT i am sooooo showing this 2 all my friends lol this video made my day!!!

theoneill555


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theoneill555

My eyes, they burn.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

yptrumpet


quality posts: 2 Private Messages yptrumpet

Indeed disturbing. And it didn't even come from Japan.

sangeeseattle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sangeeseattle

The accompanying vid on YouTube about the process to change him from man to animal was pretty cool. Took the edge off the creepy a bit. Just a bit. Micro bit. Shut up. You watched the whole thing yourself but only admit to one minute 15 seconds? Man Up! Just say "Yeah I watched the whole d*mn thing, now pass the eye bleach."

Sheez!

SlyceU


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SlyceU

Just watched the whole video and must say it was not as creepy as I was expecting from reading others comments. Don't get me wrong it was a little odd but nothing with any real shock value IMO.

arkansized


quality posts: 9 Private Messages arkansized

I don't know where to begin. I did know where to stop, about 40 seconds in. I don't know why that is so...embarassing.
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