The iFlap. Both for the device and the drama.

iHadHopedToRevolutionizeButJustDecidedToRehashWhatiHadOnlyBigger

iAmWhatIAmAndThatsAllWhatIAm

iAmTheWalrus (which is as close as Apple will ever get to the original)

iPhoney.

Windows

iWillBuyAnythingAppleComesOutWith

iCantReadMyiTouch,SoMakeItBigger

jstrully wrote:iCan'tBeBotheredToComeUpWithSomethingThat'sNotAVowelSwitchFromiPod

iPeed

TamPod

I still like iSlate, as a serious name.

But maybe iCantBelieveiWastedMyMoneyOnThis?
Or GiantiPhoneSansPhone.

iAmSamSamIAmWillYouTryGreenEggsAndHam

iLander ("There can be only one...brand")

imadisapointment

iPass

In all seriousness, I always liked iSlate. They even even reserved the domain, islate.com, why not call it that?

iMarioPaint?

aaaah these kids today with there ipwns and their faceyspaceys and their mappletops and their mp3D movies...

iDisappoint

I was really looking forward to an OSX tablet, not a giant iPod.

iYawn

The Mac III

Looking forward to a future version with a larger screen called the "iMaxiPad".

iAmOnlyForAppleFanboysAndGirls

Market it as: The iTouch for the technophile going through a mid-life crisis.

iPaddingOurBottomLine

Honey iBlewUpTheiTouch

iTouchedMyselfTooMuch

Not using the I but -> NeoNewton or Newton 2.0

iDo

iDo

i'mnotacomfortablelaptopbutcan'tbeusedstandingupeitherrequiringaniscaffold

iCantDoMoreThanOneThingAtATimeOnThisThingAreYouFreakingKiddingMe

iWontHaveAJobIfIWorkForAmazonWhenThisThingLaunches

iArm&aLeg

iObsolete

iDontwatchonlinevideos

iMTooSexyForaUSBPort

Looks like a white iTch-a-sketch. Where are the knobs?

iHatewindblowsusingwoot!blogposters

iTouch Grande
iWatch
iView
iGiveUp
iWantItNow
iGotsToHaveIt

ipad

iDrinkTheAppleKoolAid

iBelieveTheEmperorIsWearingTheMostBeautifulClothesEver

iPadApple'sBottomLine

Apple's Extra Big-Ass iPod. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

iShouldHaveIncludedAll3G

iAlreadyOwnAKindleANetbookAndASmartphoneSoWhyDoINeedThis

iSuperSized
iDontThinkTheyreEvenTryingAnymore
iCarumba

is it compatible with the wii fit?