damnit i would have totally gotten one if i hadn't gone to the forums first

Comparing the V1 to this device would be like comparing Obama to Hitler.

seanlmcguire wrote:
Can't you avoid traps with your phone these days?

CompanyClerk wrote:That would depend on who you call... Do you have the Sheriff's personal cell number... that would be helpful.

Sean, do share this information and make sure you have your bluetooth on when you avoid the traps with your phone. Save a life.

CompanyClerk, you're funny! Which form of the service are you a veteran of? That's a kewl graphic thingie you have. Thank you for serving this fine country.

Oh Yeah Baby!!! Put this piece of gristle on my dash and the big brown piece of gristle in the back and I'm set for vacation!!!

EyeTeeGuy wrote:Comparing the V1 to this device would be like comparing Obama to Hitler.

Aww, don't say mean things about the V1.

Finally set up my woot account, and now all they have is gristle, but not the bagel or crepe I'm hoping on.

This works best when tucked under your gas pedal.

I'm new, forgive the ignorance. They don't allow bag or gristle?

Really....a tracker will track what a tracker will track. But not protect you from Laser, X or KA band....good luck with that. There is a reason that radar/laser detectors cost $100+ I love a deal but don't go Ricky Bobby'ing all over the town with this thing.

loststar35 wrote:I'm new, forgive the ignorance. They don't allow bag or gristle?

no... they don't allow bag of gristle

as in bagel or crepe

Doubles as a Roomba for your car.

Don't go Ricky Bobby'ing with this thing... does it pick up laser? KA? K? Red light cams? I like a good deal but this is silly...

loubriccant wrote:Doubles as a Roomba for your car.

now that would be excellent! A Roomba for the car....

kdccrosby wrote:but what will the company do without it's clerk?

Now that's funny

How about slowing the f**k down?

Since I haven't had a ticket in 10 years, I don't think I need this.

Below please find several suggested strategies for avoiding speeding tickets:

Avoid this Sensoro

Get yourself a real detector like a Valentine V1

Does it send text message alerts? 'Cause when I am speeding down the road, I don't like to be disturbed by loud noises. I prefer to focus on my cell phone screen.

nadachance wrote:Unfortunately, the only band it picks up is country western

Oh you mean BOTH kinds of music: Country AND Western.

Current numbers (updated each minute)
First sucker: Mailgy18
Speed to first woot: 0m 21.246s
Last wooter to woot: twozerofive

siestakeyrich wrote:Does it send text message alerts? 'Cause when I am speeding down the road, I don't like to be disturbed by loud noises. I prefer to focus on my cell phone screen.

LOL!

EyeTeeGuy wrote:Comparing the V1 to this device would be like comparing Obama to Hitler.

dont worry, it has already been done.

You have all got it wrong. This is not made to keep you from getting pulled over, it is made so that when you do get pulled over the officer will notice that you spent money on such a gristle item that he will be forced to let you go due to a provision in the Americans with Disability Act that prevents retards from being liable for speeding.

Wow... I don't think I've ever seen such a crappy item on woot before... and Iv'e seen some pretty crappy items on woot before...

Only good if you are riding a horse, I guess:

156 retards on woot tonight...

Nuts. I was hoping this would be a slightly useful unit... looked like a nice compact shape for a motorcycle.

oh well...