I can sense - the nasty jokes are coming!!!

peeping toms

Just buy some WD-40

For all your "lube" needs!

Is this safe on muscous membranes?

Uhmm, they better be careful when saying "all purpose lubricant"!

LOL @ "Made with natural vegetable oils and selected additives, these two tubes will slide easily into your list of workshop essentials. OK, why? Well, if you’ve got moving parts rubbing up against each other and getting too hot, or you can’t get a bolt through a nut, slather on some of the Tom’s Secret Formula B-404 All-Purpose Lubricant. And if your garage’s opening is too tight and dried-out for your car to enter, the Garage Door Lubricant will open it right up. This two-pack is certain to keep your parts wet all night long. Um, if you like to work at night, we mean."

Ba Chicka Wa-Wah

how does it compare to wd40 ?

Lube shortage in Oregon.

sweet!! lube!! i waited so long...

Is it just me or are the forums bugging out, not loading anything except the header when pulling up a thread or posting, that type of thing?

Somehow I don't think this stuff is made by the hippies that make that all natural toothpaste and deodorant.

Can you really beat WD-40? We will soon find out!

Finally..something to loosen my rusted nuts

Good thing it isn't used lube, because that would just be wrong.

Keep the pistons pounding with these two high-performance lubricants.

Well my mind went strait to the gutter, lol.

Is it flavored?

This garage door lube is the best, hands down!

It's near 409, just not there yet. The secret you might ask? Tom keeps that on the down low. He never can bring up...because of legal reasons.

Good Ole' Tom... just sayin...

refurb?

So......what's Tom doing later?

So good, these "green" lubes, that they have to be sold off on for next-to-nuttin' in a woot-off. WD40 Rulz!

Best...Woot....off....ever

Catbertthegreat wrote:Just buy some WD-40

If you want a penetrate... we're talking lubricants.

Got this last time. I haven't used the Garage door stuff yet, but the 404 is better than WD-40 for lubrication, but not as heavy as grease. Works good for car door hinges and latches.

9 seconds to first woot? Never underestimate the power of bored robots.

what's Vetable oil?

As with the other super cheap woots shipping kills the price. I realize shipping costs are fixed but this kinda defeats the whole point.

Lube my garage door AND cook my eggs!

"Odor: Vetable Oil"

Those darn vetables!

Wow, really, lubricant, say it ain't so woot! say it ain't so....

Q. What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?

A. Brown Chicken Brown Cow!

Perfect to lube my tool!...

I wonder how well it burns?

Let Tom keep it a secret...

What?
We have woot off?
Until when is this?

Contrary to popular belief, WD40 and this lubricating oil do nothing in terms of rusted bolts. If you are working with rusted bolts, you need penetrating oil, not lubricating oil. Yes, it's different. WD40 or Toms oil = Lubricating. PB Blaster = Penetrating, and it works wonders.