quality posts: 122
Are 50 balls enough?
(No snickering, please)
I Bet on Sky
quality posts: 6
diecast17 wrote:Please give me a Book of Crap so I can go to bed!
You missed it....sorry
WOOT HISTORY!!! 2 letters same household!
My 12/9 Bunnies Ogling Carrots had the letter
Husbands 6/24 Bunnies Ogling Carrots had the letter
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dang. I need a new set of steak knives, then this comes up.. oh well. dinner then bed. Hopefully they wont come up during my night of slumber
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse..." - John Stuart Mill
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GaleForce wrote:Complaint List v1.2
Please use this checklist if you're planning on complaining about this item.
[X] Complain that the Random Crap has not been sold yet.
[X] Complain that this isn't the Random Crap.
[X] Mention how this is a woot off killer.
 Since you don't like the item, mention that the woot off is probably over soon because this item indicates that.
 Complain about the item some more.
 Tell people it is an AMAZING deal and they should buy 3.
 Suggest Woot create another specialty site to cater to just this type of product.
 Post a picture that expresses your dissatisfaction. Perhaps it should include a kitten.
 Mention that no one has any use for this even if it isn't still at 100% and people are buying it.
 Whine that you will NOT join a "trucking social network" in order to gain access to happy hour. Proceed to continue being a snob about it while going through all the other steps again.
 Discuss things like man-milk and continue to argue strenuously about your sexuality even though you are the one who first brought it up.
[X] Brag about how many items you've bought from woot and how much money you've spent, which obviously entitles you to a sack of crap without doing what it takes to get one.
[X] Talk about how this woot off is awful. Work in the phrase: "Worst. Woot-off. EVER."
 Say you're never going to buy anything on Woot again even though you're a whitebox.
 Ask if this will work with your - Mac, Zune, Ipod, Linux, Dos 3.0, Roomba, etc.
 Ask if it will work underwater.
 Ask if it will [insert something stupid here]
[X] Complain about how long you've been at work all evenong waiting for the Random Crap and won't be home in time for dinner
[X] Incorporate the word "fail" into your complaints about the product offered.
 Mention that Woot already sold this and that they're trying to get rid of leftover stock.
 Simply say that you "bought one last time" they were on Woot but don't provide any review info.
I'm too cool for a signature.