I don't want balls flying at my kids faces...

I'd rather have a VW Bug full-o-clowns!

Rudolf Rudolf Rudolf yeah happy happy joy joy. got to have ten

does this include a nest of baby rattlesnakes to live in the bottom?

http://www.snopes.com/critters/snakes/ballpit.asp

wengerrn wrote:The description says it comes with 50 magic balls. What powers do these magic balls have?

And "Colors May Vary" hopefully no blue balls

mjvaughn32 wrote:[] Complain about the people who complain about the people who complain about the people who complain about the people who complain about the people who complain about everything else.

Complaint List v1.2

Please use this checklist if you're planning on complaining about this item.

[] Complain that the Random Crap has not been sold yet.
[] Complain that this isn't the Random Crap.
[] Mention how this is a woot off killer.
[] Since you don't like the item, mention that the woot off is probably over soon because this item indicates that.
[] Complain about the item some more.
[] Tell people it is an AMAZING deal and they should buy 3.
[] Suggest Woot create another specialty site to cater to just this type of product.
[] Post a picture that expresses your dissatisfaction. Perhaps it should include a kitten.
[] Mention that no one has any use for this even if it isn't still at 100% and people are buying it.
[] Whine that you will NOT join a "trucking social network" in order to gain access to happy hour. Proceed to continue being a snob about it while going through all the other steps again.
[] Discuss things like man-milk and continue to argue strenuously about your sexuality even though you are the one who first brought it up.
[] Brag about how many items you've bought from woot and how much money you've spent, which obviously entitles you to a sack of crap without doing what it takes to get one.
[] Talk about how this woot off is awful. Work in the phrase: "Worst. Woot-off. EVER."
[] Say you're never going to buy anything on Woot again even though you're a whitebox.
[] Ask if this will work with your - Mac, Zune, Ipod, Linux, Dos 3.0, Roomba, etc.
[] Ask if it will work underwater.
[] Ask if it will [insert something stupid here]
[] Complain about how long you've been at work all evenong waiting for the Random Crap and won't be home in time for dinner
[] Incorporate the word "fail" into your complaints about the product offered.
[] Mention that Woot already sold this and that they're trying to get rid of leftover stock.
[] Simply say that you "bought one last time" they were on Woot but don't provide any review info.

Feel free to add more.

Thanks to the following for contributions:
mjvaughn32, taternuggets, alwhitmore, KIBullhorn, hal2814, baldy1m, jaycain, holmtech, cooperdude

Ah, I thought there was a kids Woot for a reason??

GaleForce wrote:Complaint List v1.2

Please use this checklist if you're planning on complaining about this item.

[] Complain that the Random Crap has not been sold yet.
[] Complain that this isn't the Random Crap.
[] Mention how this is a woot off killer.
[] Since you don't like the item, mention that the woot off is probably over soon because this item indicates that.
[] Complain about the item some more.
[] Tell people it is an AMAZING deal and they should buy 3.
[] Suggest Woot create another specialty site to cater to just this type of product.
[] Post a picture that expresses your dissatisfaction. Perhaps it should include a kitten.
[] Mention that no one has any use for this even if it isn't still at 100% and people are buying it.
[] Whine that you will NOT join a "trucking social network" in order to gain access to happy hour. Proceed to continue being a snob about it while going through all the other steps again.
[] Discuss things like man-milk and continue to argue strenuously about your sexuality even though you are the one who first brought it up.
[] Brag about how many items you've bought from woot and how much money you've spent, which obviously entitles you to a sack of crap without doing what it takes to get one.
[] Talk about how this woot off is awful. Work in the phrase: "Worst. Woot-off. EVER."
[] Say you're never going to buy anything on Woot again even though you're a whitebox.
[] Ask if this will work with your - Mac, Zune, Ipod, Linux, Dos 3.0, Roomba, etc.
[] Ask if it will work underwater.
[] Ask if it will [insert something stupid here]
[] Complain about how long you've been at work all evenong waiting for the Random Crap and won't be home in time for dinner
[] Incorporate the word "fail" into your complaints about the product offered.
[] Mention that Woot already sold this and that they're trying to get rid of leftover stock.
[] Simply say that you "bought one last time" they were on Woot but don't provide any review info.

Feel free to add more.

Thanks to the following for contributions:
mjvaughn32, taternuggets, alwhitmore, KIBullhorn, hal2814, baldy1m, jaycain, holmtech

[]Point out the item isn't monkey related, nor does it scream like the souls of the damned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsvAj6qfmFQ

Good god... Post some freaking cats.

The Ball Zone...where you go to "punch the clown."

Scoops35 wrote:Bazinga!!

Are you Sheldon?

Are 50 balls enough?

(No snickering, please)

GaleForce wrote:Complaint List v1.2

Please use this checklist if you're planning on complaining about this item.

[] Complain that the Random Crap has not been sold yet.
[] Complain that this isn't the Random Crap.
[] Mention how this is a woot off killer.
[] Since you don't like the item, mention that the woot off is probably over soon because this item indicates that.
[] Complain about the item some more.
[] Tell people it is an AMAZING deal and they should buy 3.
[] Suggest Woot create another specialty site to cater to just this type of product.
[] Post a picture that expresses your dissatisfaction. Perhaps it should include a kitten.
[] Mention that no one has any use for this even if it isn't still at 100% and people are buying it.
[] Whine that you will NOT join a "trucking social network" in order to gain access to happy hour. Proceed to continue being a snob about it while going through all the other steps again.
[] Discuss things like man-milk and continue to argue strenuously about your sexuality even though you are the one who first brought it up.
[] Brag about how many items you've bought from woot and how much money you've spent, which obviously entitles you to a sack of crap without doing what it takes to get one.
[] Talk about how this woot off is awful. Work in the phrase: "Worst. Woot-off. EVER."
[] Say you're never going to buy anything on Woot again even though you're a whitebox.
[] Ask if this will work with your - Mac, Zune, Ipod, Linux, Dos 3.0, Roomba, etc.
[] Ask if it will work underwater.
[] Ask if it will [insert something stupid here]
[] Complain about how long you've been at work all evenong waiting for the Random Crap and won't be home in time for dinner
[] Incorporate the word "fail" into your complaints about the product offered.
[] Mention that Woot already sold this and that they're trying to get rid of leftover stock.
[] Simply say that you "bought one last time" they were on Woot but don't provide any review info.

Feel free to add more.

Thanks to the following for contributions:
mjvaughn32, taternuggets, alwhitmore, KIBullhorn, hal2814, baldy1m, jaycain, holmtech

[] Make a list of complaints that include painfully obvious forum observations
[] Post this list over and over again for each item listed during a woot-off, because it was funny the first time we all saw it (earning you two quality posts), and will remain funny indefinitely.

This will go great with my little friend and elephant.

diecast17 wrote:Please give me a Book of Crap so I can go to bed!

You missed it....sorry

GaleForce wrote:Complaint List v1.2

Please use this checklist if you're planning on complaining about this item.

[] Complain that the Random Crap has not been sold yet.
[] Complain that this isn't the Random Crap.
[] Mention how this is a woot off killer.
[] Since you don't like the item, mention that the woot off is probably over soon because this item indicates that.
[] Complain about the item some more.
[] Tell people it is an AMAZING deal and they should buy 3.
[] Suggest Woot create another specialty site to cater to just this type of product.
[] Post a picture that expresses your dissatisfaction. Perhaps it should include a kitten.
[] Mention that no one has any use for this even if it isn't still at 100% and people are buying it.
[] Whine that you will NOT join a "trucking social network" in order to gain access to happy hour. Proceed to continue being a snob about it while going through all the other steps again.
[] Discuss things like man-milk and continue to argue strenuously about your sexuality even though you are the one who first brought it up.
[] Brag about how many items you've bought from woot and how much money you've spent, which obviously entitles you to a sack of crap without doing what it takes to get one.
[] Talk about how this woot off is awful. Work in the phrase: "Worst. Woot-off. EVER."
[] Say you're never going to buy anything on Woot again even though you're a whitebox.
[] Ask if this will work with your - Mac, Zune, Ipod, Linux, Dos 3.0, Roomba, etc.
[] Ask if it will work underwater.
[] Ask if it will [insert something stupid here]
[] Complain about how long you've been at work all evenong waiting for the Random Crap and won't be home in time for dinner
[] Incorporate the word "fail" into your complaints about the product offered.
[] Mention that Woot already sold this and that they're trying to get rid of leftover stock.
[] Simply say that you "bought one last time" they were on Woot but don't provide any review info.

Feel free to add more.

Thanks to the following for contributions:
mjvaughn32, taternuggets, alwhitmore, KIBullhorn, hal2814, baldy1m, jaycain, holmtech

People who make lists because they have all the answers and know more than everybody else

GaleForce wrote:Complaint List v1.2

Please use this checklist if you're planning on complaining about this item.

...

Feel free to add more.

[] But does it run Crysis?

Excellent list, by the by.

I'm guessing there isn't going to be a Bowl of Cereal offered tonight since they gave one away on the Happy Hour.

And Woot CEO said: ".@Perkalicious11 previous /happyhour #bagofcrap's were only 300 though - this was full 1500 / woot-off sized." on Twitter.

So if you are waiting for one, I wouldn't get your hopes up for one on this woot-off.

rkdasgud wrote:how do you know what a clown does?

wouldn't that be up to the purchaser?

pipnewkirk wrote:does this include a nest of baby rattlesnakes to live in the bottom?

http://www.snopes.com/critters/snakes/ballpit.asp

I like snakes

fyredriftwood wrote:Book of Crap has already been done. If you're waiting for it, don't bother.

YOU LIE!!!

dang. I need a new set of steak knives, then this comes up.. oh well. dinner then bed. Hopefully they wont come up during my night of slumber

Oh god...woot is adding quality posts. This means that it will take forever!

Thinking about getting this for my 1 year old nephew. Thoughts?

Might be a few minutes of amusement if you have a cat you can put in it.

kmc13 wrote:YOU LIE!!!

He's right. There was one in the Twitter Happy Hour thingy.

kmc13 wrote:YOU LIE!!!

No, it's true. One did happen... Over on happyhour...

GaleForce, are you going to post that list in every comments section from here on out?

Thank goodness! If I hurt myself while playing on this, Kids.Woot has my back

Done.

GaleForce wrote:Complaint List v1.2

Please use this checklist if you're planning on complaining about this item.

[X] Complain that the Random Crap has not been sold yet.
[X] Complain that this isn't the Random Crap.
[X] Mention how this is a woot off killer.
[] Since you don't like the item, mention that the woot off is probably over soon because this item indicates that.
[] Complain about the item some more.
[] Tell people it is an AMAZING deal and they should buy 3.
[] Suggest Woot create another specialty site to cater to just this type of product.
[] Post a picture that expresses your dissatisfaction. Perhaps it should include a kitten.
[] Mention that no one has any use for this even if it isn't still at 100% and people are buying it.
[] Whine that you will NOT join a "trucking social network" in order to gain access to happy hour. Proceed to continue being a snob about it while going through all the other steps again.
[] Discuss things like man-milk and continue to argue strenuously about your sexuality even though you are the one who first brought it up.
[X] Brag about how many items you've bought from woot and how much money you've spent, which obviously entitles you to a sack of crap without doing what it takes to get one.
[X] Talk about how this woot off is awful. Work in the phrase: "Worst. Woot-off. EVER."
[] Say you're never going to buy anything on Woot again even though you're a whitebox.
[] Ask if this will work with your - Mac, Zune, Ipod, Linux, Dos 3.0, Roomba, etc.
[] Ask if it will work underwater.
[] Ask if it will [insert something stupid here]
[X] Complain about how long you've been at work all evenong waiting for the Random Crap and won't be home in time for dinner
[X] Incorporate the word "fail" into your complaints about the product offered.
[] Mention that Woot already sold this and that they're trying to get rid of leftover stock.
[] Simply say that you "bought one last time" they were on Woot but don't provide any review info.

kmc13 wrote:YOU LIE!!!

tear

This could probably be used for confining small animals. Or small children. And the magic balls should keep them safe!

I think woot is promoting procreation, with the number of kid-friendly woots they've been offering this wootoff.

I'll buy 3 to keep this moving but only if you buy 3 first...

What does "FAIL" mean? I'm old. But not dead.

I've been needing a replacement crate for the boxer!

I'm glad that we would be getting a variety of balls to pelt kids with:
# 50 Magic Balls (Colors May Vary)
# 5 Velcro Balls

Reminds me of the time I got kicked out of the McDonalds play place...