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FenStar wrote:Some people have urination or deification fetishes. I don't really get it, but I suppose that is why it is a fetish.



yes, I'm aware of this, but I don't recall ever asking someone to pee on me and I sure as heck didn't do it today.


There's a joke that I'm not getting somewhere in there...

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FenStar wrote:The Brawny Dude got in your pants? I hope he cleaned up afterward.


How the heck that that conservation get over here?

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FenStar wrote:Some people have urination or deification fetishes. I don't really get it, but I suppose that is why it is a fetish.



uhm . . . I think you mean defecation . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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joyner wrote:Good morning everybody! We made some progress yesterday in packing up my Mom's stuff. There sure is a lot of it! I found both my Mom and Dad's high school annuals. I didn't know they had annuals in the late '30's.



Did they look old?
When the lady across the street died, they had her yearbook at the funeral.
I looked at it and said, they look like they are 30. The hair and dress.
Her daughter heard me and got mad.
Later she came over to me and said, you know, you are right! They look way older than 17 or 18. Heck there were no advanced classes then, the smart kids graduated at 16.

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AZGman wrote:uhm . . . I think you mean defecation . . .


Yea, sorry, I'm still waking up.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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cruzer wrote:Why is yours going to be long?

I got the downstairs guest bedroom and the dining room and entry way cleaned last night and the living room put back together. It's nice that it doesn't feel like as much stuff any more. I swear last weekend it felt like a roommate moved out but left all their stuff!

Now that things are somewhat organized or moved out to the garage, the house seems much more empty.


and //smack pest



What the f..... you just built the house. You filled it up already? With no kids? You are doomed.

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cruzer wrote:But my life will be completely different after this weekend!

That's why today is going to be really long.



Okay, I'll bite...what's this weekend?

Ducky, spring showers are to be expected this time of year.

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cruzer wrote:yes, I'm aware of this, but I don't recall ever asking someone to pee on me and I sure as heck didn't do it today.


There's a joke that I'm not getting somewhere in there...



Yeah, I'm with you on this too... I'm aware of said fetishes (although, from my understanding technically a fetish is a fixation on an inanimate object... so I'm not sure if this fetish would technically qualify as a fetish... probably depends on if the fixation is on the act of getting peed/pooped on, or the fixation is on the urine or feces themselves), but I felt like there was a joke or something that I was missing.

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lplady wrote:

Ducky, spring showers are to be expected this time of year.



If this isn't a Quality Post, I don't know what is.


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AZGman wrote:"I'm f**king deaf . . . literally!!"



I wondered about the jokes on Jimmy Kimmel last night.... Wow.

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Man, had a "I got owned by woot!" moment today...

So, some of my users have been complaining that they've been receiving a lot of spam lately. So I decided to finally turn on the "Intelligent Message Filter" in Exchange. Basically, it scans and moves messages to the Junk mail box at the server, instead of requiring Outlook to do it. So I set it all up, set decently agressive filters on it, and turn it on. Then, I go over to another server to enable the IMF updates. When I did, that other server (Running WSUS -- Windows Server Update Service) sent me an email that it found new updates. Guess what? It flagged that email as spam. A Microsoft spam filter flagged a Microsoft product's email as spam... Anybody else see any irony in that?


Short version:
A MS product did something stupid, and I found it funny...

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The old guy two houses down just got taken away in an ambulance.

He was talking about selling the house and moving this spring. His kids are out of state. I think he was planning on depending on his church for backup, but the congregation got too small.

I guess his kids are going to have to leave the house in the hands of a real estate agent and move him before it is sold.

He is an original owner, the house is all original. Nothing changed since the early 50's

Might be hard to sell. Land isn't big enough for someone to want to throw the house down and build from scratch. It needs everything updated or replaced.

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ircmaxell wrote:Man, had a "I got owned by woot!" moment today...

So, some of my users have been complaining that they've been receiving a lot of spam lately. So I decided to finally turn on the "Intelligent Message Filter" in Exchange. Basically, it scans and moves messages to the Junk mail box at the server, instead of requiring Outlook to do it. So I set it all up, set decently agressive filters on it, and turn it on. Then, I go over to another server to enable the IMF updates. When I did, that other server (Running WSUS -- Windows Server Update Service) sent me an email that it found new updates. Guess what? It flagged that email as spam. A Microsoft spam filter flagged a Microsoft product's email as spam... Anybody else see any irony in that?


Short version:
A MS product did something stupid, and I found it funny...



Kind of like Mcaffee thinking a windows file was a virus, but worse?

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Lol. I use to have a screen shot of windows firewall raising alarm to some program and it said something like "Do you trust this publisher : Microsoft Inc." (or whatever the official name for Microsoft is.)

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kdccrosby wrote:Kind of like Mcaffee thinking a windows file was a virus, but worse?



Well, worse and not worse at the same time. Worse as in they should have known better (considering it's the same product), and not worse in the sense that my computer didn't blue screen...

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I'm working on my typing speed, spelling, playing a game, and learning Japanese all at the same time. Yay!

Still single, can't imagine why.

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Article on Toon.

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PemberDucky wrote:
Ugh, I'm so tired of men asking me to pee on them!



Just 2 questions;
1) This happens often?
2) Where the hell are you hanging out?

In the end only kindness matters

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www.google.comClick, then use the arrow keys to play.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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lplady wrote:Article on Toon.



Wow! Excellent piece...

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lplady wrote:Article on Toon.

If he had that much free time then I would think he would have sent all the monkey prizes and real prizes out already. I think he does a lot more than just the write-ups.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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Gatzby: Filter idea "monkey prize" -> "don't hold your breath"

Still single, can't imagine why.

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These might be called ThunderThighs



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Iceback wrote:Just 2 questions;
1) This happens often?
2) Where the hell are you hanging out?




PWA!


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Mods, WTF is up with the contest threads?

Still single, can't imagine why.

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ThunderThighs wrote:These might be called ThunderThighs

Or just plain disturbing.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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lplady wrote:Okay, I'll bite...what's this weekend?



I get a new roommate.

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cruzer wrote:I get a new roommate.



//gasp//

I thought you were under the...don't ask, don't tell, policy. Seems that ends this weekend.

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Wow - that pacman game is WAY addicting!!!

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FenStar wrote:Mods, WTF is up with the contest threads?



The one that you posted in? That's an antique thread that got corrupted in the Great Thread Corruption of '08 (or was it '07?).

Somebody played funn and resurrected it.



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lplady wrote://gasp//

I thought you were under the...don't ask, don't tell, policy. Seems that ends this weekend.



it still applies to the 'rents and in laws...

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avosgo wrote:Wow - that pacman game is WAY addicting!!!



not bad for a game that is 30 years old, right?

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ThunderThighs wrote:These might be called ThunderThighs



I really didn't need to see that...

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PemberDucky wrote:PWA!



Wait, Peeing Women's Anonymous? No wonder...

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ircmaxell wrote:Wait, Peeing Women's Anonymous? No wonder...



Still single, can't imagine why.

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ircmaxell wrote:Wait, Peeing Women's Anonymous? No wonder...



It seems I have been in the wrong thread for a long time....

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cruzer wrote:It seems I have been in the wrong thread for a long time....



Either that, or you've been outed and are trying to cover your tracks...

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Is anyone else getting hit with captchas on Google?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

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pooflady wrote:Is anyone else getting hit with captchas on Google?




On google? I am not!

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pooflady wrote:Is anyone else getting hit with captchas on Google?



Somebody on your network is running a gallivanting alpaca (from your public IP address) that's hitting google a lot. That happened to me when I was scraping something from an RSS feed. They'll counter by adding a Captcha if it detects too much usage (It hit me when I hit about 500 pages in a few seconds)...

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