WootBot


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Occasionally people call us soliciting our sponsorship of this event or that. Usually we hate it! Why should we fork over some of our hard-acquired assets just because your organization doesn’t have the wherewithal to fund its own event? Where do you think you are, Soviet Canada? Get a job, you deadbeats!

We don’t even buy Girl Scout Cookies from our coworkers’ kids. (In fact, we feel like our principled refusal to participate in that shakedown is responsible, positive role modeling for the Scout in question, and probably does her more good in the long term than whatever bead-camp weekend her troop was going to have with their cookie proceeds.)

Once in a great while, though, some cause or another strikes us as worthy, and we send them a few Bags of our famous Crap or something.

Then we see video footage like this, and regret it:

 



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jpowlus


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Great... first year I miss shmoocon and there's woot stuff there.
I hope you send stuff again next year. We are very very much your target audience.

taternuggets


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Anyone else fully expect to see "Tactical Bacon" during the next Woot-off?


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nodnetni


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taternuggets wrote:Anyone else fully expect to see "Tactical Bacon" during the next Woot-off?



I thought maybe I had missed it on one of the last Woot-off's.

duodec


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Mmmmmm Bacon. Woot! sell Bacon, I Buy Bacon.

How about "Crap for the Troops" overseas? Better than sponsoring even that bunch of fun-loving Shmooos. Imagine the videos you'd get back, too ;)

Look upon my Avatar, ye whiny, and despair!

Woot!!!


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Mmmmm bacon... In a can!

NOT woot! Staff

hotdog72


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I've been wondering what to do with my last Bowl of CerealThey have the right idea.LOVED IT.Wish I thought of it first.

michmck


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Holy Bags O' Crap, Wootman! That was hilarious!

jesterscourt


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Did anyone else notice the Hak5 team (Darren and Shannon) near the end?

BigRedDogATL


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Great! Woot has enough bags of crap to send to the jerks at Shmoocon but they don't have enough to fill my order for one last April 1st. I got through and it went to processing for over 30 minutes and then came back and said sorry all sold out. But the Shmooconiancs get the Bowl of Cereal and don't even appreciate it.

Well Woot, Shmoo-You!!!

topulatis


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good one, guys!

snubsie


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FYI: The tactical bacon was delicious!
-Shannon (girl from video)

dkoss


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snubsie wrote:FYI: The tactical bacon was delicious!
-Shannon (girl from video)



So what'd you get in your Bag-o-Crap?

gmartell


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Fun to see Shannon and Darren from Hak5 there. Can't wait to see what they use in the Bowl of Cereal to use in their next project. They've already used pineapples and rubber duckies.

polarism


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I shot some of that video on my flip HD sitting up as a podcaster.. lol, the flying helo portion for sure.

http://www.chrisgerling.com

SBCJester21


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snubsie wrote:FYI: The tactical bacon was delicious!
-Shannon (girl from video)



a 100% "Quality Post" posting rate! You rock!!

(and totally hot in the video too ;o)

caffeine_dude


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The air cannon @:56, who is the target? Was that Steve Jobs in the center pic?

Please don't delete this post, I am trying, honest!

powdermilkman


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jesterscourt wrote:Did anyone else notice the Hak5 team (Darren and Shannon) near the end?



i was just about to mention this, but i searched for hak5 first. you win.

djschuetz


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caffeine_dude wrote:The air cannon @:56, who is the target? Was that Steve Jobs in the center pic?



The center picture was probably Bruce Potter, founder of The Shmoo Group and the ShmooCon.

And, for what it's worth, most of the bits shown in the video happened after the day's talks had shut down -- these were contests and games happening off-hours. And remember also that we were snowed in during the worst storm in 30 years, so there was bound to be a bit of odd behavior.

I didn't even know they were giving stuff out during these contests. But at the closing ceremonies, a few other "official" contests had woot gear (bags of crap and other such stuff) as prizes, and the crowd was very appreciative.

haxorthematrix


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I'm the guy from PaulDotCom Security Weekly ready to eat canned bacon in the video. No idea where the video of me eating it went.

I will say, I guess I got luck on 3 counts: I got a Bag O Crap, I got stuff I can actually use in said Bag O Crap, and I got to eat tasty, tasty bacon.

Canned or not, the bacon was pretty good. I know I'll be eating bacon for years after the zombie apocalypse.

taternuggets


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Why the hell didn't I know about baconnaise.


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Slydon


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taternuggets wrote:Why the hell didn't I know about baconnaise.



Since we've sold it before on the site, I don't know.

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

taternuggets


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Slydon wrote:Since we've sold it before on the site, I don't know.



I'll consider myself melonslapped.


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hndrsnf


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So let me get this straight, I have never been lucky enough to bag a Bag O' Crap and yet you GAVE them away to these people who were totally underwhelmed, ungrateful, and downright bitchy about it? Please enlighten me as to what this accomplished except pi**ing off a bunch of loyal wooters like me? W T F?

matthew


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hndrsnf wrote:I have never been lucky enough to bag a Bag O' Crap



Assuming you ultimately do score one someday, that's when you'll finally understand that you had it backward, and THIS is your "lucky" period, the period during which you were spared the Bag. But then it will be too late.

rhmurphy


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hndrsnf wrote:So let me get this straight, I have never been lucky enough to bag a Bag O' Crap and yet you GAVE them away to these people who were totally underwhelmed, ungrateful, and downright bitchy about it? Please enlighten me as to what this accomplished except pi**ing off a bunch of loyal wooters like me? W T F?



If you're annoyed, you shouldn't be.

The stuff flying about early in the video is a standard Shmoocon thing. They hand out foam balls (called ShmooBalls) that you're encouraged to throw at a speaker if you think they're full of it. One of the fun events of the conference is the folks trying to engineer automatic weapon grade ShmooBall launchers. Compressed air, leafblowers, etc.. At the end of the Con Bruce Potter gets pelted with lots of balls.

As far as the Woot! stuff, the BOCs were very gratefully received. (There were some truly cr*ppy prizes after the Woot! stuff.)

The "I came all this way and all I got was a bag of cr*p" comment is tongue in cheek. I thought it was pretty funny, myself.

Please, Woot. Do this again!

Woot! Now 100+ woots for me!
That's 87 woots (Including Twelve Bats On Crack!), 12 Sellout.woots, 8 wine.woots and 4 kids.woots, and finally, 2 shirt.woots!

cs6ranger


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greatest video ever. combining 3 of my favorite things- woot, hacker cons, and nerd core (dualcore/int80 ftw).

next time sponsor notacon though, there are less balls flying at your face and it's the con that hugs you (whether you want it to or not)

Proud owner of a 52" LCD TV from a 4/1/09 Boggy Old Creature