Whilst waiting for a crap, one might think to oneself:
"Verily, I might be receiver of more than items three."
But we know to be patient, as Woot says:
"Sure, eight dollars you have spent, after clicking a button, up, your hopes and prayers went. Be sure to know, much effort went into fulfilling your wishes, leaving you content."
But Woot continues on, to say:
"You must know, not all can receive the prize: The mysterious writing only a few will realize, A large item or a pallet of some size, A higher value for which bounty may apprise."
Thus conludeth Woot:
"All this for you, our beloved patronage, who drastically increase the immediate Woot Wage every time Random Crap shows up on the front page. So please, live vicariously through those with hauls they cannot cage, instead of resorting to rage."
In response I must say, as a dedicated woot follower:
"Woot, I shall enjoy whatever you give me, be it seventy sansas or a product from Disney. I'll look for the humor and enjoy the community, and accept fortunes gracefully."
Clearly, I am bored at work this morning.