joe43wv wrote:So who has items ready to trade?

I gots a few things, but my ass is too lazy to ship them anywhere, even if it wasn't going to cost me anything.

MBrulla wrote:n00bsteak.

Like?.........

EDIT: I was trying to reply this to the post that said 'I am a great many things, and all of them rhyme'

Olympia Washington reporting in. Got my 6.4 lb box o junk today.

3 - Would You Rather calendars
2 - High School Musical alarm clocks
1 - Pirates of the Caribbean pouch
1 - Screaming monkey with blue camo cape

Nothing to see here. See you next woot off!

jsale325 wrote:Like?.........

EDIT: I was trying to reply this to the post that said 'I am a great many things, and all of them rhyme'

Umm...a tater hater?

agingdragqueen wrote:Do you really have a case number? Because I do not see that you have written in. I have been informed that the money is not from us as we have not sent that out and would have no reason to have "accidentally" put that in a Bowl of Cereal. I will be in contact with our Bowl of Cereal guy and will email your three addresses we have on file unless you contact me with a different address via PM or service@woot.com at my attention.

Oh HAI! :D

jdpman wrote:Olympia Washington reporting in. Got my 6.4 lb box o junk today.

3 - Would You Rather calendars
2 - High School Musical alarm clocks
1 - Pirates of the Caribbean pouch
1 - Screaming monkey with blue camo cape

Nothing to see here. See you next woot off!

Got the same thing, except I only got 2 calendars. All in all...disappointing. Oh well! Worth it for the monkey I guess.

Woody1150 wrote:How do you like me now?

That's perfect timing on that question...just found out that a friend won Toby Keith tickets and I get to go. Woohoo. Woot, next Bowl of Cereal I need you to send me some shamwows to mop up the drool. LOL

For my first Bowl of Cereal I received...

1 Giant Mickey Mouse wearing a Pittsburgh Pirates uniform that sings "Take me out the Ball Game"

1 Smelly lunch bag

1 Star Wars Episode 1 collectible film strip

1 RCA two pack of universal remotes

Good crap!

cmangel518 wrote:That's perfect timing on that question...just found out that a friend won Toby Keith tickets and I get to go. Woohoo. Woot, next Bowl of Cereal I need you to send me some shamwows to mop up the drool. LOL

VOM!

Might be going to Lady A, though.

Debating on Hodag...

MBrulla wrote:VOM!

Might be going to Lady A, though.

Debating on Hodag...

How come I don't recognize the names of ANY of those people?

TheFockinPikey wrote:Got the same thing, except I only got 2 calendars. All in all...disappointing. Oh well! Worth it for the monkey I guess.

mine was the same except I did not get a monkey TPW please send me a monkey, pretty please, don't make me beg

rkenimer wrote:1 word: rednecks.

I'm too prissy to be a redneck. LOL

I got a really odd box:

1 insulated lunch box (which I was hoping for, actually)

1 Justice League paperweight (The Atom, which is great, since I'm a chemist)

1 light up snowman speaker (odd, but...)

1 very used, very beat up, very dirty white ipod dock/keyboard combo.

Did someone at Woot get a new keyboard two years ago and send me their old one?

Wow, got a really weird set of craps. Here we go...

1 LED headlamp, missing battery cartridge and battery cap
1 cordless phone handset without battery or base
1 plastic object I am told is a negative holder for a negative scanner
3 WYR desktop calendars
3 (identical) auto cigarette lighter socket power adapters for unknown device
4 (different) wall outlet AC adapters for unknown devices
1 CD with "NeatWorks" software
1 broken 8GB Sansa Clip
1 Pirates of the Caribbean accessory bag thing
1 unidentified video card
2 rechargeable auto flashlights, 1 with a broken button, neither with caps
1 used but functional iPod Nano 8GB, no packaging or cable, with 139 songs

Someone asked about defective Monkeys - Well, this one started going off every couple minutes for no reason. It wasn't being moved or anything. I tried to do surgery to take the battery out, but I didn't have a screwdriver that small. I couldn't take it anymore so I umm... ended up having to take a hammer to it a little while ago.

Sad Woot Monkey:

asciiforever wrote:Wow, got a really weird set of craps. Here we go...

1 LED headlamp, missing battery cartridge and battery cap
1 cordless phone handset without battery or base
1 plastic object I am told is a negative holder for a negative scanner
3 WYR desktop calendars
3 (identical) auto cigarette lighter socket power adapters for unknown device
4 (different) wall outlet AC adapters for unknown devices
1 CD with "NeatWorks" software
1 broken 8GB Sansa Clip
1 Pirates of the Caribbean accessory bag thing
1 unidentified video card
2 rechargeable auto flashlights, 1 with a broken button, neither with caps
1 used but functional iPod Nano 8GB, no packaging or cable, with 139 songs

Dibs on your negative holder!!!!!!

asciiforever wrote:Wow, got a really weird set of craps. Here we go...

1 LED headlamp, missing battery cartridge and battery cap
1 cordless phone handset without battery or base
1 plastic object I am told is a negative holder for a negative scanner
3 WYR desktop calendars
3 (identical) auto cigarette lighter socket power adapters for unknown device
4 (different) wall outlet AC adapters for unknown devices
1 CD with "NeatWorks" software
1 broken 8GB Sansa Clip
1 Pirates of the Caribbean accessory bag thing
1 unidentified video card
2 rechargeable auto flashlights, 1 with a broken button, neither with caps
1 used but functional iPod Nano 8GB, no packaging or cable, with 139 songs

There are tons of forums for Sansas, and many of the issues that people have had with their baggie Sansas have been fixable.

What's wrong with it?

Nice haul! Anything good on the Nano?

Tater's Unopened Woot Boxes... (TUWB)



For you doubters. If you still don't believe me, I suppose I could have Jeus come verify them.

And I know I have an unopened shirt.woot bag around here somewhere to make the seventh.

wootAndTheWay wrote:Someone asked about defective Monkeys - Well, this one started going off every couple minutes for no reason. It wasn't being moved or anything. I tried to do surgery to take the battery out, but I didn't have a screwdriver that small. I couldn't take it anymore so I umm... ended up having to take a hammer to it a little while ago.

Sad Woot Monkey:

You killed your woot monkey? (the army of the monkey brethren across the country is letting out a screaming cry for their fallen cousin.)

jsale325 wrote:You killed your woot monkey? (the army of the monkey brethren across the country is letting out a screaming cry for their fallen cousin.)

My patriotic monkeys are lined up, rifles in hand, while my GITD ones are playing TAPS.

Don't ask where the Tye-Dyed ones are...

wootAndTheWay wrote:Someone asked about defective Monkeys - Well, this one started going off every couple minutes for no reason. It wasn't being moved or anything. I tried to do surgery to take the battery out, but I didn't have a screwdriver that small. I couldn't take it anymore so I umm... ended up having to take a hammer to it a little while ago.

Sad Woot Monkey:

Yeah i got a 00T monkey.....It's missing the W???

jsale325 wrote:You killed your woot monkey? (the army of the monkey brethren across the country is letting out a screaming cry for their fallen cousin.)

Yes, I committed Monkeyacide and I'd do it again, I tell ya. The Monkey was asking for it - did you see the way it was dressed?

jsale325 wrote:You killed your woot monkey? (the army of the monkey brethren across the country is letting out a screaming cry for their fallen cousin.)

At least it wasn't a cow. They can get REALLY mad.

Cows With Guns

kallawm wrote:Hokie?

Yup!

MBrulla wrote:Nope.

The bucket's blocked too.

Why don't you suggest one...sheesh.

taternuggets wrote:Tater's Unopened Woot Boxes... (TUWB)



For you doubters. If you still don't believe me, I suppose I could have Jeus come verify them.

And I know I have an unopened shirt.woot bag around here somewhere to make the seventh.

I need your mom standing there with you and the boxes to verify identity.

I will also require a police officer present to verify everything else.....what ever that may be.

taternuggets wrote:Why don't you suggest one...sheesh.

Twitpic shows up on mine. As does facebook.

kallawm wrote:Why buy if not to open? *boggle*

So my square changes colors.

jsale325 wrote:Actually, I work at a bank during the day, we have people ask for them all the time. Some people like to give them as gifts, sure, but some people like to carry them around and use them because they say it looks like 'funny money' and people always look twice when they see it.

In one city in Florida, the local nudists made it a point to spend two dollar bills in the local businesses, to show how important the nudists that frequented the local nude beach were to the local economy.

It worked. The people trying to close down the nude beach failed to do so.

taternuggets wrote:So my square changes colors.

I'm getting so close to changing mine!

taternuggets wrote:So my square changes colors.

This is wrong on so many levels Tater... I tried for years following every Woot and Woot-Off trying to get the infamous Bowl of Cereal (so close so many times) and I finally got my first one and IT WAS GLORIOUS... then you have to go shove it in EVERY SINGLE WOOTERS FACE that you have not one... NOT TWO... BUT MULTIPLE bags of craps that just sit there oh so lonely and unopened...

Words cannot describe the horror and rage sir...

travisk02 wrote:This is wrong on so many levels Tater... I tried for years following every Woot and Woot-Off trying to get the infamous Bowl of Cereal (so close so many times) and I finally got my first one and IT WAS GLORIOUS... then you have to go shove it in EVERY SINGLE WOOTERS FACE that you have not one... NOT TWO... BUT MULTIPLE bags of craps that just sit there oh so lonely and unopened...

Words cannot describe the horror and rage sir...

Did he actually say they were Bags of Crap? I just he said they were Woot boxes.

crowsnest wrote:are you sure about that????

they said earlier he was involved in an altercation before he left the party....just sayn.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Last I heard no one would talk to the authorities. Guy who was shot was found, treated and released.

travisk02 wrote:This is wrong on so many levels Tater... I tried for years following every Woot and Woot-Off trying to get the infamous Bowl of Cereal (so close so many times) and I finally got my first one and IT WAS GLORIOUS... then you have to go shove it in EVERY SINGLE WOOTERS FACE that you have not one... NOT TWO... BUT MULTIPLE bags of craps that just sit there oh so lonely and unopened...

Words cannot describe the horror and rage sir...

Oye. These are not bags of crap... those get opened before I make it in the house.

This is just other random crap.



My last attempt at the pic.

I finally got my first bounty. My 5.1 pound 12x12x24 inch box included:

1 Autolite SpaceGlo Utility Light
1 Saturator Motorized Water Gun
1 Justice League Aquaman Paperweight
1 Black Lunch Bag

Thanks Woot! my boyfriend loves it all! Plus no calendars or HSM clocks! Bonus

kallawm wrote:Did he actually say they were Bags of Crap? I just he said they were Woot boxes.

Didn't he say at least some had monkeys?

taternuggets wrote:Oye. These are not bags of crap... those get opened before I make it in the house.

This is just other random crap.



My last attempt at the pic.

AHHH... then I do take back what I said Tater... whew... you had me going in a little rage there buddy.

So do you know what's in each box? (and no I still can't see the pic)

Oh my lord Mr. Nuggets. You are pure evil. I love you.

In other news my very first Blithely Offered Colonoscopy appears to be out for delivery. I might just survive the hundred and one degree with high humidity, seven mile bike ride home after all.

crowsnest wrote:I think @taternuggets is a monkey!

When i was a kid, I wanted to be an Oscar Meyer Wiener. I thought "maybe when I die, I'll come back as one."

My wish came half true - just not the Oscar Meyer part. Now I'm hoping to come back as a Woot monkey.