spockzombie wrote:...and they're all on here instead of living their lives.

trudat

kippyj wrote:Didn't you get three?

Everyone else got three.

I only got one. And it didn't even work. I had to whine to customer service to get my $5 off .... someday, maybe, if they remember to post it.

whosgotmyusername wrote:Who cares?

Remember - there's a fool born every minute...

You get tio see thousands of them a year on Ameican Idol.

taternuggets wrote:So you think several worked on this one writeup?

No. I've been on woot longer than that. You?

This is not computer software, it's an audio CD.....

I feel like I'm in a Sartre play. Or "Waiting for [these endless Woots to] Godot".

Does it cover both types, country AND western?

Oh well, was going to get one, but female versions are sold out and I really don't want to sing like a man :P

kippyj wrote:Didn't you get three?

Everyone else got three.

I got three! Yay for me!!!

I'm gona practice singing in the shower!!!

:mental picture:

Coworker's reaction: "Wait that actually exists??? PWND!..."

Edit: Hmmm, apparently Weather Time Flying gets PWND! lol

AGoldeneagle wrote:You get tio see thousands of them a year on Ameican Idol.

And millions of them every year WATCHING that tripe.

If you order a bag, this probably what's going to be in most of them.

dre206 wrote:Colorado you should be ashamed of yourselves.

What can I say. We know humorous opportunity when we see it.

please buy all of them, and then dispose of them in the deepest hole in the ocean.

this is a new low for them.

feel free to click the link below for a good laugh while you wait for this woot to die.

zigibagido wrote:why is the guy where my picture would be if i uploaded one a pink old fat guy?

don't complain or you'll wind up looking like a drunken sailor

A new twist on an old putdown!
So...
Woot did you do with the money ......?

I bought one. It's $70 on Amazon, and I used my coupon so it's only $2.99. I actually read good things about it online, despite the American Idol branding. $70, though? Pshaw.

Now I'm going to need a CD player for the shower. Please... Woot...

rkossik wrote:I cry out in a loud voice, "Woot gods, Woot gods, why have you forsaken me?"

You forgot to capitalize "Gods," would be my guess.

What would I know as an English major?

Anyone know the record for number of posts on an item?

headed to work. no bright orange cloth for me this time. thanks again woot

kippyj wrote:There's more than one writer. Guess why YOU weren't "special?"

Who declared YOU special? Unless of course you mean special ed?

zzzzzz. I'm going to take a nap.

sirlouie wrote:

Ha, ha!!! When replied, I was thinking of the program flow one (where the raptor attacks after a GOTO SUB)....funny!!! GMTA

btflorey wrote:Every time someone says The Strangers (2008)woot mods it to say The Strangers (2008) Funny.

Every time someone says "spoon," Woot mods it to say "idiot."

Strke that! Reverse it.

crowsnest wrote:

I'm gona practice singing in the shower!!!

:mental picture:

My eyes! MY EYES! AAAAH!

lacotomo wrote:Good white elephant gift for that less than memorable office party. And just think, you come in well under the $20 max for the gift.

Unless they keep it at the office and do their practicing there ... oh, the horror!

kippyj wrote:None of the three, but if pressed, the guy in the middle...he likely had a wife to teach him.

cmon son. i'm a good looking man (no meat popsicle)

I have the sinking suspicion that I'm going to miss Balthazar's Odoriferous Candies while I'm in the car picking up my son...
(sigh)

Someone take one (or three) for the team!

KHAAAANNNNNN!!!

taternuggets wrote:So you think several worked on this one writeup?

I'm saying you don't measure up YET to the w00t writers.

Take it AS A COMPLIMENT!

Maybe there won't be a Baggie of Cthulhu this go around!

SheTechNut wrote:Seriously, what is WITH all this compiling...

Seriously, WHAT is it with ALL THAT complaining?

arnach wrote:What can I say. We know humorous opportunity when we see it.

THIS.

kippyj wrote:You forgot to capitalize "Gods," would be my guess.

What would I know as an English major?

"God" would only be capitalized as a reference to a PARTICULAR god as a substitute for a proper name. e.g. "God" instead of "Thor".