jesusbeard wrote:Ok real poll question time.
Who would you rather kiss, My Pies are pfff (left) or Jesusbeard (Right)

Jesusbeard has pretty eyes!

kippyj wrote:None of the three, but if pressed, the guy in the middle...he likely had a wife to teach him.

A girl. Any girl. Not joyous, but we DO know how to kiss.

KingofMorton wrote:

The next Woot! Please stay tuned!

Rocketman!!! From Bloomington Minnesota.

esushi wrote:this is the first product that has looked interesting all wootoff, but 500 pages of comments mocking it is warding me off. :|

Whaddya got to lose? $8? Go ahead.... you know you want to.

esushi wrote:this is the first product that has looked interesting all wootoff, but 500 pages of comments mocking it is warding me off. :|

NO! IT'S GREAT!!! BUY IT NOW!!!!!!

Well, now that we have the ‘C’, we just need the ‘BO’.

This is going for $54 on earfloss.com Really?

Christ, Duke Nuke 'Em Forever is going to come out before the next woot.

In the beginning Woot! God created the Inter and the net. Now the internet was unformed and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Woot! of God hovered over the face of the waters. And Woot! God said: 'WOOT!.' And there was Woot!. And God saw the Woot!, that it was good

jsale325 wrote:Obviously not much. When referring to multiple deities, the word 'gods' is not capitalized. However, if you are using a proper name for God, or using God as the proper name it would be.
...

I begged for an end to our suffering, and all we get is a discussion of capitalization? Woot is a cruel god. Or is it, "Woot is a cruel God?" (Is "Woot" supposed to be capitalized?)

why wont it die?

If this really taught Klingon opera I would be in for 3.

uncbobo wrote:Man... this Woot off is cutting into my P-orn surfing time!!!!

You can have more than one window open... If you can't might I suggesta new note book from this W00T0FF that can.

Alt Tab to switch between windows.

gtothreg wrote:THANKS AMAZON!!!!!!

It looks like woot is going downhill..... I haven't even seen a flash drive on here this woot-off. I hate when companies grow.... They either take over and do exactly what the large companies before them did. Its a viscous cycle. Look at MTV. When it was small, it was otterific and revolutionized the music industry..... into the crap it is now. Gerber knives - were otterific back in the day until they got bought out. Now they still have the name AND PRICE but their products are cheap $h*t. It looks like Google is slowly following this same path. They all turn to the darkside eventually

There were a bunch of flash drives, already.

Google is still otterific and getting more so now that they have some power.

I think Woot will be fine. They're just clearing out the warehouses since there was no Woot Off in July, they had a bunch of extra stuff.

gtothreg wrote:THANKS AMAZON!!!!!!

It looks like woot is going downhill..... I haven't even seen a flash drive on here this woot-off. I hate when companies grow.... They either take over and do exactly what the large companies before them did. Its a viscous cycle. Look at MTV. When it was small, it was otterific and revolutionized the music industry..... into the crap it is now. Gerber knives - were otterific back in the day until they got bought out. Now they still have the name AND PRICE but their products are cheap $h*t. It looks like Google is slowly following this same path. They all turn to the darkside eventually

I'm a bit concerned about the viscosity of this cycle as well.

W00t, yer doin it wrong ...

LenBros wrote:I just may take a chance on this, if it comes up. May be a way to beat the morning rush hour!

I was going to buy it too, but I thought it was the coolest beer-bong ever made!

Woot has asked me to forward this message:

Owing to the inordinate amount of time the item "American Idol Singer's Advantage Vocal Training Program" has remained for sale on our website, today's planned sale of "Random Crap" has been canceled.

Otherwise, we hope you have enjoyed your experience shopping at Woot."

edit: just kidding!

(ducks)

luckydob wrote:Please...let's stop using wikipedia as a reference. You do realize that ANYONE can change anything on wikipedia, so please, let's stop using it for a reference to support anything.

[citation needed]

Please buy this mess so we can move on!!

lazloH wrote:has anyone ever loved a sandwich so much that they did not want to eat it because you would be sad when its gone?

Has anyone (else) had a lobotomy gone awry?

NightGhost wrote:Woot has asked me to forward this message:

Owing to the inordinate amount of time the item "American Idol Singer's Advantage Vocal Training Program" has remained for sale on our website, today's "Random Crap" has been canceled.

Otherwise, we hope you have enjoyed your experience shopping at Woot."

That stinks man!!!

Dang it!

BanhiDancer wrote:The bar moved a fraction of a centimeter!!


Aw shucks, I do try. :P

What in the double-hockeysticks is a "centimeter"?

With the weakness, and length of this wootoff, I can't help but wonder if this is the last wootoff, because of the amazon buyot.

NightGhost wrote:Woot has asked me to forward this message:

Owing to the inordinate amount of time the item "American Idol Singer's Advantage Vocal Training Program" has remained for sale on our website, today's "Random Crap" has been canceled.

Otherwise, we hope you have enjoyed your experience shopping at Woot."

Sounds like a Grade A butt kisser

LenBros wrote:I just may take a chance on this, if it comes up. May be a way to beat the morning rush hour!

Remember one vital thing...there is no redundancy here. It stops working & you stop falling.

I've learned much from Jamie & Adam!

jkalm wrote:If this really taught Klingon opera I would be in for 3.

Or Vogon poetry.

db

When a woot-off item has over 580 comments, it's time to just remove it.

rkossik wrote:I begged for an end to our suffering, and all we get is a discussion of capitalization? Woot is a cruel god. Or is it, "Woot is a cruel God?" (Is "Woot" supposed to be capitalized?)

As you are perhaps now learning. ALL gods are cruel (except MAYBE the FSM) so begging for an end to suffering will almost certainly get you more of what you OH GOD, THEY CAN SEE ME!. Try again and see if I'm not right.

I raced home from work for this!?

themdg wrote:What in the double-hockysticks is a "centimeter"?

a small meter

Took one for the team... I broke down and bought 1... Now I'm gonna be SO famous!!

The bar refuses to move

DangerMouse9 wrote:Christ, Duke Nuke 'Em Forever is going to come out before the next woot.

win..

In for 1, my son is probably going to kill me, but hopefully he will improve a little bit from this, otherwise we may kill him!

At least at $2.99 with the $5 off coupon code it's not that big a deal if it ends up being worthless.

mikesmiley wrote:^^^^^^I just wrote that^^^^^^^

LOL

THAT's plagiarism

lazloH wrote:has anyone ever loved a sandwich so much that they did not want to eat it because you would be sad when its gone?

No, but there are a couple of cantaloupes that I have fond remembrances of.

daver4470 wrote:[citation needed]

Perfect.

DangerMouse9 wrote:Christ, Duke Nuke 'Em Forever is going to come out before the next woot.

Oh, if only.

NightGhost wrote:Woot has asked me to forward this message:

Owing to the inordinate amount of time the item "American Idol Singer's Advantage Vocal Training Program" has remained for sale on our website, today's planned sale of "Random Crap" has been canceled.

Otherwise, we hope you have enjoyed your experience shopping at Woot."

edit: just kidding!

(ducks)

Priceless