Where are the guys who bought three knife sets and three all-in-one PCs? You could prop up your unlevel tables with these..

Is this thing gonna be the woot-off killer? I don't want this but there must be a few more American Idol fans left out there.

671 comments, and not ONE quality post???

denbro42 wrote:So there are over 600 comments in here (probably 700+ by the time this posts), and not a single one of them is quality? I think we've actually scared the Woot mods into hiding.

I posted a link to the Amazon page. If that's not quality then I guess I'll just have to cite some Wikipedia on the merits of Vocal Ped-a-gogy

I wonder how many page refreshes Woot gets per day on an average Woot-off?

Apparently the Woot Gods don't think that any post in this thread is quality.

I tried to maek moar lolcatz, but the female version is gone and that's the one I was going to give away...

I didn't think it was possible to hate American Idol more than I already did. Way to prove me wrong Woot, way to prove me wrong.

Lol wow I leave and to my surprise these things still arent gone, oh well at least i didnt miss anything

Teripie wrote:Not all gods get capitalized Miss English major. Better check that degree of yours.

I love people who brag about their major. I'm a Psychology major, so I declare you all Bipolar. I know these things, I'm a Psychology major.

Best. Woot off. Ever.

animatedbox wrote:I didn't think it was possible to hate American Idol more than I already did. Way to prove me wrong Woot, way to prove me wrong.

well played, w00t. well played.

PLEASE MOVE ON! YOU WON'T MOVE!

Oh, incidentally, if this purchase actually propels me to some sort of automatic fame and fortune, I make the promise that I will buy at least one of every item during every Woot-Off that I am aware of.

See? I'm not letting the fame get to my head.

jsale325 wrote:Obviously not much. When referring to multiple deities, the word 'gods' is not capitalized. However, if you are using a proper name for God, or using God as the proper name it would be.

Names by which gods are known are capitalized, including God, Allah, and Vishnu. The word god is generally not capitalized if it is used to refer to the generic idea of a deity, nor is it capitalized when it refers to multiple gods, e.g., Roman gods. There may be some confusion because the god of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam is rarely referred to by a specific name, but simply as God (see Writing divine names). Other names for these three Abrahamic faiths, such as Elohim, Yahweh, and Lord, are also capitalized

taken directly from wikipedia

Nice, try. And while I normally do not approve of people who strengthen their statements with credentials, you might have thought twice before arrogantly challenging someone with a degree:

Titles ought be capitalized when making a direct address. "Woot Gods" _is_ correct. This only goes to show how dangerous inadequate sources such as Wikipedia are to the ignorant. Furthermore, capitalization is a rhetorical tool that may be used with discretion for respect and emphasis . . . you may well be able to restrict your own writing with rules, but do it knowing that the greatest English authors and their works were not bound by them.

Lets get down to brass tacks. Since this product is selling for over $20 retail, how soon before Ebay is enundated with $10 copies from all the people who took one (or 3) for the team?

llaaaaammmmmmmeeeeeeee

This a painfully slow Woot!

paint drys faster, so slow

sdkoskey wrote:From Woot's "what is woot?" page:

There is a half-Woot-life of 12 hours maximum on any product within a Woot-Off that does not sell out.

A half-life of 12 hrs is 24 hours--a Woot-day; this is not an encouraging rule.

mypiesarepiff wrote:first and foremost. yes i can. i have guns and this is america. i was scared for my life and shot. no jury would ever convict a person as pretty as myself.

i shall play juror #12. pm the pics please. skankier the better

zikzak wrote:If someone can successfully post that pic of the "U P S girl" and not have it deleted, then we'll know the mods are out.

The mods are out. I posted a (Fun) Bags of Cthulhu picture, and it was edited

Waited for this carp to come up before driving home in the nation's second worst traffic. Of course, this STILL ain't sold.

Since the Biscuit of Camden usually comes up right before I get home, this means that my wife will come in - or the dogs will do something stupid - just as the Baggie of Cthulhu shows up.

Will somebody borrow me the cc so I can start buying this product up to move this woot-off along.

la la la.... do re me fa so la ti do

BillFrugge wrote:671 comments, and not ONE quality post???

It's called happy hour.

dunsparrow wrote:I bought the mosquito shield.

i did too! just guessing by the comments from the others and the quantities. It's wasn't a judgement.

UH OH. Had the woot lights plugged into our source control server. They just smoked the usb port and it crashed.

Not really.... but they are plugged into our source control server... just sayin.

This woot is so intense...all the way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozhR9fxe1oU&feature=player_embedded#

Zero quality Posts for a zero quality product.

aliminx wrote:I love people who brag about their major. I'm a Psychology major, so I declare you all Bipolar. I know these things, I'm a Psychology major.

Does constantly hitting F5 in hopes of seeing a big old cake make me OCD Mr. Psychology major?

RA)²+(AH)³(RO+MA)RO+(MA)²+(GA+GA)+OH(LA+LA)

Is that you Godot?

drummermeg wrote:Jesusbeard has pretty eyes!

So can I take out to dinner some time?

Next woot! item is going to be American Idol 2: How to prepare for auditions

aliminx wrote:I love people who brag about their major. I'm a Psychology major, so I declare you all Bipolar. I know these things, I'm a Psychology major.

I was an accounting major...And I depreciate your comment!

The Woot Gods desire patience! For our minional agony of enduring this American Idol plague, the next Woot item shall be a blessed treasure! Perhaps a Baggie of Cthulhu full of gold dust, or a $5.99 Maseratti. With $5 shipping.

ncasolobp wrote:Does constantly hitting F5 in hopes of seeing a big old cake make me OCD Mr. Psychology major?

Yes and oblivious to www.wooters.us

ATTN: AMAZON. Nobody wants these. If you cant sell them, put them in a brown paper pag & call them craps.