trying to think of fat lady singing joke...

ALthough... this would make a great 'gag' gift for Christmas.. office,... friends... enemies... good alternative to coal.. and much cheaper!

Poll:
Would you rather kiss me or my pies are pfff?

You are kidding, right?

Mike

Steven Tyler as AI judge.

Discuss.

. . .

No.

Just... No.

I really question Woot's buyers, sometimes. My guess is they got this mixed in with a larger lot of 'assorted' stuff.

AbEnd wrote:Does this work with Country and Rap?

No, for country you just stay home in your trailer house and collect your unemployment check.

inod3 wrote:So I've never liked the nasal tone of my voice and have to talk a bit for work, presentations and such. I sound like a total nerd. Would this help me? Just talking I mean, I'm not going to break out into song during a presentation or anything.

Nasally is a way of singing.

Wow! This has to be the worst woot off ever!!!

Mock all you want... I teach elementary music and when my students see that I am giving them exercises out of the "American Idol" book, they'll be stoked!

the perfect gag gift..thanks

taternuggets wrote:I can't believe how insensitive woot is.

I used to watch American Idol with my dead wife.

Please pay attention to me.

I'm famous.

famous? What the hell is that?

Makes singing easy? On what planet?

whosgotmyusername wrote:As you have yet to buy ANYTHING - what would your royal highness prefer???

pwned.

They should be paying people to take these off their hands, not the other way around.

zikzak wrote:Trying to appreciate its possibilities as a gag gift...

if it were a penny.

psxdude wrote:I wonder if any of the distributors or product-owners get all excited to see their stuff on here during a woot off. Then depressed when they come in here to read the comments.

Haha. I just pictured the middle-aged divorced guy who came up with this product. He has a sad face from reading all the comments. Make him happy by buying a few

The one thing that distinguishes this wootoff from other wootoffs is the presence this time of a huge number of whiners, complainers, naysayers, crybabies, and maladjusted malcontents who are having nothing in mind except a desperate need to try to place an order for a Beautiful Ocean Cabana. I don't get it. If you don't have something constructive or interesting to say, why not just summoning the forsaken shoggoth?

jesusbeard wrote:Poll:
Would you rather kiss me or my pies are pfff?

Huh?

Does this come in Betamax format? I wanna be a singing sensation, but I can only play this if it comes in Betamax.

For you folks that were complaining about seeing the same products over and over in Woot-offs, here ya go... Be careful what you wish for... you just might get it.

Who knew an entire work day could go by and only 6 items would pass in a wootoff.

By the time Bag'O'Crap comes on, the returns from day1 of this wootoff will be in it - a refurbished bag

Took one for team...

YES!!!! Just in time for my audition!!!!!























Not......

This has been the worst Woot-Off ever. I have not seen one single item that was not crap!

What's more amazing is that this retails for $29.95.

This will be up a while...FAIL

Alright, I'm headed home...which means the Baggie of Cthulhu should happen soon...right when I'm in traffic.

NightGhost wrote:Nasally is a way of singing.

It worked well for Bob Dylan.

Whats next refurbished "Talent" for $1337.00

In the words of Marvin the paranoid android:

BLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!

coonazz98 wrote:You are kidding, right?

Mike

psxdude wrote:I wonder if any of the distributors or product-owners get all excited to see their stuff on here during a woot off. Then depressed when they come in here to read the comments.

For new product launches, that would be a real bummer.

For refurbs, it might sting a bit.

For closeouts of crap they couldn't sell? They already know.

mattageddon wrote:Is this woot's way of putting things lightly?

It's Amazon's way of getting rid of all THEIR crap! lol

mdnorman wrote:The one thing that distinguishes this wootoff from other wootoffs is the presence this time of a huge number of whiners, complainers, naysayers, crybabies, and maladjusted malcontents who are having nothing in mind except a desperate need to try to place an order for a Beautiful Ocean Cabana. I don't get it. If you don't have something constructive or interesting to say, why not just summoning the forsaken shoggoth?

Wrong, they're here every Woot-Off

well, thats it for me today. off to the gym and then its beer time. Good luck all the wooters vying for a Beautiful Ocean Cabana!

drummermeg wrote:

Oh, Oh, those are pretty good Doritos though. I think most lolcats would be happy with that kind of cheezburgr