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What a gigantic mess. Beat level 3 so many times I lost count, but no order. I hope someone gets fired over this one.
9/23/2006 Hamilton Beach Ice Cream Maker
11/8/2006 Matsunichi 6GB USB Portable Drive
11/17/2006 Random Crap
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THX1041 wrote:The game isn't buggy - two obstacles impossible to simultaneously avoid is a feature.
Any perceived crappiness is intentional and designed to enhance your crappy experience.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It causes you to question whether the game is itself a hoax the entire time you're playing.
That was my feeling, but obstinacy and stupidity kept me trying for an hour...until I actually beat it! Level 5 busted and Big o' Cosmos ordered (unless that an April Fool joke too!). Still better than selling out in 12 nanoseconds like usual.
Signature oh signature, cannot think of something clever...
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Six friggin' years I've tried to get this stoopid piece of crap deal and this is what some of the greatest minds have come up with??!!!??
9 OUT OF TEN OF THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO GO HOME AND CLEAN MY GUNS AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THEY ONLY TALK TO ME.
80+ items, FINALLY 1 BUCKED OFF COWGIRL!!!!
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Finally after 3 hours of playing this Jatravartid game I finally made it all the way to level 7! I probably could have gone farther too but I just hit the hot dog by a tiny bit! I was getting pretty heated too by the end of this thing, y'all just gotta stick it out through those double obstacles, your day will come too!
1 x Big o' Cosmos Level 5 (4/1/11)
1 x Juan Valdez Pod Coffee Maker @ $12.99 (10/3/08)
30 Random Marvel Comic Books @ $0.99 (pack of 10) (10 for Tuesday 4/15/08)
3x Big o' Cosmos @$1.00 (2nd on April Fool's '08)