krystiana


quality posts: 1 Private Messages krystiana

i have pasted variations of the links posted 200+ times. no worky. i'm not proud to admit that, but hey....


you don't have to lie to kick it, woot.

chefsinger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chefsinger

If Woot is going to have some self-respect for this new version of getting Big o' Cosmos's, they should punish the frauds that have to rely on published links instead of suffering through the game like the true winners.

Hey Woot, I assume you read your own message boards. Send these finks three Bon Jovi toothpicks in their bag. And do the same for those freaks that hacked the high score board. What is WRONG with people these days?

slappywhite2001


quality posts: 4 Private Messages slappywhite2001

This was a triumph.

I do enjoy a good grilled cheese sandwich.

NevadaXJ


quality posts: 1 Private Messages NevadaXJ
hld1970 wrote:It really, really, works. Take it from a long time wooter.


Yup, link works, just got mine. My first bag o' crap!

randynovak


quality posts: 0 Private Messages randynovak
jesstopher1 wrote:ALT F4 = instant Big Orphaned Cetacea



Actually I think it's hitting CTRL+ALT+Delete over and over again...

Ori


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ori

Yea I played that damm game too many times before I found the link...did it 37 times and got my crap.

Hallowed are the Ori.
And the people shall deliver the wicked unto your divine judgement, where their sins shall be weighed in the balance of all that is just and true.

trisak


quality posts: 2 Private Messages trisak

Thanks for a great April fool's woot! I knew I was doing something wrong but wasn't paying good attention to the comments. I finally really read the comments and now have my very own Bag of Cosmos! Thanks!

straydog1980


quality posts: 6 Private Messages straydog1980

this is pissing me off....

i've tried the Jatravartid link like 100 times and it just keeps telling me to beat level 0.

what the hell i don't even

kjsieps


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kjsieps

OH YEAH!!!! It worked for me too. I think I put the link in there about 20 times, then viola...the order page!! Thanks to everyone who put that out there. I wasted way to long playing the dumb game!

jmacshriver


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jmacshriver
krandallsfury wrote:WOOT!!!


WORKED FOR ME!!! Only took 4 tries!




5 tries. always backed up to woot.com then reintered the url


burns72


quality posts: 9 Private Messages burns72

OK, I am amazed. The link ending in 31 worked for me. It might end up being an April Fool's joke in the end. We shall see.

bgore29


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bgore29

The link ending in ...31 worked! Only after 150+ tries haha but worth it!

Benjamin Gore

jnjgibson


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jnjgibson

Just saw this online:
http://www.bagsofcrap.com/boc_items/

I liked this woot off, much better then the who can click the button fastest woot offs...

yyr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yyr

Hey Woot, here's an idea for the future... why not reward long-time customers with some sort of race-car game... where you have to win a race to get the Big o' Cosmos, and the speed of your car is determined by the number of woots you've purchased?

hereinmyhead14


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hereinmyhead14
ComputerCarl wrote:Here's a hint... the effing link is real...



Is this for real or are they really playing with us?

badandy212


quality posts: 1 Private Messages badandy212
burns72 wrote:OK, I am amazed. The link ending in 31 worked for me. It might end up being an April Fool's joke in the end. We shall see.



I am thinking the same thing, maybe i'll the the "Gmail Motion" version of the Big o' Cosmos!!!

Domenator


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Domenator

Yeah, this game is not fun. And pretty arrogant on woot's part to think that we should go through great lengths to order their products.

spinelli


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spinelli

so for the first time ever, the Big o' Cosmos isn't sold out by the time i wake up at 6. no. now i have to try and sneak in a game with little to manueverability. been at this for how long now??? 40 mins? ain't gonna happen. april fool's on me. i gave it a shot,but damn. nowhere to go when the Jatravartid monkey's on the bottom and the puddle's on the top. Phhhttt. woot, i like you, but this sux.

dxrogers


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dxrogers

Can you say age discrimination lawsuit. Only the young can get a Big Orphaned Cetacea. Us old poor guys have no chance.

ciero


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ciero

That link works...I tried it probably 40+ times. The time it worked I actually used the one with a 31 at the end and added random numbers after it.

astromarmot


quality posts: 1 Private Messages astromarmot

Surprised no one has mentioned you have to press Alt+F4 on that screen to make it work.

slappywhite2001


quality posts: 4 Private Messages slappywhite2001

...and as for the picture link, look at that s-car-go! LOL LOL LOL win.

I do enjoy a good grilled cheese sandwich.

myburm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages myburm

I just want the crap to stop so I can buy something besides crap.

ddgaffer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ddgaffer

This is Jatravartid as crap, some of us actually have to work in the real world and can't spend the time on this Jatravartid ass way of buying,

sirrix


quality posts: 2 Private Messages sirrix

You guys really are evil. Stop messing with people.

mjcohn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mjcohn

After about 60 ties, I was sure the link was a bad April fool's joke, but the next one brought up the banjo!

alecbrooke


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alecbrooke
jesstopher1 wrote:



I got to that point several times last night, but no joy after hitting the button.

We, the Hitchhikers?

Trickee04


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Trickee04

Dang Brace of Coneys....you don't like me

nangtadam


quality posts: 8 Private Messages nangtadam
straydog1980 wrote:this is pissing me off....

i've tried the Jatravartid link like 100 times and it just keeps telling me to beat level 0.

what the hell i don't even



Probably not played the game at all under your account.

sunnyraindance


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sunnyraindance

This is a HUGE waste of time and a lot of crap I'm not willing to go through. April Fool's back atcha Woot. I won't be buying anything from you any time soon.

j. mark

jimnjody


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jimnjody

Dumbest thing Woot has ever done. Total waste of time. I go to Woot because going to the store was frustrating and time consuming. Now Woot is time consuming and frustrating. What's the point???

Jebra


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Jebra

Yeah, this kinda sucks for those of us at work. Having a big colorful Flesh game up on the monitor is like a red target.

chiotis21


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chiotis21

CRRRRRRRAAAAAP!!!!!

Just when I thought I'd get my very first bag o crap.....I crapped out!!!!!!

insainone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages insainone
sirrix wrote:You guys really are evil. Stop messing with people.



we're not messing around, if it wern't april fools day you would be doing this over and over again...and then you'd be in our seat trying to convince other people to try this. i sware it works, all jokes aside, i don't play Jatravartid april fools jokes.

thomasMac


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thomasMac

BS

tommyMac

bdsora


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bdsora

sorry woot, i'd rather play E.T. for the Atari then that craptastic game you guys probably overpaid for! Great idea and all but I took my Three dollars to and online casino where i'd actually have a shot at beating the game and now I have 6 dollars, and i owe it all to you! Thanks!

teedo757


quality posts: 5 Private Messages teedo757

Thanks for posting the links. Finally got my Big o' Cosmos!

ftmyersbuc


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ftmyersbuc

What a week!!!! My first "quality post" designation, My first Big Orphaned Cetacea AND I lost five pounds...how could it get any better???

sloth4z


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sloth4z

I like how so many people are complaining that a game called CRAPSHOOT is actually a crapshoot. Get over it.

InExcess


quality posts: 1 Private Messages InExcess

wonder how many people bough gliders in error