hustlertwo wrote:Will there ever be a time when the Bag o' Crap doesn't sell out in five minutes? I'd like to get one of these, but it seems to require more luck than I possess.

Could happen...

bdavne wrote:I think if you got a level 1 you have the ability to get another...i was playing the game just for fun on level 8 and i was allowed to buy another... unfortunately it wont let me get a level 9

I decided not to be greedy, and let others have a chance for what's left. Of course, I might have been greedier if the game wasn't so boring!

holy schnikes - it worked!!

Just wanted to ask again since I posted on bag 8 comments. Is it OK to cheat for a bag of dookie or will you get in trouble? Is this magical link a part of the game? I don't want to get in trouble, but it makes me mad that cheaters are buying up all the bags. Especially when I kept beating the levels I needed last night but never got a bag. AND because I was supposed to be able to buy a bag, but then when I hit the gold buy button it said "item sold out". I'm really antsy about this because the game seems to be coming to a close. Where are the Woot moderators when you need them? Why won't they answer me????

This is Jatravartid, everytime i play there is an object i must go over then they send something on the other line its impossible to get past

$3??? That's DIRT CHEAP!

Of course, it might BE a bag of dirt...

Still, I promoted this great deal on my Facebook page. Who knows, other people might be interested in bags of random crap!

mean. i do not like this day!

the game sucks ass. died three times in a row on level 1 due to two obstacles in the path at the same time. warp woot and their Jatravartid april fools Battlefield Earth (2000).

I really don't have time for this at work

Can we curse in here? Why 4uck would Woot try to discourage customers? You want to frustrate the H3ll out of me so that I will PAY for an unknown product? The marketing team must have been on vacation and the CEO's 4ucking r3tarded brother got to run the site for the day. Arthurs.

Hopefully company reps read these posts, because they just lost a customer for sure, and probably many others.

HOLLY CRAP I GOT IT!!!! The kids one worked! This is my 3rd Big o' Cosmos for the day! I bought levels 1 & 2 & now tried that link! Took forever, but it worked!

Seems like bull$hit to me. Oh well

This game is a crappy idea. No pun intended. I would have liked to buy some crap but don't havethe time for this nonsense.

I don't play those games. And, too bad this was all set up for code writers, and we were lied to about the links. April Fools on me!

I got the link to work, but when I pressed info is correct it bounced me back to the kids.woot page. What up with that>

Ive tried like 200 times now and it hasn't worked.

What is going on

it works took a few times but i got it! my 1st time buying on woot too

Psst.. the link works. Got one on the -31 link.

I kept getting gliders and thought it was a joke, but if you keep trying the URL you'll eventually get the order page. It'll say kids.woot on the page, but the item will be for the crap!

phpwebber wrote:
If you don't believe the url works. Fine, we are lying. Now shoo.

Thank you.

April Sirius GPP day

I used the link floating around here and it worked. I thought it was another aprils fools joke but after about 20 tries I got to the order page.

I really hate this game. I have been trying for years now to get a Big Orphaned Cetacea. What a waste of my warping time. I hate you woot. Can I close my account? Cause thats what this make me want to do.

I got to level 10, died. I got the button that says I can order my Big o' Cosmos, it just takes me back to the home page

It actually worked, first Bunch of cantaloupes

The kids woot link worked after about 100 refreshes!!

after spending 4 hours of getting one, i finally got it totally worth it!

Who even figured out this link thing???

the link worked for me! FIRST Big o' Cosmos for me. i'm in shock it worked after like 10 minutes.

ComputerCarl wrote:Here's a hint... the effing link is real...

Realllllllllly

Ive tried like 200 times now and it hasn't worked.

One more gargleblaster a bandolier of carrots!

Thank you all for the link is does actually work no Agrajag's life just takes some time i did notice using chrome incognito did actually work better

Finally beat it! Many freaking hours of getting stuck between two bloody things in the same place.

ComputerCarl should get the ultimate Quality Post.

I'm willing to transfer all of mine to him.

Happy Bag of Fools Day, everyone!

Anyone else feel dirty for just spamming that link to get their Big o' Cosmos?

got my first Boards of Canada ever

(probably been better served spending the $8 on an actual Boards of Canada cd...)

on 4/1/2011, you successfully wooted.
You want 1
Random Crap - Level 9
You ordered 3 Random Crap

Woohoo! Or should I say "WOOThoo!"

I've been a wooter for EIGHT-Freakin' years! I've bought Roombas and Headphones and Woot-off Lights and all kinds of other standard Woot fare. BUT this is the FIRST time I have been ABLE to buy a Broke-Old-Camper.

I have tried MANY times, but thanks in recent years to the proliferation of hackers, bots, and cheats, the Brown-Oven-Cleaner has been ever-elusive to my mere mortal capabilities.

But today was different... I was FINALLY able to have a fair shot at a Better-Opened-Can!

Thanks, WOOT! You have finally made this VERY-longstanding customer a VERY Big o' Cosmos-HAPPY customer.

And for those who doubt the possibilities of today's Big-Ol'-Child - just check my order history. And if that's not convincing enough, I'd be THRILLED to post a screenshot of today's Back-Off-Critters order.

And, yes, Woot, I promise to want the crap I got, even if it's not the crap I want.

Booya, Woot! :-)

First woot bag o' purchase! Success!

I beat the game, clicked and it took me straight to woot. Got PO'ed and tried the link like 100 times... got more po'ed. Then changed the sslkids to sslwww and got my order in.