twobears


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maschio2 wrote:So what exactly does "Look for ammunition in an affordable $25.99 download pack coming soon!" MEAN???



It means, "enjoy the comedy the woot staff offers".

netta68


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craigthom wrote:Why did so many of you assume that monkeys in the early evening marked the end of the woot off? It has never meant that before.



Actually in the past, the flying monkey is usually the last item offered in a Woot-Off.

walterscottwilliams


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netta68 wrote:Actually in the past, the flying monkey is usually the last item offered in a Woot-Off.



yes true but if u look at the woot off a few months ago they had 6 monkeys up during the 3 day woot off .

maggie3052


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joshv517 wrote:Last one I bought didn't scream, was a complete let down



Did you pull the tab out of the neck? That connects the batteries.

maggie3052


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redscot68 wrote:Seriously???????????????

YOU definitely went to HISD!



Bluto was a very energetic speaker...

aresworeaviators


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mhking wrote:Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!?



Trying to decide whether you were being sarcastic about the Germans or not... I sure hope so!

mndvs737


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aresworeaviators wrote:Trying to decide whether you were being sarcastic about the Germans or not... I sure hope so!



Go rent a copy of Animal House - the quote will then make sense.

cscrudder


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Received my tracking #
Supposed to come flying in screaming into Houston on Apr 13, 2011.

Froglegz


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Picked up 3 giant black monkeys but missed the green so if anyone wants to trade 1 for 1 drop me a PM. Thanks.

got a face like charles bronson
straight outta green bay wisconsin

BeanDip


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Had to perform open heart surgery on one of my monkeys. There was fuzz in the battery compartment.

Good news... he survived!

ThunderThighs


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Staff

BeanDip wrote:Had to perform open heart surgery on one of my monkeys. There was fuzz in the battery compartment.

Good news... he survived!




mndvs737


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BeanDip wrote:Had to perform open heart surgery on one of my monkeys. There was fuzz in the battery compartment.

Good news... he survived!



What's the best way to access the battery compartment? I have a monkey with early-onset laryngitis, so instead of the wailing of tortured simian souls, I have the sickly moaning of mildly-annoyed emo chimps (appropriate given the black cape, I guess).

BeanDip


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mndvs737 wrote:What's the best way to access the battery compartment? I have a monkey with early-onset laryngitis, so instead of the wailing of tortured simian souls, I have the sickly moaning of mildly-annoyed emo chimps (appropriate given the black cape, I guess).



my wife cut open the back seam to get access to the vocal box, then after we fixed the battery issue, she folded the seam over on itself and sewed him back up. She did a great job and you would never know otherwise.

Even more news...my 2 1/2 year old daughter has totally adopted him. Has been taking him everywhere with her. He's a happy monkey.

shanejhn


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My monkey showed up yesterday and my kids were so excited until I pulled the tab out and.....nothing. DOA

Woody1150


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My monkey must be wasted in WI. Was going to be delivered tomorrow, but now the ETA changed to 4/18.

A7hena


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One monkey worked, the other was DOA.. planning on doing surgery on it soon. Kids took off the capes and hats and used them on other stuffed animals.