If the scream doesn't work, get a scissor and operate on the monkey. Most likely the battery in the heart needs a transplant

nitronarc wrote:Hmmmmm.... 31.1 lbs!!!.....That's got to be at least 16 or 17 Calendars. At least you'll be ready for 2020.

Good Luck

Yeah Thanks!

lozano wrote:like the finest restaurants, tonight they offer the 'deconstructed Big Orphaned Cetacea' and a feisty play on the traditional rustic bee oh cee, 'crap three ways'

You forgot tonight's special, Monkey Sous Vide.

Complete List of Screaming Woot Monkeys has been updated!

Fark!
I missed out on this one again!

Anybody willing to do some tradsies? I got a 2 for 1 special going on right now and supplies are limited!


Here's what I got and obviously the red X means they have departed from my inner sanctum
Also, not pictured is 1 Glow in the Dark monkey

Booooooooooo,by far the most boring ,tedious and anticlimactic Wootoff since I started following them.

I got a giant black caped monkey to trade for a green one.

I fell asleep and missed it... The pitfalls of being on the East Coast...

I have virtually EVERY other monkey (except red caped original and black caped key chain)...

I NEED this to keep my primate family growing.

If anyone has ordered three and would like to sell one, please PM me right away.

I have a couple of duplicates in regular sized monkeys that I could barter...

Thanks!! I appreciate it..

Another east coaster here who fell asleep too early.

Anyone have an extra giant green cape that you wouldl like to trade?

I have giant blacks and every other color available, (no leather, sorry)

Please email me @ trevmarshall@yahoo.com

Jesus Woot, can you end these Wootoffs earlier for us East Coasters? I'm never going to get one of these giant monkeys! My collection is now FAR from complete. Damn it.

I MISSED THIS?! OH DOG THE HORROR.

Porky pig said it best.

PabloPalmeri6837 wrote:Porky pig said it best.

The pig had a way with words.

I ordered 2 of the green cape one...in hopes that I would be able to find someone who would trade a black cape one (that I missed...twice!).

OK so where was the Big Orphaned Cetacea?

bwasb wrote:OK so where was the Big Orphaned Cetacea?

That was last Friday.

indihar wrote:I ordered 2 of the green cape one...in hopes that I would be able to find someone who would trade a black cape one (that I missed...twice!).

I have a spare black caped for a green let me know.

gmartell wrote:April 1st Only had 770 Big o' Cosmos's. 2-3 day Woots have taken place before and since a low number of Big o' Cosmos's were given on 4/1, likely the Woot off will go another day. Ain't life fun!

I'm sure someone else has already pointed out your error, but the April Fool's Big o' Cosmos had 749-750 bags PER LEVEL (of which there were 10), for a total of 7500 bags. That's not a "low" number; it's much higher than the typical 3K.

Not that they can't mix it up, but Tuesday wootoffs usually end the next day, with no Big o' Cosmos. It's the Wednesday wootoffs which usually go on for 3 days, and have a Big o' Cosmos on the last day.

slamaina wrote:Did I miss the Big Orphaned Cetacea?

For future reference:
If you ever want to know if you've missed the bag (or to see any other items you may have missed), simply click on the "community" tab in the upper-right of the screen. It will list for you (in reverse order) ALL of the woots that have been offered.

Dear Woot,
Just wanted to let you know that I applaud the end of this round of Woot shenanigans. This one and April 1st were truly Epic. Perhaps one of these times I'll be crafty enough to score a Carp during the tomfoolery.

I'm not sure which side of the webpage would be more fun. Thinking up how to outfox several million people or trying to be one of the first of those million to figure it out.

Keep up the good work!!

Sincerely,
A persistent Wooter

I snagged 2 black cape monkeys this wootoff if someone grabbed an extra green caped monkey and would be willing to trade. PM me if you're game. thanks

Skipped the green, as I had already picked up 2 of the black-caped monkies from earlier.

exp1os1ve wrote:Fark!
I missed out on this one again!

Anybody willing to do some tradsies? I got a 2 for 1 special going on right now and supplies are limited!


Here's what I got and obviously the red X means they have departed from my inner sanctum
Also, not pictured are 2 Glow in the Dark monkeys

Sent you a PM!

Also, if anyone would like to trade 2 regular monkeys for a new Black or Green Giant Monkey, hit me with a PM. I will trade for just about every monkey except Snow Leopard and Checkered.
( I do have extra Snow Leopard and Checkered if anyone wanted to arrange a 1-for-1 trade )
Thanks!

dabills22 wrote:Also, if anyone would like to trade 2 regular monkeys for a new Black or Green Giant Monkey, hit me with a PM. I will trade for just about every monkey except Snow Leopard and Checkered.
( I do have extra Snow Leopard and Checkered if anyone wanted to arrange a 1-for-1 trade )
Thanks!

Yes, interested since I have two extra Green Giants but how do I PM? Sorry, I am ancient. Thanks.

sumita wrote:Yes, interested since I have two extra Green Giants but how do I PM? Sorry, I am ancient. Thanks.

Click on the little envelope next to the name/avatar of the person you want to PM.
(PM = private msg)

To read any PMs anyone sends you, look up at the top of this page where there is a horizontal green bar. There will be an envelope there on the right side (just above the page numbers for this thread), with a number in it. That number indicates how many PMs you have. Just click there to read them.

sumita wrote:Yes, interested since I have two extra Green Giants but how do I PM? Sorry, I am ancient. Thanks.

I meant it to say "I have extra Giant monkeys, will trade for 2 regular monkeys"

dabills22 wrote:I meant it to say "I have extra Giant monkeys, will trade for 2 regular monkeys"

Shall we do the tradsies tango? PM!

Got my 3

Only monkeys I'm missing are the original red leather, and the red keychain. Willing to trade... heck, you can have BOTH my extra giants if you've got the red leather...

indihar wrote:I ordered 2 of the green cape one...in hopes that I would be able to find someone who would trade a black cape one (that I missed...twice!).

you need to check your pm's

Picked up 3 giant black monkeys but missed the green so if anyone wants to trade 1 for 1 drop me a PM. Thanks.

Just got my tracking #. Due to arrive on 4/13.

I got mine today! (3rd one was taking a nap)

got two of my 3 today... I am thinking one fell off and bumped his head...

Dont want to call the Dr (servicewoot) yet hopefully the 3rd is just a lazy straggler...

Mine arrived today. Our 4 year old daughter calls him "super-hero Curious George". I think it suits him well. We love him!

I got my woot box today and was excited to get my giant screaming monkey. The box was empty.....

dontwantaname wrote:Write to service@woot.com

Hi D'name...long time, yada, yada.

Monkey came today but alas it is dead (yeah, I pulled the tab). I did write to rma and asked for a new one so we'll see what happens. Just a heads up to anyone else with a dead one.

Got all 3 of my monkeys in the box today. Immediately when opening the box they hopped out and jumped onto the backs of my poor little pugs where they remain. ;)