WootBot


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  • Starting a Mortal Kombat LARP group
  • Painting all of our doorways orange on one side, blue on the other
  • Jacking up the price for that used Xbox 360 we're selling on Craigslist
  • Wondering why our PSN friends aren't calling us to hang out
  • Sending a basket of combustible lemons to Sony's dev team
  • Going back to pretending the floor is lava, instead of the virtual floor
  • Trying to entice our cat to run through the maze of ramps and hula hoops we set up in the backyard
  • Hiring twelve-year olds to hurl racist, homophobic slurs at us
  • Learning that tearing out a man's spine with your bare hands is a lot harder than it looks in the games
  • Taking some time to catch up on my reading witBAH HAHAHAhaha! Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face
  • Researching the easiest way to remove our SONY4LIFE tattoo
  • Blaming Sony for all the strip club charges on our credit cards
  • Finally finishing that plushie potato
  • Taking time to step away from the games and really reflect on our own lives and whether we can ever truly love agaOMG ANOTHER WEEK UNTIL THEY GET IT BACK UP WTF

 

taternuggets


quality posts: 22 Private Messages taternuggets

You have got to come up with something better than Team Chuckle.

I'm embarrassed for you.


God bless XBOX.


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spaztic1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages spaztic1

Yeah really - havin a good ole time on my Live account playing man games.

Binaural


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Binaural

Sounds like you should be cancelling your credit cards while the network is down...

Quick, someone check my spelling and grammar for me.

FenStar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages FenStar

Hiring twelve-year olds to hurl racist, homophobic slurs at us

I like that one the best.

Still single, can't imagine why.

epicsatyr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages epicsatyr
FenStar wrote:Hiring twelve-year olds to hurl racist, homophobic slurs at us

I like that one the best.



I'll do that for free, just get into a car, and cut me off in traffic.... thats all the motivation I need.