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The alligator has a lot going for it, having been nearly perfected way back in in prehistoric times. That's right, I said "nearly." They're great survivors, it's true, but an alligator could never have narrated THE BIG LEBOWSKI. Alas, if only the crocodilians could grow facial hair.

This video features alligator photos by Flickr users http2007 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/http2007/4088291291/), engelcox (http://www.flickr.com/photos/engelcox/85054783/), and Bogeskov (http://www.flickr.com/photos/54899851@N00/378187611/), as well as a photo of the Everglades by chaunceydavis818 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/chaunceydavis/4189415082/). All were used in accordance with their Creative Commons licenses.

sugarpike


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That. Was. Hilarious!!

DennisG2010


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That alligator could pass for a T-Rex.

Could T-Rexes grow mustaches?
If they could, it'd be awfully hard to groom them with those tiny little arms.

wholeflaffer


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Doncha know...hair (and, for the aviphiles among us, feathers) are evolved from reptilian scales. Alligators may be prehistoric holdouts, but they MUST pay the price of evolution passing them by.

klozitshoper


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Catchy tune. Still running in my head!

ThunderThighs


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I love it when you do the silly songs. That could become a kids classic!

alexander5245


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Are you stealing songs from Sesame Street now?

SonicDragon07


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Why are all the "alligators" in the video crocodiles?

jaxondesign


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SonicDragon07 wrote:Why are all the "alligators" in the video crocodiles?



I think you're confused- those were gators- crocodiles have long skinny jaws that can't cover their teeth- alligators have shorter, wider jaws & mostly contain their teeth within their 'lips'.

In any case this was a cute goofy video!

matthew


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I bet the puppet is meant to be a crocodile.

maggie3052


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I want to work for Woot. I bet the home-made brownies in the break room are just flat out fabtabulous......

ThunderThighs


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maggie3052 wrote:I want to work for Woot. I bet the home-made brownies in the break room are just flat out fabtabulous......

There's brownies in the breakroom?!?!? Why was I not told of this??

purgeme


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Miley Cyrus may not be an alligator, but I bet Justin Bieber is!

matthew


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ThunderThighs wrote:There's brownies in the breakroom?!?!? Why was I not told of this??



THERE'S A BREAK ROOM!?

dontwantaname


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matthew wrote:THERE'S A BREAK ROOM!?



Even I knew that!


Why is Gatzby in the writers room?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

gertiestn


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This is just faaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous. If I had never heard of Woot! and I saw this video, I'd be sure to pop on over.

jnissico


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matthew wrote:THERE'S A BREAK ROOM!?



I didn't know Woot even had an office. I thought they were run out of a old Honda Civic....

The Great Garu

skippykj


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matthew wrote:THERE'S A BREAK ROOM!?



Mortimer & Monte spend most of their time in the break room. I suspect you've heard of them.

Apparently that brown lump wasn't screaming monkey scat after all!

Gatzby


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dontwantaname wrote:Even I knew that!


Why is Gatzby in the writers room?



I am?

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No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

JerryNic


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That was a Jatravartid time wasting video...but I loved it. Thanx.

MisterRon


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If the people on deals.woot see this video, there will be alligator deals in the posts for at least 2 days! Cute video, though.

MisterRon

ibfrenchy


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I think Woot needs to make these little songs downloadable on mp3 players.

Just a thought.

gossamerica


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New favorite song!