lurcher


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renthsmjesse wrote:why did i buy 3



Glad to see you got your monkey!

pinochlechamp


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Missed the bucket of chitlins on my Bday but got me 3 of dem there monkeys

bacalum


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Screaming monkeys at Burning Man! woot woot!

When rich or powerful people propose a change, it is designed to make them richer or more powerful.

theguruguys


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Happy faced monkeys make happy faces.

In for three. Only found three woot's this woot off to buy including these, not the best woot off for me.

kp1111


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Congrats to the Boston Bruins from a Philadelphia Flyers fan.

loopyhorse


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absolutimagine wrote:What does Amazon have to do with it? I actually don't know, not being sarcastic. Any help? Thanks.



Amazon owns Woot now...

jerseyjoe557


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kp1111 wrote:Congrats to the Boston Bruins from a Philadelphia Flyers fan.



Maybe they will take Joe Thorton back. From a SJ Sharks fan.

durante


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kp1111 wrote:Congrats to the Boston Bruins from a Philadelphia Flyers fan.


YAH PHILLY!!!!

smartheart


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Ladies and Gentlemen, this concludes our scheduled nightly programming.

Purchasers please note: you are strongly advised to make sure you lock your doors before retiring this evening as the monkeys now have your address.


"Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne."
--D. Parker

epixinc


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Woot should have different style capes and list a different cape every woot off so you can collect them all kinda like trophys for the surviving the woot off ;)

iWoot.alot
Bunnies Ogling Carrots 6/15/11, 9/14/11, 3/23/12, 4/26/12
Monkeys: Have all but the original RED pleather one ;( Message me if you have an extra to sell/trade!

rguevin


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Shouldn't they start sending these out with bananas, the monkeys gotta eat too

StarKnightGoku


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Fffff... I want a screaming monkey but I'm on a no-HTTPS connection.

Damn. Next time.

sirkiwibird


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These should be fun at Lollapalooza..

xdavex


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tdurnin wrote:This "Woot Off" was the worst in Woot history. If this is how things are going to go.....I'm out...and I'm leaving Amazon too. Simply horrific! Did you really have to sell out to "the man"?



See you next time around.

sensenigk


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Your favorite monkey-related YouTube song, reimagined...

♫ Screaming Monkey
Screaming Monkey
Black and Yellow Cape
Screaming Monkey!

Screaming Monkey
Screaming Monkey
Wearing a smiley cape
Screaming Monkey!

woot had gone insane
And we waited for you all night
But you just kept on screaming on
Launch off my hands and hold on tighiiiiiiiit!

Screaming Monkey (woot rules!)
Screaming Monkey (woot rules!)
Black and Yellow Cape
Screaming Monkey!

Screaming Monkey (woot rules!)
Screaming Monkey (woot rules!)
Now I can go to bed
Screaming Monkeyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee! ♫

wildest79


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I'm thinking this is the perfect gift for my 17 month old Grand Daughter...and her Daddy....

rebeltreble


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Aww, I wanted Woot shirts again. I made the mistake of only getting one last time. :-(

The monkeys drive me nuts. My cats play with them at ALL hours.

Signatures are harshing my mellow.

absolutimagine


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loopyhorse wrote:Amazon owns Woot now...



that sucks... thanks for the heads up.

If you can keep your head while all about you...

mrtoast98


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FGraf


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Well Woot Masters, thanks for playing. It was a WootHoot. Its because of that really crappy Air Mattress that I didn't get a chance @ the Big o' Cosmos this time around.
You almost got me to buy it too w/that memory foam, BUT w/ a 300lb max weight on a queen! LOL ( i just had to run over to buy one at Walmart!!!)So if u Descriptive spin misters, r just strolling around your massive building(w/ the square footage of half our National debt, just happen to stumble across any broken, useless,outdated,or slightly used items that you cant remember why you bought so many or don't feel like putting it away PLEASE feel pity & my over weight wife & toss it in the box w/ any other of the items that i senselessly bought today that would be just GODLIKE of u. Thanks..

eq52515


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NetworkGenius wrote:If I had a bigger unit, I wouldn't be doing so much wooting off.



And THAT, is what SHE said.....

zyrilia


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Screaming monkeys make great white elephant gifts at Christmas. I am the bane of the assistant scoutmaster's existance - her son loves his. *big evil grin*

The muzzle end of a .45 pretty much says 'go away' in every language.

mrtoast98


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andrewkl wrote:Still 2 hours left. It's not over. The fat lady is just in dress rehearsals.




HoDad


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triops wrote:Does ANYONE have the keychain monkeys that they would be willing to part with...pretty please! I would buy and throw in a big one with a yellow cape too.



I have two, count 'em two, but they are staying with me. I gave one away before I found out that they are kind of rare. Good luck!

PS Always buy the monkeys!

SESteve


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I don't want a monkey.

I don't want a monkey.

I don't want a monkey.

I BOUGHT TWO MONKEYS!!

ajswoot1


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if i have the same monkey, but mine has the name of a law firm on its cape, is it still the same monkey?

gargreguan


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renthsmjesse wrote:why did i buy 3



Why wouldn't you buy three?

dedpetls


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I have never been able to get my bag o crap. i try and try... i guess no one wants to let me own crap!

bvbooks


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I always buy the monkeys - three at a time. I only bought one once and my cute as a button had to have that particular monkey so I am missing one in the collection. Now, I buy three. Why? Because they are there.

jilliandollars


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How many of these monkeys they got? ... moving real slowly ... even for monkeys...

hobbsbot89


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Yay monkeys!!

mbetush


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tsgamer wrote:bye bye woot-off! atleast i got my bag o crap this time



when was the Big o' Cosmos?

nikkipoooo


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klynb wrote:Got my monkeys and my crap. Life is good-ish.



I could argue with that.

roxannez


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These make great Christmas gifts - at least for the first two Christmases when you stuff these monkeys into gift bags. Everyone's going to grit their teeth this holiday season when they open their gift bags from me, probably thinking "Haven't I seen this flying monkey s**t before?"

HoDad


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epixinc wrote:Woot should have different style capes and list a different cape every woot off so you can collect them all kinda like trophys for the surviving the woot off ;)



Ummmm, the capes are always (almost) different at the end of each woot off. Sometimes they sell any leftover monkeys during the woot off, but the end is usually signaled by a new cape design.

cjester66


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In for 3 monkeys. Couldn't help it, I'm a monkey virgin.

gargreguan


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NetworkGenius wrote:If I had a bigger unit, I wouldn't be doing so much wooting off.



Heeyy---OOO!

tyler8881


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BUY THE warpING MONKEYS

dsmith88


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Cmon lets move on...i need to go to bed

roxannez


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They're all getting Snuggies for Christmas this year too, along with their Flying Woot Monkeys. I bought a ton last year from Woot, right after Christmas. Evil me.