dontwantaname wrote:You, sir, are a bum!

That is all.

You, madame, are insufferable!

dontwantaname wrote:How do we know how big an elephant is hung?

I've seen a horse and that was hugh!
The phrase "hung like a horse" popped into my mind immediately.

Well elephant phallus golf bags were popular in the early part of the last century. (came up on a poaching paper I wrote in college)

dontwantaname wrote:I, Sir, simply ask simple questions, to which I never get an answer.
Other ask the same question, and get an answer.

You, madame do not simply ask questions; you, madame interrogate.

Others simply ask questions!

dontwantaname wrote:Oh, when then it was what they wanted us to think.

umm sure!

*KtC has no idea what happened in said TV show to make everyone want to know about the size properties of elephant dongs*

KtCallista wrote:umm sure!

*KtC has no idea what happened in said TV show to make everyone want to know about the size properties of elephant dongs*

*kdc doesn't either

hi all

kdccrosby wrote:*kdc doesn't either

hi all

howdy

and, g'night!

AZGman wrote:and, g'night!

Night G'man!

Tomorrow at noon we are half way through the week!

KtCallista wrote:umm sure!

*KtC has no idea what happened in said TV show to make everyone want to know about the size properties of elephant dongs*

i bet they "do it" on the show.

AZGman wrote:howdy

Sorry, didn't say hi. Spent too long trying to find the animal kingdom penis poster for dname.

Never found the right one either.

ok, the new Castle book came out today.... do I buy it for my Kindle or wait for the library to get a copy and for it to be my turn with it? Orc will read it too, eventually. Borrowed the last two books. The first 5 chapters (available online) read better than the other books, imho.

dontwantaname wrote:How do we know how big an elephant is hung?

I've seen a horse and that was hugh!
The phrase "hung like a horse" popped into my mind immediately.

African bull elephants hold the title of the largest relative penis size in the animal kingdom. The longest elephant penis can grow up to six and a half feet long.



There's some credence behind the old saying "hung like a horse." A stallion's penis can reach a length of a foot and a half long.



Bulls sport one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom, with some reaching two and a half feet in length. It's a good thing for rodeo clowns.

night all

kdccrosby wrote:night all

Yeah I don't blame you.
'Night Kid

Iceback wrote:African bull elephants hold the title of the largest relative penis size in the animal kingdom. The longest elephant penis can grow up to six and a half feet long.



There's some credence behind the old saying "hung like a horse." A stallion's penis can reach a length of a foot and a half long.



Bulls sport one of the largest penises in the animal kingdom, with some reaching two and a half feet in length. It's a good thing for rodeo clowns.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacle

"The sessile lifestyle of barnacles makes sexual reproduction difficult, as the organisms cannot leave their shells to mate. To facilitate genetic transfer between isolated individuals, barnacles have extraordinarily long penises. Barnacles probably have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom."

dontwantaname wrote:Looked longer than 18"

Not to me but then again I have no idea if the info I quoted is at all accurate. I'm just the reporter.

dontwantaname wrote:He looks circumcised. I wonder who's job it is to do that?


(the horse, not my nephew.)

Most penises are shaped to acomodate the vagina of the species. There is a theory among biologists that the great variety seen is because of an evolutionary "arms race" making "snuffleupagus mating" harder. Most females choose which male they want to mate with, but many males try to force the issue, and with the exception of birds, males tend to be the larger of the genders allowing them to physically overpower some females.

The way the theory goes, the female vagina adds twists and dead ends and anti-sperm fluids to try to prevent a forced copulation from being possible or successful so that only a male who the female has permitted may father her offspring. Some species have the ability to store multiple clusters of sperm and eject those which they too many cookies to use so that paternity can not be certain outside of genetic testing (this is most common in amphibians).

An example of how a complex vagina would help is that the female would have to be very accommodating for the male to penetrate to the appropriate point for copulation to be successful. Males in return have developed more accommodating penises to navigate the challenges that they're presented with.

interesting how the men have dropped out of this discussion...

Josephus wrote:interesting how the men have dropped out of this discussion...

There are men in PWA?

Hi Joe, how are things?

KtCallista wrote:There are men in PWA?

Ouch!



Good morning all.

Mornin', penis-enviers . . . and fellahs who aren't!!

Good morning everybody! You just never know what you will learn on PWA! While y'all were doing research, I was canning beans. We canned 21 quarts of green beans yesterday. We are getting more efficient. The first bushel we canned took hours longer than this bushel.

Good morning everyone. I must say, I have learned a few things about animal anatomy - actually read back which I normally do not have time for. Have a lot to get to this morning - will be back later! PWA is an educational place - what would Mortimer and Monte do with aforesaid information? Ha, ha.
Sun out and low humidity right now. Hope it stays that way.

The things I miss...


Umm.

Morning.

klozitshoper wrote:Good morning everyone. I must say, I have learned a few things about animal anatomy - actually read back which I normally do not have time for. Have a lot to get to this morning - will be back later! PWA is an educational place - what would Mortimer and Monte do with aforesaid information? Ha, ha.
Sun out and low humidity right now. Hope it stays that way.

Would any of that animal anatomy happen to cover monkfish?

I had the damnedest time trying to illustrate one last week. You'd be surprised at the lack of legit monkfish information on the web.

dontwantaname wrote:Poof started it and then took off.

POOF DID IT!

Note to self: read at least full page posts before replying.

Unless Dname started it. I feel violated.