klozitshoper wrote:You need a corner cubicle with a large window.

I'd have to off Gatzby first. He's next in line, and HR might object.

inkycatz wrote:I'd have to off Gatzby first. He's next in line, and HR might object.

You couldn't hide the evidence?

Well, second choice could be a large cubicle because if you are where Gatsby is, you are in bleak, gray, drippy, damp Seattle (most of the time I am there anyhow) - window would not matter much! You need a mural.

Gatzby wrote:(Mod taunt!)

Woot should have a "game" where they all try to off one another. you know, with, like, paintguns.

Gatzby wrote:Surviving the Monkey Game.

One of our new developers is actually into paintball...

Before the possible paintball war breaks out I was wondering if this discussion was seen by any woot staff that may have magical powers to make our wish come true.

Josephus wrote:Woot should have a "game" where they all try to off one another. you know, with, like, paintguns.

At my last place of employment*, we had a yearly Nerf war. It was pretty hardcore.

*I know this may shock some, but inkycatz is not a highly sophisticated posting machine created by our developers

lplady wrote:Before the possible paintball war breaks out I was wondering if this discussion was seen by any woot staff that may have magical powers to make our wish come true.

Apparently not . . . again . . . still.

Gatzby wrote:(She's not very efficient.)

You know, I was about to say nice things about you! :P

pooflady wrote:All work and no play....

Of course, no work and no pay....

I wasn't asked if I would work this weekend I was told I would be.

Wow it's been a while since we've needed popcorn around here. I hope this is good.

inkycatz wrote:Oh that's Ms Inky, although I suppose around these parts it is hard to tell.

In random news I feel like sharing, my cubicle monkey collection is growing! I managed to score a tiger cape monkey to keep my smiley-face monkey company during the Woot-Off. I think it adds a certain flavor to a pretty standard and boring cube.

I keep the monkeys in my cube to a limit of two - they hang from my desk light.

I shot one at my boss yesterday. Great satisfaction in that. Straight over about three cubes and hit the wall behind him.

inkycatz wrote:I'd have to off Gatzby first. He's next in line, and HR might object.

//thinking about this//

inkycatz wrote:I'd have to off Gatzby first. He's next in line, and HR might object.

"Accidents" happen every day..."I was cleaning my stapler, I swear I thought it was empty...''



Probably not a good idea to put this in writing.

Iceback wrote:"Accidents" happen every day..."I was cleaning my stapler, I swear I thought it was empty...''



Probably not a good idea to put this in writing.

didn't read a thing, hear a thing, etc

your plan is safe with me

kdccrosby wrote:didn't read a thing, hear a thing, etc

your plan is safe with me

Yeah. What plan?

Night all. Tomorrow.

Can I go to bed yet? Nope, uh ok.

Good morning all.

Mornin', folks . . .

from work!!!!

Laters.

AZGman wrote:Mornin', folks . . .

from work!!!!

Laters.

W O W

Good morning all.

AZGman wrote:Mornin', folks . . .

from work!!!!

Laters.

Yay!

Morning everyone. M-i-l day, but she's not going, just having me pick things up.

Good morning everybody!

edit: Hi AZ! Great to see you back online!

AZGman wrote:Apparently not . . . again . . . still.

Yep, that's how it appears.

Good morning Wootville.

Edit: AZ, hooray, you are connected to the world again. Guess they expect you to work now though.

Guess everyone's enthralled with the new toy.

Ya know, Dname, I remember well when I was about 45 or so working on a church fair with a group of really old (85 & up) ladies. I had always thought that old ladies were sweet, kind, etc. W R O N G

The meanness is absolutely incredible - the intolerance of one another's weaknesses is mind blowing - the cattiness - like junior high - the avoidance of anyone without full mental or physical capabilities - unbelievable. I hope and pray I never, ever get to that point. I had never seen it before in my tiny town in New England.

klozitshoper wrote:Ya know, Dname, I remember well when I was about 45 or so working on a church fair with a group of really old (85 & up) ladies. I had always thought that old ladies were sweet, kind, etc. W R O N G

The meanness is absolutely incredible - the intolerance of one another's weaknesses is mind blowing - the cattiness - like junior high - the avoidance of anyone without full mental or physical capabilities - unbelievable. I hope and pray I never, ever get to that point. I had never seen it before in my tiny town in New England.

You want to see mean and intolerant, I used to work church bingo. Holy cow, those bingo players (mostly 60 and up) were unbelievable. Don't mess with them. And if somebody made a mistake and shouted "bingo" when they shouldn't have, I'll swear they were going to string them up.

Afternoon, folks!!

And while I have web access at work, I swear it must be via 14.4 dial-up modem!!!

AZGman wrote:Afternoon, folks!!

And while I have web access at work, I swear it must be via 14.4 dial-up modem!!!

yikes!

that's cruel and unusual torture.

kdccrosby wrote:yikes!

that's cruel and unusual torture.

It's a brand new facility; occupation was based on Congress-mandated dates. Reality doesn't exist in government.

AZGman wrote:It's a brand new facility; occupation was based on Congress-mandated dates. Reality doesn't exist in government.

Congress.

enough said there. not exactly the hub of efficiency