loudermipr


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Fed Ex just updated my tracking info. I have a 13.1 lbs Biscuit of Cheese headed my way. Supposed to arrive on Monday. My sister has a 6.5 lb Body Odor Concealer arriving supposedly the same time. We are gonna video the grand opening when they get here so stay tuned to the PLoud41 channel on YouTube for an update.

sarahgoing


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life02 wrote:My Crap:

17.7 in. x 12.7 in. x 12.2 in. @ 11.1 LBS

Should be here on Sat :D


My wife's Crap:

23.7 in. x 12.8 in. x 12.2 in. @ 9.1 LBS

Already here:
2x Topsy Turvy Strawberry planters
1x black/white reusable bag
1x Innova Trifecta Digital AM/FM Clock Radio with Built-In Apple® iPod® Dock
1x Fact or Crap Dare mini game
1x Cereal Killer S shirt



excellent crappage!

jeanerz13


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ack! Mine finally moved but now it's not supposed to be here until Tuesday instead of Monday like it had originally said And it's just in KC... and it'll probably go through where I live to get to Earth City, MO before coming here... so annoying...

woocls


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life02 wrote:My Crap:

17.7 in. x 12.7 in. x 12.2 in. @ 11.1 LBS

Should be here on Sat :D


My wife's Crap:

23.7 in. x 12.8 in. x 12.2 in. @ 9.1 LBS

Already here:
2x Topsy Turvy Strawberry planters
1x black/white reusable bag
1x Innova Trifecta Digital AM/FM Clock Radio with Built-In Apple® iPod® Dock
1x Fact or Crap Dare mini game
1x Cereal Killer S shirt



Mine has the same dimensions as your wife's... Maybe I'll dodge the broken xm radio/baby crap.

Shellyfish


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My crap has arrived!




1 Delphi Skyfi XM Audio System (with manual, no cords)
1 pair XL Harbinger Stroke watersports gloves
1 SM Procrastinate T-shirt
1 green and black bag


My mother also got her crap:



2x Topsy Turvy Strawberry Planters
1 Fact or Crap Dare Game
1 SM Ancient Egyptian Plumber T-shirt
1 Heavily retaped box of Wood Blocks
1 black and white bag


Thanks woot! It was fun!

woocls


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jeanerz13 wrote:ack! Mine finally moved but now it's not supposed to be here until Tuesday instead of Monday like it had originally said And it's just in KC... and it'll probably go through where I live to get to Earth City, MO before coming here... so annoying...



LOL I have the same problem... it doesn't make sense why it does that.

life02


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woocls wrote:Mine has the same dimensions as your wife's... Maybe I'll dodge the broken xm radio/baby crap.



Lol... we actually wouldn't have minded getting the baby crap... My wife is due any day now... Hopefully I'll get to open my Bundle of Crops b4 the baby comes.

justin976


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carl669 wrote:you could just go to that place with the giant burritos (freebirds?) and make your own 14 lbs of crap.



Right you are. Make 14 pound burrito place directly in the toilet. At least thats how it seems most of the time.

jeanerz13


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I also noticed that the FedEx tracking page doesn't list the destination...is that normal?

clide


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Yay, I was able to mod the Delphi SKYFi to actually make it useful. I converted the headphone out jack to a line-in and now I can hook up anything to it.

If enough people are interested I could make a how-to. Although I would need someone else with a SKYFi who knows what they are doing to try it out and verify the method first. The reason is that I was messing around with other stuff on the circuit board before I got it working, so I may have actually broken something in a productive way. I think I could recreate it is that is the case, but I would need someone with a fresh SKYFi and some basic tinkering skills. It may be as easy as just switching around two sets of wires.

Alternatively if someone wants to pay for shipping both ways I'll do the mod for you and make a how-to from that. You would still need to have your own 12 volt adapter and line-in cable.

UPDATE: how-to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm86XXswSbM

cyclonewxchick


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Mine - 11.6lbs 24 in. x 12.8 in. x 12.5 in.

The Bf's - 5.4lbs 23.7 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.2 in.

Who is going to get the better items?

swafford


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jeanerz13 wrote:ack! Mine finally moved but now it's not supposed to be here until Tuesday instead of Monday like it had originally said And it's just in KC... and it'll probably go through where I live to get to Earth City, MO before coming here... so annoying...



I have a butchered orangutang carcass that just now made it to KC as well, and pushed my ETA to next Monday

I'll still be hopeful for Saturday, although it won't kill me to wait until Monday.

dreamaster


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cyclonewxchick wrote:

Who is going to get the better items?



ME!!!!!

burntcore82


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My 5.1 pound Bundle of Crops arrived today...

1 black and white bag (same as others have received)
2 of the strawberry thingies (as others have received)
1 Fact or Crap game (as others have received)
1 ladies small box + car = van shirt... girlfriend should like it.
andddd 1 of the smallest, brightest damn flashlights I have ever seen. So that will come in handy in 2012 when all goes dark!!!

justcco


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FedEx moved mine to KC from Dallas in 2 days. Not sure how it all works, but moving is good.

MaskedMarvel


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4.5 lbs = 2.0 kg
^ ^

poundS = kilograM

...weird...

abatt


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Fedex says Bundle of Crops weighs 4.1 lbs and is going to take 7 days to get from Texas to Arizona. Wife says that is typical for something perishable.

darkelfz


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clide wrote:Yay, I was able to mod the Delphi SKYFi to actually make it useful. I converted the headphone out jack to a line-in and now I can hook up anything to it.

If enough people are interested I could make a how-to. Although I would need someone else with a SKYFi who knows what they are doing to try it out and verify the method first. The reason is that I was messing around with other stuff on the circuit board before I got it working, so I may have actually broken something in a productive way. I think I could recreate it is that is the case, but I would need someone with a fresh SKYFi and some basic tinkering skills. It may be as easy as just switching around two sets of wires.

Alternatively if someone wants to pay for shipping both ways I'll do the mod for you and make a how-to from that. You would still need to have your own 12 volt adapter and line-in cable.



If my 8.5Lb contains one I would like instructions on what you did

egadog


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pmrbluepat wrote:Says my Bigotry Over Canada is 48.9lbs. Praying first that Fedex has that correct and second that it is an anvil...



Wow you are due almost an order of magnitude more crap than me. Very interested to see what these big-boned Bundle of Crops have...

That said, I would love for my 5.6 pounder to be full of a Kids Woot stuff - my 8 month old is running out stuff to bite!

coxmaster


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swafford wrote:I have a butchered orangutang carcass that just now made it to KC as well, and pushed my ETA to next Monday

I'll still be hopeful for Saturday, although it won't kill me to wait until Monday.




Mine is in KC.. I live just south of the city but mine also got pushed back

dnyb41


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How is everyone finding the dimensions of their package? I only see weight when tracking through FedEx.

telymanbws


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dnyb41 wrote:How is everyone finding the dimensions of their package? I only see weight when tracking through FedEx.



Create a MyFedex account and track using MyFedex. Detailed instructions are a couple pages back.

There is a saying about those who forget history. I don't remember what it said, but it was good.
-Stephen Colbert

LEM-


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For a third and (probably) final time in this thread reposting the SmartPost primer for those who need a reference to the perks of SmartPost shipping and who didn't see the previous two posts a number of pages back:

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=


FedEx SmartPost primer for newcomers, and a reminder for the rest of Wooters (v. 1.5.3)

1. Before the tracking information shows up: Sometimes Woot is not e-mailing the tracking numbers until a few days after the packages are shipped. You can try and get the number by reference, by going to https://www.fedex.com/AltRefTracking?cntry_code=us and entering these three things: Your Woot order number goes to reference numbers box, select United States in destination country drop down, and Your Zip Code in a respective box. It's important to get all three pieces. Keep refreshing it, and if you're lucky, the tracking number will pop-up before the official e-mail comes. It doesn't ALWAYS work, but there's a good chance. Note, that if you've made multiple orders from Woot, you can enter several order numbers into the reference box, one per line.

1.1 If your weight shows as 1lb, it is most likely a placeholder, which will be replaced by more accurate weight once the package actually starts moving (or reaches a sorting station - see below). The dimensions will probably show as NA/NA/NA on those placeholder packages. Some people have reported packages showing as 1lb all the way until delivery, but turned out to be anything but, though there's always a slight chance that your package actually is a 1 pounder. So you never know.

1.2 To make it even more frustrating - the actual fact that you can track by reference, but if it shows as a 1lb with status Shipment information sent to FedEx does not yet mean the package actually shipped or even exists. All it means - a label which will eventually be attached to your package has been printed. It may be a few days before your beloved box will actually hit the road. Patience is the key here!

1.3 So how do we know for sure that BоC's are out? Keep looking through this thread, and you may spot a post by threepiecewoot or on rare occasion another staff member, stating that all packages are shipped. Sometimes it will take FedEx a while before they show up or update, but once it's said here on the forum, you can be sure that they are out! Also keep an eye on other staff members posts announcing possible shipping delays or otherwise!

1.4 Some wooters report being able to track, but not me! Am I screwed? No, you are not. The tracking numbers don't get into the system all at once. The track by reference starts working when FedEx receives your package info from Woot. They send them in batches, and if someone has a reference hit, does not mean everyone gets it at the same time. Sometimes it's days between batches are sent, and sometimes electronic info on some or all packages is not sent at all, which means not trackable by reference until it arrives (even if trackable by actual tracking number received from Woot). The actual tracking information (if you have tracking e-mail sent to you or it shows up on your order page) gets updated as the package is actually scanned at FedEx location. Provided that Woot ships them by truckload, it may not be instant at all, nor they will appear all at once. Sometimes it's not 'til the next day when you see it live, even if there are others that got scanned early in the game. Remember, if threepiecewoot said that all packages are out - they are. It may take some time for them to go live, a day or two between first reported trackable package until the last one shows up in a system is not unusual...

2. To get the dimensions you need to create My FedEx account (no charge, and you don't have to give them cc number if you don't want to): http://my.fedex.com/ and make sure to switch to new or advanced version. Enter your tracking number, and the dimensions will pop...

2.1 Another way to get dimensions: If you have problems with My FedEx site, or just to make things easier - you can also download a very convenient FedEx Desktop application. It uses the same log-in credentials as your My FedEx account (you'd still need to have one), and tracks the same packages right from your desktop, without the browser.

3. Don't get too excited. For the first few days most people will probably have some sort of cubed dimensions. This is because in the beginning the dimensions are not real. They are guesstimated by FedEx based on weight (which may or may not be accurate). Here's the famous formula for you to check:

SIDE = ( 330 * WEIGHT ) ^ (1/3)
(side in inches, weight in lbs)

If it matches your dimensions to a few tenths of an inch - you know they are not real. That's for smaller packages. Those over 15lbs would always have the "dimensions" of a 15lbs package (or was it 16)... Again not real...

4. Once your package passed the first sorting station - the updated weight and real dimensions may show up. Usually that's the first or second stop it makes after Dallas. In my case (North-East) in either Martinsburg, WV or at Kansas City, KS (I am yet to understand the logic SmartPost uses in sending the packages one route or the other), for many others it's New Berlin, WI or another major SmartPost hub. In some cases actual weighting/measuring may not take place even at the SECOND hub... or ever...

5. USPS Handoff: Once the package is reported to have passed a city near you - start tracking it on http://www.usps.com/, because that's who's delivering it to your door, and once the package is handed over by FedEx, they will have more up to date information. Do make sure that you track by actual tracking number (it will show up if you got a hit with reference tracking), because USPS does not track by reference. A thing to note - when handed over to USPS, FedEx always says a standard "allow 2-3 for business days for delivery". This is a standard message, and if your USPS facility is efficient enough, you may get it delivered as soon as the day of handoff (if it happened early enough).

5.1. USPS is not delivering for a few days after supposed handoff. Compliments go to the budget cuts and staff shortage at your local post office, as per a post by snaped, who claims to know the situation first hand: the pallets of SmartPost packages are handled at the lowest priority, after all other mail has been processed. So if your post office is a bit short on staff or overwhelmed with other mail (holiday seasons especially) it may well sit unsorted for a few days, after which their status is raised to priority and they finally get sorted and delivered. In my personal experience, I've seen them delivered the same day or as much as a full week late (that happened with non-woot package I was expecting around Christmas).

Good luck to all waiting for their hauls, and let the Woot Gods bless you with some amazing crаps!

craigthom


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LEM- wrote:2.1 Another way to get dimensions: If you have problems with My FedEx site, or just to make things easier - you can also download a very convenient FedEx Desktop application. It uses the same log-in credentials as your My FedEx account (you'd still need to have one), and tracks the same packages right from your desktop, without the browser.



A couple of months ago the My Fedex Web site refused to work for me after I created an account, so I downloaded and installed the application.

Besides basic tracking, it provides the following benefits:

You can track multiple packages at once, which I sometimes need to after a Woot! off. They appear in a list.

You can give names to the packages you ship, so you don't have to remember which tracking number goes with which package.

If you leave it running, you get popup windows when the status changes. Because of this I noticed that my Bundle of Crops arrived in New Berlin (rhymes with Merlin), Wisconsin, about an hour ago.

The only down side is that you've installed another application, which I know bothers people.

It can easily be configured not to run automatically. I just bring it up when I have a package in transit, put in the tracking numbers, and let it sit there until the last has arrived.

Setral


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coxmaster wrote:Mine is in KC.. I live just south of the city but mine also got pushed back




Mine and my wife's are both in KC, her date is still Monday and my date moved up to Monday.

gtbullitt68


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justin976 wrote:Right you are. Make 14 pound burrito place directly in the toilet. At least thats how it seems most of the time.



Freebirds and Hullabaloo Diner seem to have a lot in common. I'd spring for the 12 egg omelet. It should tide you over until your actual Bag arrives.

GTBULLITT68

digitaljanitor


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8.5 lb passed through KCKAN last night, presumably on its way to Earth City for the weekend. Delivery date extended to Tuesday from Monday, but I expected that. With current temps, sure hope Woot didn't ship Popsicles in my rboc Package dimensions are listed at 23.7 x 12.8 x 12.2.

The Very Definition of Irony:
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.”
Somewhere there is a rather massive disconnect, isn’t there!

hackman2007


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coxmaster wrote:Mine is in KC.. I live just south of the city but mine also got pushed back



I live in KC and mine was pushed back as well.

Should be here Monday. Maybe.

mikebbass


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I love that most of the bags are coming with Woot shirts. No matter what size it is it will fit someone in this house (Me, the wife, one of the kids, the dog, the cat,the hermit crabs,the thing what lurks in the tub)

BoCs
  • 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
  • FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
  • good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
  • we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
  • in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  • feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
  • who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
  • not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
  • Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
  • Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 03/22/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 01/19/12
  • Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 12/06/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 11/09/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 07/12/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 06/15/11
  • Random Crap 09/22/10
  • Random Crap 08/20/10
  • Random Crap 04/14/10
  • Random Crap 01/28/10
  • Random Crap 09/24/08
  • Random Crap 04/01/08

elainet


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The Bride of Chucky just arrived (a day early, I might add).

Managed to avoid the baby crap!

Contents:
Two topsy turvy strawberry planters
One 3-D t-shirt (size S) with 3-D glasses
One Fact or Crap Dare game
One Zero Germ toothbrush sanitizer
One black and white reuseable bag

Not bad for my first time ever. Woot! was so gentle...

kerena


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My Box Of Cheerios arrived 4 days early.

2 topsy turvy strawberry planters
1 fact or crap dare game
1 small creepy looking tee shirt
1 reusable black and white grocery bag
1 cold and dry ice bag

I actually wanted the kid/baby stuff for my 9 month old. Drat! Anyone want to send me their baby stuff?

elainet


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elainet wrote:The Bride of Chucky just arrived (a day early, I might add).

Managed to avoid the baby crap!

Contents:
Two topsy turvy strawberry planters
One 3-D t-shirt (size S) with 3-D glasses
One Fact or Crap Dare game
One Zero Germ toothbrush sanitizer
One black and white reuseable bag

Not bad for my first time ever. Woot! was so gentle...



And by the way, the dimensions of the package as described by FedEx had NOTHING to do with the actual dimensions of the package. I think they may just have made them up.

jeanerz13


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elainet wrote:And by the way, the dimensions of the package as described by FedEx had NOTHING to do with the actual dimensions of the package. I think they may just have made them up.



what about the weight?

justin976


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gtbullitt68 wrote:Freebirds and Hullabaloo Diner seem to have a lot in common. I'd spring for the 12 egg omelet. It should tide you over until your actual Bag arrives.



That's a rediculous omelet. I did witness one of my buddies finish it though.

vholton2007


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My 9.3 lb crap has been delivered to Mississippi. I am, unfortunately, in Indiana until late Sunday. My son wants to open it, but I have threatened severe bodily harm. I am hoping to arrive home to an unopened crap, but we will see.

plasticpopcorn4


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my package departed dallas Jul 20, 2011 10:58 PM never to be seen again :D

mikebbass


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plasticpopcorn4 wrote:my package departed dallas Jul 20, 2011 10:58 PM never to be seen again :D



You and me both brother /sister. Mine is heading to Pa.

This is normal by the way, at least for me. They always vanish for a day or 3 then reappear. I am pretty sure they are getting drunk and eating BBQ in Memphis.

BoCs
  • 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
  • FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
  • good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
  • we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
  • in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
  • feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
  • who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
  • not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
  • Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
  • Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 03/22/12
  • Bag of Cowardliness 01/19/12
  • Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 12/06/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 11/09/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 07/12/11
  • Bag of Cowardliness 06/15/11
  • Random Crap 09/22/10
  • Random Crap 08/20/10
  • Random Crap 04/14/10
  • Random Crap 01/28/10
  • Random Crap 09/24/08
  • Random Crap 04/01/08

fboutlet


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OK, so mine is 18.2 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.2 in. and only 4.5 lbs?

That's a lot of Texas air and probably just the weight of the cardboard box for 4.5 lbs. Should be interesting.

ThatPoshGirl


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fboutlet wrote:OK, so mine is 18.2 in. x 12.6 in. x 12.2 in. and only 4.5 lbs?

That's a lot of Texas air and probably just the weight of the cardboard box for 4.5 lbs. Should be interesting.



Not if it is 4.5 lbs of marshmallows.

smsung


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Received my 8.5 lb package today!

Contents:

Delphi SkyFi Audio System
Earl Grey Flowering Tea (12 different tea flowers/36 steeps)
Women's S Shirt Woot--Chinese Horoscope
Reusable black & white bag

Happy with the haul. Thanks, Woot!