So we've seen 1/3 of the letter's goodies thus far, correct?

jeblis wrote:It was posted earlier

I don't care who you are, that is some funny stuff right there!

You'll never have to touch another toilet handle again!

eatingjuice wrote:You'll never have to touch another toilet handle again!

Good idea, you could carry them with you and install them on people's toilets anytime you go into someone's house. Don't mention it...just install them. If you come back and they have removed it, install another one.

just got my bag to bahrain...
lobster bag
2 scooshi balls
5 small polos
furniture wax kit
skil tool set missing 12 of the 36 bit heads and the cover to the kit...

clide wrote:Good idea, you could carry them with you and install them on people's toilets anytime you go into someone's house. Don't mention it...just install them. If you come back and they have removed it, install another one.

Best.. idea... ever...

I wish I got all of those on a pallet. Thats exactly what I would do. Imagine the expression on someones face if you snuck one of those in, installed it without them knowing.. They remove it.. You come back and do it again...

Did the footflush company go out of business? The page for footflush.com is clearly a parking space right now, held and hosted by our good friends at network solutions.

jeblis wrote:288 of em to be precise

Ew. That is too gross.

The pallet of foot flushers was hilarious! Have we heard from any of the other letters?

JoeJitsu wrote:Ew. That is too gross.

Do you get points for that?

I think you should get points for that right there.

JoeJitsu wrote:Ew. That is too gross.

Took me a minute,
Oh that was clever!Yes,yes, you should get a lot of points for that

dirtworship wrote:Took me a minute,
Oh that was clever!Yes,yes, you should get a lot of points for that

I think the other two letter holders should be hunted down and have their crap taken from them if they're not going to share the contents with us!

;)


Think Woot should make that a rule and post their details... Someone grab the flaming torches and pitch forks.

seahokedrama wrote:I think the other two letter holders should be hunted down and have their crap taken from them if they're not going to share the contents with us!

;)


Think Woot should make that a rule and post their details... Someone grab the flaming torches and pitch forks.

Be patient. One of the other ones is scheduled for delivery next week. I'm sure he'll get the TVs.

jeblis wrote:Be patient. One of the other ones is scheduled for delivery next week. I'm sure he'll get the TVs.

I received the letter, but I haven't heard anything from FedEx or Woot. The other Person is scheduled for delivery next week. Considering what the you received, maybe I'd be better off not hearing from anyone?

raiderfan922 wrote:I received the letter, but I haven't heard anything from FedEx or Woot. The other Person is scheduled for delivery next week. Considering what the you received, maybe I'd be better off not hearing from anyone?

Maybe, but either way, I'll be happy to pull tracking for you on Monday. You should have heard something by now.

threepiecewoot wrote:Maybe, but either way, I'll be happy to pull tracking for you on Monday. You should have heard something by now.

Thank you, Threepiecewoot.

trlygrl wrote:Do you get points for that?

I think you should get points for that right there.

I think Woot! gave me a Quality Post for it. That's surprising since I didn't think I'd get one this late in the thread. Yay!

raiderfan922 wrote:Thank you, Threepiecewoot.

My pleasure.

I sent you a PM with the tracking information.

Threepiecewoot sent me tracking info for the last portion of my shipment. It should arrive between the 13 and the 16th. 572 lbs. I am very afraid.

raiderfan922 wrote:Threepiecewoot sent me tracking info for the last portion of my shipment. It should arrive between the 13 and the 16th. 572 lbs. I am very afraid.

I can't wait to hear what your 572 lb crap contains!!

JoeJitsu wrote:I think Woot! gave me a Quality Post for it. That's surprising since I didn't think I'd get one this late in the thread. Yay!

how does that quality post thingie work? I noticed one for me over there to the left...

alpayton wrote:I can't wait to hear what your 572 lb crap contains!!

Probably 576 Footflushes, unless Jeblis got them all. I really don't have room in my tiny overloaded one car garage for a pallet of useless crap. So much for thinking that recieveing the letter was the same thing as winning...........Next time Bundle of Crops comes up, I'll be the guy turning off my computer instead of trying to land a bag.

WCennamo wrote:how does that quality post thingie work? I noticed one for me over there to the left...

It is a mystery! ;)

raiderfan922 wrote:Probably 576 Footflushes, unless Jeblis got them all. I really don't have room in my tiny overloaded one car garage for a pallet of useless crap. So much for thinking that recieveing the letter was the same thing as winning...........Next time Bundle of Crops comes up, I'll be the guy turning off my computer instead of trying to land a bag.

Clearly, CLEARLY you are looking at this in entirely the wrong way. Don't think about what you CAN'T do with all the useless crap you're going to get, think of what you CAN do with all the useless crap you're going to get.

Just think:

Arts and crafts.
Always have an "Oops" gift on hand.
Extra $$$ selling the stuff off by pretending it's for a kid's fundraiser. Bonus points if you don't have a kid.
Donate some to a school auction and write off the face value on your taxes.
Hoard Woot! boxes and then ship them to people you know who succeeded in purchasing a Bindle of Carrots.
Same as above, but enclose your letter, and then ship THEM the pallet of stuff.

The possibilities are ENDLESS.

kreegah wrote:Clearly, CLEARLY you are looking at this in entirely the wrong way. Don't think about what you CAN'T do with all the useless crap you're going to get, think of what you CAN do with all the useless crap you're going to get.

Just think:

Arts and crafts.
Always have an "Oops" gift on hand.
Extra $$$ selling the stuff off by pretending it's for a kid's fundraiser. Bonus points if you don't have a kid.
Donate some to a school auction and write off the face value on your taxes.
Hoard Woot! boxes and then ship them to people you know who succeeded in purchasing a Bindle of Carrots.
Same as above, but enclose your letter, and then ship THEM the pallet of stuff.

The possibilities are ENDLESS.

You are so RIGHT!...................and what exactly is your home address?

raiderfan922 wrote:Threepiecewoot sent me tracking info for the last portion of my shipment. It should arrive between the 13 and the 16th. 572 lbs. I am very afraid.

Mine was 515 lbs, so the difference is probably the extra goodies on top.

inkycatz wrote:It is a mystery! ;)

you guys are so darned mysterious :D

raiderfan922 wrote:You are so RIGHT!...................and what exactly is your home address?

No problem! It's.....heeeeeeeeeeeeey....

ThunderThighs wrote:It's dice. We have PONY PONY PONY! dice. If the number matches the last number on your post, you get a PONY PONY PONY!... if we feel like it. And if we haven't lost the dice. They're good for throwing at office pests.

I wish I worked at Woot! Sounds like so much more fun than my job *sigh*

Dang, I wish I'd gotten a Foot Flush. My dad could use one - and a Sansa, so he can listen to audio books.

Oh dear, I think I just broke Holy Crap Commandment V.

Really, I love my crap...just wish I could do something useful for my dad

BTW, did anyone get an Inflatable Ben?

I have a generic question. I have tried to introduce Woot to my office mates, and someone asked if you can buy more than one bushel of corn. I don't know the answer....

mahagen wrote:I have a generic question. I have tried to introduce Woot to my office mates, and someone asked if you can buy more than one bushel of corn. I don't know the answer....

You can if you have multiple woot accounts and are lucky enough to submit more than one order. One guy in this thread scored twice (both were crap).

zzzzz78759 wrote:Dang, I wish I'd gotten a Foot Flush. My dad could use one - and a Sansa, so he can listen to audio books.

Oh dear, I think I just broke Holy Crap Commandment V.

Really, I love my crap...just wish I could do something useful for my dad

BTW, did anyone get an Inflatable Ben?

Well if my 572 lb. pallet o' crap (scheduled for delivery today) contains 288 footflushes, like the one jeblis got last week, I'll be more than happy to send you a few.

jeblis wrote:Here we go.


The item in the opened box is apparently some sort of household steamer.

Thanks woot! Lots of fun.

Heads up! I'd stay away from thatlink to the pictures, I went to look at the pictures, my monitor program killed Firefox for trying to write to the Registry, but it was too late, my work PC is trashed.

YMMV.

ThunderThighs wrote:It's dice. We have PONY PONY PONY! dice. If the number matches the last number on your post, you get a PONY PONY PONY!... if we feel like it. And if we haven't lost the dice. They're good for throwing at office pests.

You guys truly are geniuses.... or madmen.... or mad genius men... and women genius mad pony genius men mad....

So whos refreshing right now hoping for the next Bundle of Crops???

raiderfan922 wrote:Well if my 572 lb. pallet o' crap (scheduled for delivery today) contains 288 footflushes, like the one jeblis got last week, I'll be more than happy to send you a few.

I might hold you to that. I'd love to have a few. I know that sounds weird

zzzzz78759 wrote:I might hold you to that. I'd love to have a few. I know that sounds weird

I got mine not too long ago with similar stuff, the wibblies, rub n color, furniture polish, just a few bags of texas air (but I've got plenty of that!) and a footflush.

I actually would be happy to send the footflush along to you if you'd really like to use it!

The moment you've all been whining.. er waiting for..

The pallet of krapp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1q1Odm9zzw