I am sitting at my desk waiting for lunch.

I killed a roach today as it crawled into the cubicle next to mine.

Sometimes my socks don't match and nobody ever notices.

Thermostat box hit me in the head or did i hit it with my head?

I ate two chicken biscuits from Chic-Fil-A for breakfast.

I broke up a dogfight between mine (the little tyrant) and a tiny dog on a leash. So was mine, but she knows how to flip her collar in just such a way as it flies up and over her head.

My leftover pizza and cookie I ate for lunch were wrapped in pieces of aluminum foil. I folded the pieces of foil up into long skinny sticks and bent them into my empty soda can. Now I'll take it to the recycling bin in the office and so most of my lunch packing materials will be recycled.

I just sewed a button on with thread from a wooden spool with a 19 cent price tag on it. I counted, I have six wooden spools of thread in my sewing box. I don't sew much.

The weatherman predicted scattered rain showers, but it looks like they may not happen...

I'm tired. like a pickup in south florida.

Josephus wrote:I'm tired. like a pickup in south florida.

Yer a slow, hot ho'?

pickup truck. tired. hot.

AZGman wrote:Yer a slow, hot ho'?

Pimpin' ain't easy.

The tornado sirens just went off, and everyone in the office ran to the safe like a bunch of OMGOMGOMGPONIESOMG PONIES!'s. I just sat at my desk and worked.

I think people are afraid of the very large whiteboards around here. No one seems to write on them much.

I shoved $27.00 into the waistband of my gym pants waiting for the lawn guy to come back so I can pay him

People are weird. People are weird, People are weird. I am weird!

woot (the word) added to the oxford dictionary today

dontwantaname wrote:They are hiding 2 way mirrors.
You are being watched!!!

I should draw something on one of them on my way out today. Any ideas?

Guess we're all too mundane for PWA.

inkycatz wrote:I should draw something on one of them on my way out today. Any ideas?

"Use me or lose me.
signed BWB"

dontwantaname wrote:Who is BWB?

Big White Board

AZGman wrote:Big White Board

Sounds like some female in pursuit.

The abandoned bicycle on the side of the road wasn't there when I went by to pick it up and take it home to repair it.

Took 8 year old shopping and to dinner. She talked from 3:30 to 7:30.

I wake up early and drink 2 cups of coffee most days.

In the last year, I have ridden my bike 2,950.45 miles.

I saw my neighbor throw out leftover brownies this morning.

Who the hell ever has leftover brownies? pfft

Friday!

My car is missing the rear hubcap on the driver's side. The other day I saw another car like mine, and it only had one hubcap, and it was on the rear driver's side.

kenney9226 wrote:My car is missing the rear hubcap on the driver's side. The other day I saw another car like mine, and it only had one hubcap, and it was on the rear driver's side.

Does that other car still have it's hubcap?

my dogs are chewing on rawhides. the foster kitten is trying to suck on my face.

One time, I ate alligator balls.