dontwantaname


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The dog is cleaning himself.

Ick

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

KtCallista


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Tylenol is like caffeine for my not quite 2 year old.

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

Thanks so much Secret Santa!!

pooflady


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A new Woot. I see me spending a lot more money here.


dontwantaname


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pooflady wrote:A new Woot. I see me spending a lot more money here.



Nobody complained about the color? I remember endless gripes about the color choice for different sites.

I don't like the color.

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lola4028


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There really is no clever way to scratch a nipple itch in public.

kenney9226


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Tess is really losing weight.

Either that, or her hair's getting bigger.

dontwantaname


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Son called. Drove home at 2am. Took his cat and went back home.
Cat did put up fight.
Text when son got home said cat content.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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dontwantaname


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The puppeteer for Elmo is a large black man.

I never would have guessed that.

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j5


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dontwantaname wrote:The puppeteer for Elmo is a large black man.

I never would have guessed that.



and a very happy one at that.

move along

j5


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TT deleted a perfectly innocuous comment of mine.

move along

pooflady


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j5 wrote:TT deleted a perfectly innocuous comment of mine.



What was it and how do you know it was her?


j5


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pooflady wrote:What was it and how do you know it was her?



I said "bazinga"

she later posted "play nice" in a few threads.

move along

kenney9226


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People comment on and complain about the weather, but there's really not a whole lot one can do to change it.

dontwantaname


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j5 wrote:and a very happy one at that.



He did seem to be, didn't he.
What the hell, be be able to make a living as a puppeteer for Jim Hanson...that has to be a good job.
I guess he should be happy.



Sorry. I will put the thread on track again.


I don't know what the sprinkler guys get to blow the water out the system at the end of the year, but I bet it is too much.
Truck was here less then 10 minutes (maybe less than 5) and there are other houses in the immediate area.

I'll find out next year, when I have to pay. They give you one year free.

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no1


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kenney9226 wrote:People comment on and complain about the weather, but there's really not a whole lot one can do to change it.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect

"In chaos theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions; where a small change at one place in a nonlinear system can result in large differences to a later state. The effect derives its name from the theoretical example of a hurricane's formation being contingent on whether or not a distant butterfly had flapped its wings several weeks before."

dontwantaname


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Why does the phone ring every time you go to the bathroom?

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kenney9226


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no1 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect

"In chaos theory, the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions; where a small change at one place in a nonlinear system can result in large differences to a later state. The effect derives its name from the theoretical example of a hurricane's formation being contingent on whether or not a distant butterfly had flapped its wings several weeks before."




In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.



if you practise enough you can do it!

kenney9226


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no1 wrote:if you practise enough,



Sometimes I buy fast food on my way home from work, eat it, and then have a full dinner when I get home. And my family never knows.

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:Sometimes I buy fast food on my way home from work, eat it, and then have a full dinner when I get home. And my family never knows.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter-Eater_Lad

"Matter-Eater Lad (real name [kenney9226]) is a superhero in the DC Universe. He is a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes and possesses the power to eat matter in all forms, as do all natives of his home planet, Bismoll. "

kenney9226


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Today is Thursday, and I'm leaving work early today with an excuse to thin I'm surprised my boss believed it.

kenney9226


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My coworkers don't let me eat their lunchtime leftovers. They will, however, give me expired canned goods to heat and eat.

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:My coworkers don't let me eat their lunchtime leftovers. They will, however, give me expired canned goods to heat and eat.



last nite i ate a yogurt with a "sell-by" date of 20 oct. to my surprise, my wife wanted a couple spoonfuls too.

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Doggie lost his ability to tell time. He has been doing the food pacing since 3. For his 5pm feeding.

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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Doggie lost his ability to tell time. He has been doing the food pacing since 3. For his 5pm feeding.



... flash?

dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:... flash?



Wrong dog

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kenney9226


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This morning a motorcycle passed me on my way to work, and it had 15 taillights on it.

It kind of looked like the outline of a cylon.

j5


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I swear the mods in RamyB shirt.woot threads are hypersensitive.

move along

inkycatz


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j5 wrote:I swear the mods in RamyB shirt.woot threads are hypersensitive.



I can't speak for the other mods, but I can assure you I'm hypersensitive regardless of threads.

BRB off to cry now.

(Totally kidding.)

I'm just hanging out, really.

inkycatz


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Cat has made a new friend. There is a black floofy cat directly across the alley from us. They sit in the windows and stare at each other.

I'm just hanging out, really.

pooflady


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inkycatz wrote:Cat has made a new friend. There is a black floofy cat directly across the alley from us. They sit in the windows and stare at each other.



Probably telepathy sex.


Josephus


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j5 wrote:I swear the mods in RamyB shirt.woot threads are hypersensitive.



So are most of the people who post in there.

inkycatz


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I'm really impatient when I know there's a package arriving in the mail and it says "out for delivery".

I'm just hanging out, really.

j5


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Josephus wrote:So are most of the people who post in there.



um
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*cough*


move along

kdccrosby


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9/80 days may be going away at my company.

morale is down, but they decide to take away one of the most popular, morale increasing benefits.

yep, they haz smartz

kenney9226


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I had a dream that I could type without looking at the keyboard. In fact, the keyboard was just keys without labels and I was looking to my side and chatting with a friend as I typed some letter or correspondence on the computer. Even my dreams are mundane.

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:I had a dream that I could type without looking at the keyboard. In fact, the keyboard was just keys without labels and I was looking to my side and chatting with a friend as I typed some letter or correspondence on the computer. Even my dreams are mundane.



exciting if you were asleep whilst biking.

Josephus


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"Levi Strauss suggests washing jeans rarely, if at all — the theory being that putting them in the freezer will kill germs that cause them to smell. "

Josephus


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j5 wrote:um
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*cough*



no offense. :^)

j5


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kenney9226 wrote:I had a dream that I could type without looking at the keyboard. In fact, the keyboard was just keys without labels and I was looking to my side and chatting with a friend as I typed some letter or correspondence on the computer. Even my dreams are mundane.



I have a friend who uses a blank keyboard.
He can use it effectively with multiple languages.
He's still a dork.

move along