AZGman


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no1 wrote:companywide memo to the effect that the reader has something stuck to his teeth or face. only one memo will be rite (i hope), but everyone will check, and the person can't be sure it wasn't intended for someone else... everyone saves face!



That would be strategic; besides, I think he meant tactful!!

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j5


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AZGman wrote:That would be strategic; besides, I think he meant tactful!!



It's tactical. Close enough.

move along

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Something happened to me today that I was going to post here.

But I forgot what it was.

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The Christmas tree is smaller than I thought it would be.

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xpenguin


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I really did go overboard on mom's Christmas gifts this year.

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xpenguin wrote:I really did go overboard on mom's Christmas gifts this year.



Speaking as a Mom, there is no such thing.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

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xpenguin wrote:I really did go overboard on mom's Christmas gifts this year.



My Mom and Dad voted we only buy presents for the kids (my kids since my sister does not have any) and not for any adults. So we (sister, myself, and our husbands) are giving her a Kindle.

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The Jeep I was driving behind on my way home yesterday had a vanity license plate: <3 2XRCIS (the <3 was actually a heart icon).

The Jeep didn't have a spare tire. And it had a broken taillight.

The driver smoked two cigarettes in a row. And he had headphones on.

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I found a homemade bear ornament with my 4 year old's picture and a bunch of foam stickers inside the sleeve of my fleece shirt when I went to put it back on after lunch today. I'd been wearing the shirt all morning and only took it off for lunch, and didn't notice before then.

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Someone posted an ad on Craigslist around here that said FREE deer meat. When you clicked on it it told you directions to where he had hit it with his van.

@crowsnest531

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crowsnest wrote:Someone posted an ad on Craigslist around here that said FREE deer meat. When you clicked on it it told you directions to where he had hit it with his van.



Was it my son?

No, that deer must be rotted if it died.

Just got his car back from the deer he hit right before thanksgiving.

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All I did was about 10 minutes of raking and shoveling wood chips at the dog park.

Everything hurts.



I wonder now that the county knows the people will actually do the maintenance themselves, will ever get the county to maintain the park again?

With a small backhoe, what we have spent 4 days doing by hand, could have been done in under an hour.

Except we don't know anyone with a backhoe.
We had a pickup truck. I wonder if anyone has a snowplow? That might work.

Moral: Don't move to NY. Some of the highest taxes in the country, and no services.

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pooflady wrote:Speaking as a Mom, there is no such thing.



I guess I can't complain, since I did do some splurging on myself?

But I wound up getting her an external hard drive, new cordless phones (hers broke, they don't charge), webcam, a couple of nifty computer usb type gadgets, and a pair of shoes.

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This thread is looking more and more like just another PWA.

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The box of "fancy" Christmas cards from Costco this year is bad.

I have most of a box left over from last year and I'm not nuts, the cards are much nicer.

I thought I checked the sample cards, guess I didn't look close enough.

Won't buy them next year. Have to worry if it needs extra postage is only worth it if the cards are nice.


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AZGman wrote:This thread is looking more and more like just another PWA.



mabe pwa is getting more and more mundane.

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j5


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no1 wrote:mabe pwa is getting more and more mundane.



getting?

move along

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I have a 16 oz. travel mug. Every morning I stop for coffee at Wawa. Sometimes I'm charged $1.04; sometimes $1,14.

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xpenguin


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AZGman wrote:I have a 16 oz. travel mug. Every morning I stop for coffee at Wawa. Sometimes I'm charged $1.04; sometimes $1,14.



Idk if you've ever heard of the place called Dylans Candy Bar, but a friend of mine and I have gone there a few times for their frozen hot chocolate (which is delicious). Anyway, they always charge me $4.34 and her $6.50. I have no idea why when we both order the same thing.

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I wore out the shoes I usually wear to work, so I bought a new pair that looks exactly the same.

Nobody noticed.

AZGman


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kenney9226 wrote:I wore out the shoes I usually wear to work, so I bought a new pair that looks exactly the same.

Nobody noticed.



Sounds like my Tom McCann loafers.

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Brought my 2012 calendar up to date and found that I have to be in two places at the same time tonight. A Gemini (sign of the twins) I am - but how to physically do it - dunno.

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kenney9226 wrote:I wore out the shoes I usually wear to work, so I bought a new pair that looks exactly the same.

Nobody noticed.



You are a very strange man!


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