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I think the delay in my fridge door opening and the light coming on is too long.

AZGman


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Just having my first Sam Adams seasonal "Octoberfest" bier.


Yummy!!!!






Oh wait . . . that's not mundane.



Sorry.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

KtCallista


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Taking 2000 iu of Vitamin D3 at 8pm doesn't not aid in falling asleep before 2am.

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Beware the V'owls screech!

AZGman


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KtCallista wrote:Taking 2000 iu of Vitamin D3 at 8pm doesn't not aid in falling asleep before 2am.



So, you're saying it does????

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


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There were two garage sales in my neighborhood this morning.

dontwantaname


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Dogs fart and act like it wasn't them.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:Dogs fart and act like it wasn't them.



So do I

AZGman


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Somebody's playing the synonym boat game.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


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It didn't rain today.

dontwantaname


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Fart dog is back. He is still playing dumb.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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pooflady


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There's a charge on my credit card that I can't figure out what it's for.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

motospyder


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I got new tires on my motorcycle yesterday. It rides better. Smoother.

kenney9226


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I wonder if that woman who played the three-breasted prostitute in "Total Recall" mentions that to people when she introduces herself.

pooflady


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I wish I had a penny for every bullet the Libyan rebels have shot straight up into the air.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

Iceback


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kenney9226 wrote:One time, I ate alligator balls.


I assume it wasn't consenual

In the end only kindness matters

AZGman


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Iceback wrote:I assume it wasn't consenual



//chortle!!!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


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This guy in a huge pickup truck sped by me on my way to work. As I am walking into the building, I see him diagonally backing up into two far away parking spots so his truck doesn't get dinged. I got to work first, even though he drove faster.

I think I'll go move my car and park it right next to his pickup truck.

kdccrosby


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Our CEO, who is being replaced by the end of October, still gets to work earlier than almost everyone.

Mavyn


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inkycatz wrote:I should draw something on one of them on my way out today. Any ideas?



Too late for that day, but I draw a dinosaur saying RAWR! on every white board I encounter.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

chennai8


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Looking at broken web-sites all over internet, Must be HP's fault!

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

pooflady


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Kids across the street playing hide and seek. One's hiding on the roof.



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

AZGman


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pooflady wrote:Kids across the street playing hide and seek. One's hiding on the roof.



How'd it get up there?

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


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The sun is setting a little bit earlier each day, this time of year.

KtCallista


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I killed PWA, again.

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Dogs do quite a bit of running in their sleep.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

klozitshoper


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Wonder if hurricane is coming my way. Keep forgetting to check.

dontwantaname


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klozitshoper wrote:Wonder if hurricane is coming my way. Keep forgetting to check.



Where are you? I'll go look.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:Dogs do quite a bit of running in their sleep.



I know it - and growling - breathing hard! Why should my spoiled rotten dog have nightmares?

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:Where are you? I'll go look.



SW FL

dontwantaname


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klozitshoper wrote:SW FL



Just misses you. Unless someone sneezes and makes it go further west.


http://www.weather.com/weather/hurricanecentral/article/tropical-depression-nine-storm-hurricane-irene_2011-08-20

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:Just misses you. Unless someone sneezes and makes it go further west.


http://www.weather.com/weather/hurricanecentral/article/tropical-depression-nine-storm-hurricane-irene_2011-08-20



Thanks. Will suggest all people over East cover their mouths when sneezing, coughing and no loud laughter, yelling, etc. I actually posted on the flash post thread that I am on the west coast of the east coast. That confuses some for about 2 seconds.

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klozitshoper wrote:Thanks. Will suggest all people over East cover their mouths when sneezing, coughing and no loud laughter, yelling, etc. I actually posted on the flash post thread that I am on the west coast of the east coast. That confuses some for about 2 seconds.



But it might hit me next week?????

hubby is on vacation. Bad enough we aren't going anywhere, now there will be a hurricane too????

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

klozitshoper


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dontwantaname wrote:But it might hit me next week?????

hubby is on vacation. Bad enough we aren't going anywhere, now there will be a hurricane too????



Been through so many hurricanes and warnings in my 20 years here. About 10 years ago there was a "100% certainty we were going to be hit directly" - Evacuation routes are useless unless you get a couple of days' start which people normally don't do because the track is so variable. Anyhow, so many folks went to Orlando - and the storm missed the coast and went inland and Orlando took a direct hit. So I stay right where I am.

dontwantaname


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klozitshoper wrote:Been through so many hurricanes and warnings in my 20 years here. About 10 years ago there was a "100% certainty we were going to be hit directly" - Evacuation routes are useless unless you get a couple of days' start which people normally don't do because the track is so variable. Anyhow, so many folks went to Orlando - and the storm missed the coast and went inland and Orlando took a direct hit. So I stay right where I am.


Our New Orleans relatives leave as soon as the warnings come out.
Been doing that since a big storm in the 60's.


WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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pooflady


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The katydids are loud tonight. (this is mundane.)



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

kenney9226


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sOMETIMES WHEN i FORGET AND LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON, i DON'T GO BACK TO FIX IT.

Mavyn


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Running up hills is a lot harder than running down them.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

crowsnest


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Once we finally start driving electric cars the government will start using GPS to charge us by the mile to make up for lost revenue.

@crowsnest531

kenney9226


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Yesterday I bought one headlight bulb and one replacement windshield wiper. Each was installed on the driver's side of the car.

j5


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I almost left a woot shirt in a hotel in DC, but spotted it on my last minute room sweep before leaving.

move along