klozitshoper


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Cats threw up - both at same time.

inkycatz


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Apparently there was an earthquake somewhere just a few minutes ago.

I'm just hanging out, really.

crowsnest


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Had a roast beef sandwich and jalapeno cheetos for lunch.

@crowsnest531

crowsnest


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My boss's wife lost their debit card. He called and canceled it. He asked the person on the phone if he would get a different card number on the new one.

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klozitshoper


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inkycatz wrote:Apparently there was an earthquake somewhere just a few minutes ago.



Gotta go check. TV in this room only covers 27 channels - all of which are running infomercials right now. Oh, wait, maybe that is why cats both threw up.

JUST SAW ON TV - HAPPENED IN VIRGINIA Hope no one was hurt- Dam informercials. Back later.

inkycatz


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I have to go get a haircut later which I was pretty sure I had scheduled for tomorrow and I haven't gotten nearly as much done today as I want.

I'm just hanging out, really.

AZGman


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klozitshoper wrote:Gotta go check. TV in this room only covers 27 channels - all of which are running infomercials right now. Oh, wait, maybe that is why cats both threw up.

JUST SAW ON TV - HAPPENED IN VIRGINIA Hope no one was hurt- Dam informercials. Back later.



STAY AWAY FROM THE EAST COAST!!!!


WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!!







Grumpy 'til the day I die.

pooflady


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j5 wrote:I almost left a woot shirt in a hotel in DC, but spotted it on my last minute room sweep before leaving.



How was your vacation?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

inkycatz


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pooflady wrote:How was your vacation?



More importantly, which shirt?

I'm just hanging out, really.

dontwantaname


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Something is living in the crab grass and puts out a full assault every time I try to weed it out.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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AZGman wrote:STAY AWAY FROM THE EAST COAST!!!!


WE'RE ALL DEAD!!!!



Except for the things living in my crabgrass.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

j5


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inkycatz wrote:More importantly, which shirt?



Aztec Sunset

move along

kenney9226


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I wonder how advanced Steve Austin would be today if they remade "The Six Million Dollar Man" without increasing the budget.

dontwantaname


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This seems to be the season of spider webs.
Most of them have dog hair in them.
Easy to see.
Good for me
Not so good for the spider.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

crowsnest


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My friend got me a powerball lottery ticket. I hope I win.

@crowsnest531

dontwantaname


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Finished pulling the crabgrass.

Spiders! There were spiders living in that grass! So I have spider and some sort of flying bug bites.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

inkycatz


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The more people planning a party, the harder it is.

I'm just hanging out, really.

lplady


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A can of Cherry Coke freezes faster than I thought it would.

kenney9226


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Joe reported being "occupied" in the men's room when the earthquake started. He said that until it became apparent it was more than a random thump that was shaking the building, he was unaware of exactly how fast one could unroll toilet paper from the dispenser.

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kenney9226 wrote:Joe reported being "occupied" in the men's room when the earthquake started. He said that until it became apparent it was more than a random thump that was shaking the building, he was unaware of exactly how fast one could unroll toilet paper from the dispenser.



I was in the restroom during the last fire drill. Annoying.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

klozitshoper


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I went shopping to all of my favorite stores today and actually came home empty-handed.

kenney9226


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My favorite brother is also my only brother. So he's kind of my least-favorite brother at the same time.

crowsnest


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I passed an MDOT road crew yesterday on the way home, 16 people to fill one pothole.

@crowsnest531

Mavyn


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My cube neighbor is loud. She's trying to sell her house, and spends hours on the phone ranting about it's failure to sell, how unfair the offers are, etc.

Loudly.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

chennai8


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$100 tablets, Earthquake, Irene, Steve Jobs resignation. Busy week so far!

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

kenney9226


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This earthquake safety checklist that HR emailed to us today sure would have come in handy last week.

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There are about 20 snails on my porch. The biggest is smaller than a dime. The smallest is so small I had to bend down to see it.
W The heck? Are they heading for high ground before the hurricane?
The hurricane is sunday. Of course, they don't move very fast.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

inkycatz


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chennai8 wrote:$100 tablets, Earthquake, Irene, Steve Jobs resignation. Busy week so far!



Yeah let's take the rest of the week off.

I'm just hanging out, really.

MsChanandlerBong


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I just ate four Double Stuf Oreos so Jen wouldn't have to take them home.

Monica and Rachel steal my TV Guide every week!!

pooflady


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MsChanandlerBong wrote:I just ate four Double Stuf Oreos so Jen wouldn't have to take them home.



Such a sacrifice!



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

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There are no D cell batteries to be found.
Nothing uses them...except flashlights.


I bought batteries last month....except D cells. Nothing uses them, except flashlights!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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AZGman


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dontwantaname wrote:There are no D cell batteries to be found.
Nothing uses them...except flashlights.


I bought batteries last month....except D cells. Nothing uses them, except flashlights!



She said, redundantly.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

klozitshoper


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MsChanandlerBong wrote:I just ate four Double Stuf Oreos so Jen wouldn't have to take them home.



Absolutely the right thing to do!

lplady


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dontwantaname wrote:There are about 20 snails on my porch. The biggest is smaller than a dime. The smallest is so small I had to bend down to see it.
W The heck? Are they heading for high ground before the hurricane?
The hurricane is sunday. Of course, they don't move very fast.



Thanks, that post made me laugh out loud.

You never know though. The dogs around here were barking for no apparent reason right before the earthquake started the other day.

kenney9226


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I'm probably going to have leftovers for lunch.

chennai8


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I noticed that some people are made of 70% caffeine, some are 70% smoke.

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

Iceback


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chennai8 wrote:I noticed that some people are made of 70% caffeine, some are 70% smoke.



I'm about 50/50

In the end only kindness matters

Mavyn


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I was just invited to the IT groups 2nd annual weenie luncheon.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Josephus


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Mavyn wrote:I was just invited to the IT groups 2nd annual weenie luncheon.



I'm guessing that it'll be at the Weenie Hut restaurant...

Mavyn


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My front yard. Sigh. Damned woodchuck, effin chipmunk, and deer.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.