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j5 wrote:chunder reckoned panda?



served with mixed veggies and a chardonnay.

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I have a fish tank that has no fish in it. I keep it running because my cat likes drinking out of it.

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kenney9226 wrote:I have a fish tank that has no fish in it. I keep it running because my cat likes drinking out of it.



Kenny is up and thinking of weird stuff at 5:30 am

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I will always be older than my teeth but younger than dirt.

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kenney9226 wrote:I will always be older than my teeth but younger than dirt.



It's vice versa for me.

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I have noticed that short men like to pee in the urinal water to make the splashing pee noise, while taller guys tend to pee on the porcelain so as to remain mostly silent whilst going.

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kenney9226 wrote:I have noticed that short men like to pee in the urinal water to make the splashing pee noise, while taller guys tend to pee on the porcelain so as to remain mostly silent whilst going.



It's a function of splashback, not noise.
(For me anyway)

move along

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Today I must go to an offsite meeting at the same location where I sat in that melted chocolate last time.


I am not excited about this.

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it's raining

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There are spider webs everywhere in the late summer/early fall.
Do spiders really think you aren't going to drive that parked car again?

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Beautiful blue sky, sun, temps in the 80's, humidity in the 50's - ideal.

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every day, there is weather.

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Arguing with jerks isn't worth the effort. Doing so online is even less useful.

*disclaimer...not referring to anyone here.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

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Mavyn wrote:Arguing with jerks isn't worth the effort. Doing so online is even less useful.

*disclaimer...not referring to anyone here.



i'm here now!

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no1 wrote:i'm here now!



Kinda chilly today here.


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pooflady wrote:Kinda chilly today here.



Here too, fall finally showed up.

I'm just hanging out, really.

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inkycatz wrote:Here too, fall finally showed up.


Today:
Sun out, it is hot.
Sun not out, it is fall.

I also realized I better find my shoes. I've had on crocs flipflop type things all summer.



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pooflady wrote:Kinda chilly today here.



excellent.

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Mavyn wrote:Arguing with jerks isn't worth the effort. Doing so online is even less useful.

*disclaimer...not referring to anyone here.



hmmm.

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pooflady wrote:Kinda chilly today here.



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When I'm sleeping, my hand falls asleep . . . when my hand falls asleep, I wake up.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

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It is cold out!

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I wouldn't dream of having cold spaghetti for dinner, but it's pretty good for a snack.


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It rained this morning.
Rain falls on the yard chairs.
Cloth yard chairs absorb a lot of water.
Sitting in cloth yard chairs after a rain makes for a very wet rear.

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Thanks so much Secret Santa!!

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49 degrees tonight.

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no amount of deodorant provided, instructions to use said deodorant and instructions to scrub your pits prevents 13 year old boys from stinking beyond belief at times.

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kdccrosby wrote:no amount of deodorant provided, instructions to use said deodorant and instructions to scrub your pits prevents 13 year old boys from stinking beyond belief at times.



Send him here. Rusty loves to smell and then rub against stinky underarms.
Plus he really likes teenage boys. I think because if they like dogs, they will play really rough with them.

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dontwantaname wrote:Send him here. Rusty loves to smell and then rub against stinky underarms.
Plus he really likes teenage boys. I think because if they like dogs, they will play really rough with them.



The way he smelled today I would have gladly sent him to the other side of the planet!

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kdccrosby wrote:no amount of deodorant provided, instructions to use said deodorant and instructions to scrub your pits prevents 13 year old boys from stinking beyond belief at times.



Daughter said, after a few weeks in the freshman dorms, the boys hall smells like boy and on the weekend, boy and beer.

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I was watching Piranha and thought to myself, "this movie would be a lot better if there was more piranhas."

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Josephus wrote:hmmm.



Back story--discussing a story about a UK toy store manager who was paying a prostitute 31,000 pounds a week. Someone posted a picture of her, and started bashing HER for not being very attractive. I said they were being rude, and they said 'she is a prostitute, who cares'.

Arguing with someone like that is futile. I reminded myself and moved on.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

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Roofing guy has 7 minutes to get here in the "late morning" to check the roof.

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Roofing guy is late if he wanted a early afternoon appt.

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Lookit all the derby entries that resemble No1's avatar.

move along

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This is why we don't hire people to do work.

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dontwantaname wrote:This is why we don't hire people to do work.



Gee golly whiz - we call it "The Florida Promise" down here. We EXPECT - we HATE it - stamping foot.

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klozitshoper wrote:Gee golly whiz - we call it "The Florida Promise" down here. We EXPECT - we HATE it - stamping foot.



He showed up at 4:20.
I was waiting since 10:30, which would have been early. He said late morning.
All I needed was a phone call!

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Dog farts are silent and deadly.

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inkycatz wrote:Here too, fall finally showed up.



I will be up there soon. Keep it fall and don't let the leaves come down 'til I arrive. Love the drive out to Leavenworth.

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dontwantaname wrote:Dog farts are silent and deadly.



Cats usually have a whistle - but just as deadly if not more so.