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kenney9226


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I burned the same spot on the roof of my mouth three times over the weekend: hamburger, hot pizza cheese, chili.

Josephus


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kenney9226 wrote:I burned the same spot on the roof of my mouth three times over the weekend: hamburger, hot pizza cheese, chili.



no tortilla cheese dip? no hot wings?
You, sir, are getting old.

dontwantaname


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Josephus wrote:no tortilla cheese dip? no hot wings?
You, sir, are getting old.


Well, yeah. He has a few dozen birthdays a year. They add up!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

I hate packing.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

edwardfortyhands


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I enjoy the TV show "How I Met Your Mother."

Josephus


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Things are a little damp here.

Josephus


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Josephus wrote:Things are a little damp here.



and NO, I didn't mean "Things" are "a little damp" here.

crowsnest


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Today is very mundane.

@crowsnest531

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

I know way too much about animal reproductive anatomy.

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You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


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I am not required by law to tell you I'm a registered sex offender.

Josephus


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kenney9226 wrote:I am not required by law to tell you I'm a registered sex offender.



...but you're doing it anyway!

ThunderThighs


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Josephus wrote:...but you're doing it anyway!



Sex offender etiquette.



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j5


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A remote cabin in the woods seems mighty appealing right about now.

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!

klozitshoper


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I waited a few days too long - Gulf has now cooled down to 80.

kenney9226


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Yesterday I ate my lunch at 10:00 am.

Josephus


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Our puppy had a kind of dark spot on the bridge of his nose; wife said "I think we need to have the vet take a look at that."
I took a wet paper towel, and scrubbed; dark spot gone.

kenney9226


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Grapes go rotten faster when they're all pulled of the stems and put in a bowl.

Mavyn


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People who build databases in a haphazard manner and fail to document ANYTHING should be thrown to the sharks.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

no1


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kenney9226 wrote:Grapes go rotten faster when they're all pulled of the stems and put in a bowl.



i bet they would last longer if you injected the grapes with stem cells.

pooflady


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kenney9226 wrote:Grapes go rotten faster when they're all pulled of the stems and put in a bowl.



Speaking of...just bought Concord grapes at a roadside stand. Really sweet this year. Yum.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

crowsnest


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Mavyn wrote:People who build databases in a haphazard manner and fail to document ANYTHING should be thrown to the sharks.



They would throw this WHOLE company I work for in the ocean!

@crowsnest531

inkycatz


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crowsnest wrote:They would throw this WHOLE company I work for in the ocean!



Something to be said for natural selection, survival of the fittest, etc. - right?

I'm just hanging out, really.

SkekTek


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It needs to rain or I'm gonna have to water the mums.

Josephus


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SkekTek wrote:It "needs to rain" or I'm gonna have to "water the mums".



Say no more.

j5


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Josephus wrote:Say no more.



nudge nudge, wink wink

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!

dontwantaname


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My carpel tunnel brace is attracting dog hair.
I now have a furry wrist.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

no1


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dontwantaname wrote:I now have a furry wrist.



is that like hairy palms?

dontwantaname


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Hot and humid out. At the end of sept. Ugh.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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There are small snails on my pumpkin by the door.
They are leaving tiny snail The Day the Ponies Come Back (2000) on the pumpkin.
If I find the right lens, I will post a picture of snail The Day the Ponies Come Back (2000), so you all will be able to avoid it in the future.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

kenney9226


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I only keep three keys on my keychain, and I only really use just one of those keys.

Josephus


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kenney9226 wrote:I only keep three keys on my keychain, and I only really use just one of those keys.



the key to my heart!

dontwantaname


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Josephus wrote:the key to my heart!



Do you two want to be alone?


WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

dontwantaname


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dontwantaname wrote:There are small snails on my pumpkin by the door.
They are leaving tiny snail The Day the Ponies Come Back (2000) on the pumpkin.
If I find the right lens, I will post a picture of snail The Day the Ponies Come Back (2000), so you all will be able to avoid it in the future.



Photo of snails and snail poop on my pumpkin





WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

KtCallista


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Sitting in the dark trying not to use your eyes for anything is very boring and makes you want to get up and be productive more than you would normally feel if you could get up and be productive at the time.

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You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


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I wear the same belt and shoes to work most every day.

Mavyn


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The faster someone wants work done, the slower they are to respond to questions.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

kenney9226


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The last time I worked an entire two-week pay period without taking any vacation/sick leave was the two weeks before Memorial Day.

Josephus


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I have nothing interesting to say.

AZGman


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Vanilla ice cream is very mundane; however, French vanilla ice cream is très banales!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

Josephus


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I renewed my driver's license yesterday- would have expired today.