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Poll: If you could be a member of any television sit-com family, which would it be?
  • 18.8% - The Cosbys 167
  • 20.1% - The Bundys 178
  • 9.2% - The Bradys 82
  • 26.8% - The Bluths 238
  • 9.9% - The Tanners 88
  • 15.1% - Other (Specify in the comments) 134
887 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

equazcion


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The Friends, or The A-Teams. Not families in the technical sense, but in spirit.

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

calanthium


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Addams Family, definitely. Everything I know about a successful marriage I learned from Gomez and Morticia.

bsmith1


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The Conners

tiler100


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The Bunkers.

shopmom61


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The Waltons

mm20


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The Simpsons. Duh.

tiler100


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shopmom61 wrote:The Waltons



I like yours better. I'm changing mine.

BlackCreekBearTRP1


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tiler100 wrote:The Bunkers.



Hey There Meathead! I don't believe it but I do agree with you.
DAAAADDDIIE!!!
Now Archie, Be nice!

tiler100


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BlackCreekBearTRP1 wrote:Hey There Meathead! I don't believe it but I do agree with you.
DAAAADDDIIE!!!
Now Archie, Be nice!


I really do think it affords me the best opportunity to mess with Archie and Meathead. It's win-win for me.

jmilheiser


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Definitely would want to be adopted by the Papadopouloses. I mean, don't you want to hang out with Webster and go through all the crazy passages and secret places in their house? yes, yes you do.

bmw66x


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They're ILLUSIONS Michael!

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

MissBehaving


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Not a sit-com, but the Ingalls family. I loved Little House on the Prairie from the moment I saw it, and I still do.

dbay


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The Taylors. Home Improvement for life.

b00me


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The Griffins(Family Guy) even though they are a cartoon.

mwb4god


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Definitely the Taylors, who wouldn't want Tim the Toolman Taylor for their dad.

sumerland3


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The Dunphys

ocndream1


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The Seavers!!!

AgirlinVT


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The Drummonds - Whatcha talkin' bout Willis? or better yet The Sanfords. Who wouldn't love to play in a junk yard!

Discord


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The Robinsons. Not the island ones. The Lost in Space ones.

yubyubcommander


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calanthium wrote:Addams Family, definitely. Everything I know about a successful marriage I learned from Gomez and Morticia.



I vote for the Addams as well, unwanted house-guests can be dealt with by Uncle Festers blunderbuss. I'd also rather have Kitty Cat or Spot from the Munsters as a family pet. "Shoot em in the back!"

eeyore98001


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soap either family will work.

shannon morrison

ckeilah


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Whaddaya mean IF?! We ARE the Clampits! I'll be out swimmin in the cement pond iffn y'all need me.

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
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jollyrgr


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Me, I'd want to be the fourth Stooge (with Curley as #3).

tylerhaas


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The Seavers. Who wouldn't like Alan Thicke as a dad?

j-o-h-n


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I'd want to marry into the Clampett family

Higher prices AND crappier blanks, no thank you

superJ


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Easy, Reynolds family on It's Always Sunny...

blindingwhite


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The Connors. I can relate to them. I do like the Cosby's but I did not grow up with that much money.

superJ


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dbay wrote:The Taylors. Home Improvement for life.



Good choice, but in the Lisa era or the Heidi era?

epicsatyr


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The cosby's I would blend right in and that would totally increase my chances of have sex with Claire Huxtibal

CanadianJay


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j-o-h-n wrote:I'd want to marry into the Clampett family



I was going to say the Clampett's but this is even better.
Ellie May WOOT

www.offtheteam.com

CanadianJay


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epicsatyr wrote:The cosby's I would blend right in and that would totally increase my chances of have sex with Claire Huxtibal



with the Jello pudding and the Oedipus complex WAAAAAAA

www.offtheteam.com

CanadianJay


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superJ wrote:Good choice, but in the Lisa era or the Heidi era?



Heidi ftw

www.offtheteam.com

genebonfiglio


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The Barones. Cuz "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND".

epuentes


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The Monsters would be nice.

ctdietz


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The Jetsons. Because I personally want to believe in a future where people still name their children Leroy.

sandy3678


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The Taylors of Home Improvement

olperfesser


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Brady bunch - I had such crushes on Marcia and Jan as teens.

LALonghorn


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The Keatons (Family Ties)

LALonghorn


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ctdietz wrote:The Jetsons. Because I personally want to believe in a future where people still name their children Leroy.



Um, that's 'Elroy', bud.