LEM-


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Ah, top of the new page! Nice! Taking this opportunity to re-post the primer for those who don't like flipping a couple of pages back:

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FedEx SmartPost primer for newcomers, and a reminder for the rest of Wooters (v. 1.5.3)

1. Before the tracking information shows up: Sometimes Woot is not e-mailing the tracking numbers until a few days after the packages are shipped. You can try and get the number by reference, by going to https://www.fedex.com/AltRefTracking?cntry_code=us and entering these three things: Your Woot order number goes to reference numbers box, select United States in destination country drop down, and Your Zip Code in a respective box. It's important to get all three pieces. Keep refreshing it, and if you're lucky, the tracking number will pop-up before the official e-mail comes. It doesn't ALWAYS work, but there's a good chance. Note, that if you've made multiple orders from Woot, you can enter several order numbers into the reference box, one per line.

1.1 If your weight shows as 1lb, it is most likely a placeholder, which will be replaced by more accurate weight once the package actually starts moving (or reaches a sorting station - see below). The dimensions will probably show as NA/NA/NA on those placeholder packages. Some people have reported packages showing as 1lb all the way until delivery, but turned out to be anything but, though there's always a slight chance that your package actually is a 1 pounder. So you never know.

1.2 To make it even more frustrating - the actual fact that you can track by reference, but if it shows as a 1lb with status Shipment information sent to FedEx does not yet mean the package actually shipped or even exists. All it means - a label which will eventually be attached to your package has been printed. It may be a few days before your beloved box will actually hit the road. Patience is the key here!

1.3 So how do we know for sure that BоC's are out? Keep looking through this thread, and you may spot a post by threepiecewoot or on rare occasion another staff member, stating that all packages are shipped. Sometimes it will take FedEx a while before they show up or update, but once it's said here on the forum, you can be sure that they are out! Also keep an eye on other staff members posts announcing possible shipping delays or otherwise!

1.4 Some wooters report being able to track, but not me! Am I screwed? No, you are not. The tracking numbers don't get into the system all at once. The track by reference starts working when FedEx receives your package info from Woot. They send them in batches, and if someone has a reference hit, does not mean everyone gets it at the same time. Sometimes it's days between batches are sent, and sometimes electronic info on some or all packages is not sent at all, which means not trackable by reference until it arrives (even if trackable by actual tracking number received from Woot). The actual tracking information (if you have tracking e-mail sent to you or it shows up on your order page) gets updated as the package is actually scanned at FedEx location. Provided that Woot ships them by truckload, it may not be instant at all, nor they will appear all at once. Sometimes it's not 'til the next day when you see it live, even if there are others that got scanned early in the game. Remember, if threepiecewoot said that all packages are out - they are. It may take some time for them to go live, a day or two between first reported trackable package until the last one shows up in a system is not unusual...

2. To get the dimensions you need to create My FedEx account (no charge, and you don't have to give them cc number if you don't want to): http://my.fedex.com/ and make sure to switch to new or advanced version. Enter your tracking number, and the dimensions will pop...

2.1 Another way to get dimensions: If you have problems with My FedEx site, or just to make things easier - you can also download a very convenient FedEx Desktop application. It uses the same log-in credentials as your My FedEx account (you'd still need to have one), and tracks the same packages right from your desktop, without the browser.

3. Don't get too excited. For the first few days most people will probably have some sort of cubed dimensions. This is because in the beginning the dimensions are not real. They are guesstimated by FedEx based on weight (which may or may not be accurate). Here's the famous formula for you to check:

SIDE = ( 330 * WEIGHT ) ^ (1/3)
(side in inches, weight in lbs)

If it matches your dimensions to a few tenths of an inch - you know they are not real. That's for smaller packages. Those over 15lbs would always have the "dimensions" of a 15lbs package (or was it 16)... Again not real...

4. Once your package passed the first sorting station - the updated weight and real dimensions may show up. Usually that's the first or second stop it makes after Dallas. In my case (North-East) in either Martinsburg, WV or at Kansas City, KS (I am yet to understand the logic SmartPost uses in sending the packages one route or the other), for many others it's New Berlin, WI or another major SmartPost hub. In some cases actual weighting/measuring may not take place even at the SECOND hub... or ever...

5. USPS Handoff: Once the package is reported to have passed a city near you - start tracking it on http://www.usps.com/, because that's who's delivering it to your door, and once the package is handed over by FedEx, they will have more up to date information. Do make sure that you track by actual tracking number (it will show up if you got a hit with reference tracking), because USPS does not track by reference. A thing to note - when handed over to USPS, FedEx always says a standard "allow 2-3 for business days for delivery". This is a standard message, and if your USPS facility is efficient enough, you may get it delivered as soon as the day of handoff (if it happened early enough).

5.1. USPS is not delivering for a few days after supposed handoff. Compliments go to the budget cuts and staff shortage at your local post office, as per a post by snaped, who claims to know the situation first hand: the pallets of SmartPost packages are handled at the lowest priority, after all other mail has been processed. So if your post office is a bit short on staff or overwhelmed with other mail (holiday seasons especially) it may well sit unsorted for a few days, after which their status is raised to priority and they finally get sorted and delivered. In my personal experience, I've seen them delivered the same day or as much as a full week late (that happened with non-woot package I was expecting around Christmas).

Good luck to all waiting for their hauls, and let the Woot Gods bless you with some amazing crаps!

LEM-


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comeauxspartans26 wrote:What is the secret URL? winewoot? kidswoot? Sorry Im confused lol



There's no secret. Just type "kids" or "wine" or "shirt" in place of www in the original order url...


vmorgs wrote:Ooo thank you!! I followed the instructions in the post and got my tracking info!! There's even poundage info on there but it's only 1 lb. Boo!



Perhaps if you don't stop reading the primer after the first section you can find out what that 1 lb. means... And many other useful things about tracking....

Just reposted the primer above... For all those who missed the first post.

inkycatz


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Hiker_jay wrote:Don't over think this. Let it go and enjoy your Box of Cobwebs



Best advice ever.

I'm just hanging out, really.

tugnutt831


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inkycatz wrote:Best advice ever.



Translation: Nothing to see here, move along....

;)

Baggie of Crapola Count to Date: 16

jsh139


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This is exciting! I'm guessing that TPW will be posting this afternoon/evening that the last stinky sack of crap has officially rolled out of the Woot warehouse. If history is any indication, us Philly folks should have ours by next Wednesday!

Insert signature here.

winterprkskier


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jasonwilk wrote:Did anyone have success with the substitute url? I tried to change the url to the other Woots a few times and it didn't work. I did succeed, but it was after many tries on the regular woot server. Looking forward to seeing what my Bucket of Candycorn holds.

I received my placeholder from FedEx!



That is how I was able to get my Box of Cobwebs I had to change a small part of the URL and that was the only way I could get the ordering screen to load after clicking the I Want One button. And this is my first Box of Cobwebs and I have been trying for YEARS!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!

mattheinzel


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Still nothing in my inbox and nothing on the order screen. I hope I get some new news soon from Woot.

winterprkskier


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mattheinzel wrote:Still nothing in my inbox and nothing on the order screen. I hope I get some new news soon from Woot.



Read the first post at the top of page 27, follow the instructions and you will see what everyone else is seeing and you can be excited with us.

carpan


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tugnutt831 wrote:Translation: Nothing to see here, move along....

;)



It's too late now, the cat is out of the bag. On the plus side, with everyone using the back door the front door should be wide open for the next Box of Cobwebs

Big ol' Celebration- 5/22/12, 3/22/12, 12/25/11, 12/6/11, 10/12/11, 9/14/11, 8/17/11, 7/12/11, 6/15/11, 4/1/11, 12/25/10, 12/1/10, 10/21/10

atippinfan78


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Got my placeholder. yay

B. O. C. ~ 11.19.09 - 04.01.10 - 09.14.11 - 10.12.11 - 03.22.12 - 04.25.12 - 05.23.12



tjhuggins84


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This is turning into a disease... must stop refreshing FEDEX... arghhhhhh!

dae1


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Cool. F5 everyday until it gets here.

jfeise


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tjhuggins84 wrote:This is turning into a disease... must stop refreshing FEDEX... arghhhhhh!


Killing the FedEx servers now

BrendaRichardson


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comeauxspartans26 wrote:What is the secret URL? Sorry Im confused lol



the post so nice, you had to ask twice?

winterprkskier


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tjhuggins84 wrote:This is turning into a disease... must stop refreshing FEDEX... arghhhhhh!



I agree, stupid SmartPost!!!! Why must you take so long....

DangerMouse9


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BrendaRichardson wrote:the post so nice, you had to ask twice?



He be chiming, while you be rhyming.
We be wanting our crap, hoping and praying it's not a trap.

evilsweeps


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dum dum dum!! placeholder verified, size NA...yet

LEM-


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jfeise wrote:Killing the FedEx servers now



The FedEx must be happy we're all just abusing the F5 key now... A few years ago, there was no way to find dimensions (not sure about weight) of the package through MyFedex site. So - when crаps got out of the door, the FedEx call centers were getting the load! Maybe it's because of Woot that they came up with enhanced online tracking site :/

kentobi


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I know there are rumors upon rumors when it comes to the Box of Cobwebs but I've read some comments that make it seem like prime order numbers are important? My order number is prime....

winterprkskier


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LEM- wrote:The FedEx must be happy we're all just abusing the F5 key now... A few years ago, there was no way to find dimensions (not sure about weight) of the package through MyFedex site. So - when crаps got out of the door, the FedEx call centers were getting the load! Maybe it's because of Woot that they came up with enhanced online tracking site :/



That would be awesome if we, crazy Woot Box of Cobwebs stalkers, caused FedEd to change their tracking system.

winterprkskier


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kentobi wrote:I know there are rumors upon rumors when it comes to the Box of Cobwebs but I've read some comments that make it seem like prime order numbers are important? My order number is prime....



This is my first Box of Cobwebs can you explain what you are talking about?

Oakley568


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Very excited, saw that my Reference number finally came up with a result! Now to play the second round of the waiting game!

Wooting since '05!

jfeise


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kentobi wrote:I know there are rumors upon rumors when it comes to the Box of Cobwebs but I've read some comments that make it seem like prime order numbers are important? My order number is prime....


Hmm, can't be. My order number isn't prime...
http://www.math.com/students/calculators/source/prime-number.htm

YelirNY


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kentobi wrote:I know there are rumors upon rumors when it comes to the Box of Cobwebs but I've read some comments that make it seem like prime order numbers are important? My order number is prime....



Big deal... My Order is an Optimus Prime Number

bsmith1


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winterprkskier wrote:This is my first Box of Cobwebs can you explain what you are talking about?



Beware! The woot forums are rife with false prophets who claim to understand the woot gods' plan. Pay no heed to their proclamations lest ye be led astray.



Besides, everyone knows that your order # must contain 3 instances of the same number to be a good haul. (3. Not 4. 5 is right out.)

winterprkskier


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bsmith1 wrote:Beware! The woot forums are rife with false prophets who claim to understand the woot gods' plan. Pay no heed to their proclamations lest ye be led astray.



Besides, everyone knows that your order # must contain 3 instances of the same number to be a good haul. (3. Not 4. 5 is right out.)



So you who are so wise in the ways of craps, tell me what exactly do you mean but 3 instances of the same number?

Darvell


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winterprkskier wrote:That is how I was able to get my Box of Cobwebs I had to change a small part of the URL and that was the only way I could get the ordering screen to load after clicking the I Want One button. And this is my first Box of Cobwebs and I have been trying for YEARS!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!



I didn't do this, so I'm feeling pretty good about my accomplishment of snagging a Box of Crud, because I got mine "the normal way." My only other Box of Chocolates was on Christmas Eve last year, but that was probably easier, because who checks Woot on Christmas Eve, but truly dedicated Woot Nerds?

I also found my "shipping placeholder" too and Woot isn't saying my package was shipped, either. BTW, they should make a new rule that after a Woot Off, the CRAP gets shipped FIRST! I mean, come on! ;)

manofrust


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bsmith1 wrote:Besides, everyone knows that your order # must contain 3 instances of the same number to be a good haul. (3. Not 4. 5 is right out.)


Holy hand grenades, Batman!

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

sracer2003


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winterprkskier wrote:So you who are so wise in the ways of craps, tell me what exactly do you mean but 3 instances of the same number?



Don't listen to him either. The only time your order number will ensure you an epic haul is if it plays Funky Town when pressed on a keypad.

winterprkskier


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sracer2003 wrote:Don't listen to him either. The only time your order number will ensure you an epic haul is if it plays Funky Town when pressed on a keypad.



That's awesome!

tehloner


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I got my tracking number from fedex via reference number like some of us... cant wait for it to arrive

this will be everyone who ordered a Box of Cobwebs

http://xkcd.com/281/

lichme


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Fedex Email notification plus package tracking app on my phone, if my package is on the go, I'll know about it. (Giggity)


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DangerMouse9


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bsmith1 wrote:Beware! The woot forums are rife with false prophets who claim to understand the woot gods' plan. Pay no heed to their proclamations lest ye be led astray.



Besides, everyone knows that your order # must contain 3 instances of the same number to be a good haul. (3. Not 4. 5 is right out.)



Unless those are 3 instances are consecutive and are the number of the beast. You know, with this being Halloween and all.

smartyboots


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YAY! Placeholder!

I don't know quite why I'm so excited, since I'll be saving mine unopened to gift to my sister in December. She's never managed to snag a Bucket so she thinks they don't really exist.

reponzo01


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bsmith1 wrote:Beware! The woot forums are rife with false prophets who claim to understand the woot gods' plan. Pay no heed to their proclamations lest ye be led astray.



Besides, everyone knows that your order # must contain 3 instances of the same number to be a good haul. (3. Not 4. 5 is right out.)



Ha! My order number ends in "222"! :P

winterprkskier


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So once TPW gives us our tracking numbers is it typically about 7 days later that box of cobwebs reach their destinations?

elfgirl


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winterprkskier wrote:So once TPW gives us our tracking numbers is it typically about 7 days later that box of cobwebs reach their destinations?



Depends on how far away you are. That's all that really matters once they are shipped. I'm so close to Woot!, that once it's "officially" shipped I'll hopefully get it the next day.

winterprkskier


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elfgirl wrote:Depends on how far away you are. That's all that really matters once they are shipped. I'm so close to Woot!, that once it's "officially" shipped I'll hopefully get it the next day.



Lucky you!

rikushix


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I've got my placeholder. Shipping information sent to Fedex, 1 pound parcel.

I just realized the other day...I'm picking my Bucket of Candycorn in the States and bringing it back over the border into Canada. That means I have to open it in the US. Otherwise I would have a fun conversation with the border guards.

“Where you from?”
“Vancouver.”
“How long were you outside of Canada?”
“Twenty minutes.”
“What’d you pick up?”
“Gas, a six pack of craft beer, and this package from Shell.”
“What’s inside?”
“I don’t know.”
“You don’t know what’s inside your parcel? What’s the total value?”
“Three dollars, sir.”
“…..step out of the car, please.”

Silly goose.

ZeroSumHappiness


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winterprkskier wrote:... about 7 days later that box of cobwebs reach their destinations?

seven days...

rikushix wrote:I just realized the other day...I'm picking my Bucket of Candycorn in the States and bringing it back over the border into Canada. That means I have to open it in the US. Otherwise I would have a fun conversation with the border guards.

Do eeeeeeeet! Maybe you can get the Canadian border guards into the fun of woot!, eh?